Trivial things you don't understand/mildly annoy you

[Wobbly Bob]

People's inability to put their rubbish in bins these days. Im now taking part in rubbish roulette these days on the train, where I put the tray table down and whether or not there is someone's rubbish for me to put in the bin. There seems to be more dog shit about these days, have people stopped clearing up after them now?

Whilst on my soapbox I would also ban mobile phone calls in supermarkets and public transport. I hate other people potentially listening in to my inane, pointless conversations, but the majority of people seem to thrive on it.

On a train to Cardiff this morning.
The person in front munched on a banana put the tray table up & shoved the skin down the back.
Nice.

[Batch]

People who clap airplane landings.

Fuck off, then when you've fucked off fuck off some more.

[Ginginho]

People who eat while driving. I saw people leaving McDonalds earlier and eating their food in the car whilst leaving. Eat it before you leave or wait until you get home, you fat fucks.

[Wobbly Bob]

That reminds me of stopping off at the services on the way back from a work trip once.
Duly equipped with burgers and coffee I thought that we would sit down in the services first.
Not a bit of it, the driver wasn't for hanging around.
The coffee cup holder in the car was soon full to the brim with coffee as I looked on aghast at the driver steering with the sides of their hands while filling their face with the burger.

[Legends-Lounge]

People who clap airplane landings.

Fuck off, then when you've fucked off fuck off some more.

A speciality of catholic countries in my experience.

[Cookie]

"Hey Grok..."

[Nemo]

"Hey Grok..."

Jawohl mein Fuhrer?

[Berniman]

People who eat while driving. I saw people leaving McDonalds earlier and eating their food in the car whilst leaving. Eat it before you leave or wait until you get home, you fat fucks.

Stop following me around then if it urks you so much ya fucking stalker..

[DV]

Checking in online for our holiday which isn’t until the end of August.
DV, Mrs. DV & DV Jr.

Pay £13.50 to pick seats, nah. You allocate for free.

On the way out they allocated us row 15 seats C, D & E which is one, one side the aisle & two the other side - ok fair enough however on looking at it row 15 seat F is free to choose (again for £13.50) why the fuck wouldn’t they just allocate a family of 3 the row of three? Instead of a 1 & 2 with a singular seat still free the other side of the family?

[DV]

Also row 14 seats D, E & F are all free as well?

[swindonmaniac]

Checking in online for our holiday which isn’t until the end of August.
DV, Mrs. DV & DV Jr.

Pay £13.50 to pick seats, nah. You allocate for free.

On the way out they allocated us row 15 seats C, D & E which is one, one side the aisle & two the other side - ok fair enough however on looking at it row 15 seat F is free to choose (again for £13.50) why the fuck wouldn’t they just allocate a family of 3 the row of three? Instead of a 1 & 2 with a singular seat still free the other side of the family?

Because they want your money.

[DV]

They’ve got enough of my money for the actual bloody holiday - fuck paying anything extra…

[4D]

So Mrs DV can look after Jr and you can have a snooze?

[DV]

Other way round.

I can’t sleep sat up anyway…

[Bob's Orange]

Checking in online for our holiday which isn’t until the end of August.
DV, Mrs. DV & DV Jr.

Pay £13.50 to pick seats, nah. You allocate for free.

On the way out they allocated us row 15 seats C, D & E which is one, one side the aisle & two the other side - ok fair enough however on looking at it row 15 seat F is free to choose (again for £13.50) why the fuck wouldn’t they just allocate a family of 3 the row of three? Instead of a 1 & 2 with a singular seat still free the other side of the family?

We've just flown back from Dublin with Aer Lingus and they offered us the chance to pay £30 each way to have a bag as hand luggage or free if checked in. Clearly we decided to check it in, but airlines do appear to be trying to get as few bits of hand luggage on planes these days. Doesn't really bother me either way although Birmingham Airport baggage is usually slow so there may be a bit of a delay getting home.