tans
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« Reply #38445 on: Friday, June 23, 2023, 16:11:54 » |
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I slept in the bathroom the night before i had my colonoscopy. Easy access to the bog and all that!
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Legends-Lounge
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« Reply #38446 on: Friday, June 23, 2023, 16:16:19 » |
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I slept in the bathroom the night before i had my colonoscopy. Easy access to the bog and all that!
Think a number of us have slept in a bathroom cuddled up to the great white phone to god. Only for a different reason I venture to suggest. |
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Peter Venkman
Past glories motivate us when times are bleak.
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« Reply #38447 on: Friday, June 23, 2023, 16:21:30 » |
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Think a number of us have slept in a bathroom cuddled up to the great white phone to god. Only for a different reason I venture to suggest.
Yes but with Moviprep you will be cuddiling it with your arse! |
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From the station at Colchester
To the cells of Warrington
From the services at Leicester
To the slums of Northampton
We travel over England
And one day Europe too
Cos we all follow the Swindon
We're the famous Town End crew.
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Legends-Lounge
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« Reply #38448 on: Friday, June 23, 2023, 16:23:29 » |
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Yes but with Moviprep you will be cuddiling it with your arse!
You must have some impressive arse cheeks by the sound of that bold statement I must say.😁 |
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Mexicano Rojo
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« Reply #38449 on: Friday, June 23, 2023, 19:42:26 » |
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For the love of baby Jesus and the orphans can someone tell Americans how to pronounce fucking Glastonbury
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Jimmy Quinn
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« Reply #38450 on: Saturday, June 24, 2023, 18:40:19 » |
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Keep your eyes open🤣
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« Reply #38451 on: Saturday, June 24, 2023, 19:29:37 » |
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Keep your eyes open🤣
Really  ??. |
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Life is a Rollercoaster - Just gotta ride it.
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Jimmy Quinn
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« Reply #38452 on: Saturday, June 24, 2023, 19:34:12 » |
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Really ??. Hate to miss it if it passed through Swindon😆 |
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Audrey
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« Reply #38453 on: Sunday, June 25, 2023, 09:06:29 » |
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The net zero levy, which the government has been funding so far, is due to be put on to people’s energy bills from next month. £170 per year.
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4D
That was definately my last game, honest
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« Reply #38454 on: Wednesday, June 28, 2023, 08:31:08 » |
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Insects.
They love biting me, the little fuckers. Even spiders like to have a go. Red bumps on my hand, legs, arms. Got savaged by mozzies in Italy back in 2019, they went solely for the ankles, about 40 chomps in total.
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Sippo
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« Reply #38455 on: Wednesday, June 28, 2023, 12:39:49 » |
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Doesn't annoy me, but fuck me, Richard Keys is seriously punching with his 35 year old wife.
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #38456 on: Wednesday, June 28, 2023, 12:59:00 » |
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Doesn't annoy me, but fuck me, Richard Keys is seriously punching with his 35 year old wife.
Is it the same young lass who is a mate of his daughters and he definitely wasn't having an affair with when his wife left him? |
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Audrey
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« Reply #38457 on: Wednesday, June 28, 2023, 13:05:50 » |
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If the rest of him is as hairy as his hands it’ll be like getting boffed by Bigfoot.
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« Reply #38458 on: Wednesday, June 28, 2023, 13:06:03 » |
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Yes.
I think its called grooming when Philip Schofield does it.
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Nemo
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« Reply #38459 on: Wednesday, June 28, 2023, 13:07:17 » |
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Yes.
I think its called grooming when Philip Schofield does it.
To be fair, the new wife is 35 now and was 28 when they met. It's creepy as fuck but they're both consenting adults. The immoral part is that his then wife was having cancer treatment at the time. |
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