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« Reply #24840 on: Sunday, November 20, 2016, 21:20:23 » |
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Don't worry, we (I) are quite proud of his association with the islands - he is buried in the very pretty island graveyard with an unassuming gravestone, in amongst the locals & Lady Wilson & family still visit their small house - she reached her 100th birthday this year  Quite recently, she had problems when flying to Scilly as she did not have the required identification and was alleged to have said "My husband used to be Prime Minister you know"  How Quaint, we only have Lord Stoddard of, Rodbourne was it? Always fancied going to the Scilly Isles, one day maybe. |
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« Reply #24841 on: Tuesday, November 22, 2016, 11:32:42 » |
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Being stuck in traffic with a 3 year old.
What is it?: It's a steering wheel.
What is it?: It's a gear stick.
What is it?: It's the handbrake.
What is it?: It's a bus.
What is it?: That's my nose.
What is it?: It's a steering wheel.
What is it?: It's a bus.
What is it?: It's still a bus.
What is it?: Definitely still a bus.
What is it?: It's a steering wheel.
And so on...... for FORTY FUCKING MINUTES.
I'm broken.
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That was definately my last game, honest
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I can't bear it 🙄
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« Reply #24842 on: Tuesday, November 22, 2016, 11:46:47 » |
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What is it that's broken?
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« Reply #24843 on: Tuesday, November 22, 2016, 12:02:35 » |
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My soul.
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« Reply #24844 on: Tuesday, November 22, 2016, 12:08:02 » |
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My soul.
Moe importantly... 'Are we nearly there yet?' |
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« Reply #24845 on: Tuesday, November 22, 2016, 12:57:31 » |
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Moe importantly...
'Are we nearly there yet?'
Half an hour - Batch/Mrs Batch standard answer. |
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« Reply #24846 on: Wednesday, November 23, 2016, 20:20:47 » |
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Windows fucking 10 it always seems to be constantly fucking updating and takes an age to do all I want to do is use the fucking computer.  |
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Whoo Whoo!
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« Reply #24847 on: Wednesday, November 23, 2016, 21:05:10 » |
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Being stuck in traffic with a 3 year old.
What is it?: It's a steering wheel.
What is it?: It's a gear stick.
What is it?: It's the handbrake.
What is it?: It's a bus.
What is it?: That's my nose.
What is it?: It's a steering wheel.
What is it?: It's a bus.
What is it?: It's still a bus.
What is it?: Definitely still a bus.
What is it?: It's a steering wheel.
And so on...... for FORTY FUCKING MINUTES.
I'm broken.
I always carry gaffer tape in my car. Mostly because there's always something falling off it but it also comes in handy for situations like this. |
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« Reply #24848 on: Wednesday, November 23, 2016, 22:40:16 » |
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My Mrs has developed a habit of saying "just now" instead of "soon" or "in a minute" and it annoys the fuck out of me.
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I am 32 now
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« Reply #24849 on: Wednesday, November 23, 2016, 22:42:29 » |
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My Mrs has developed a habit of saying "just now" instead of "soon" or "in a minute" and it annoys the fuck out of me.
The Welsh say "now in a minute" It's just as well that is the only thing that annoys me about them. ... .. |
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If Don Rogers were alive today, he'd be turning in his grave
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« Reply #24850 on: Thursday, November 24, 2016, 08:21:29 » |
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The Welsh say "now in a minute"
It's just as well that is the only thing that annoys me about them.
What about when they say "where you to now?" instead of just "where are you?" and also when they say "There we are then" for no real reason at the end of a conversation? |
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« Reply #24851 on: Thursday, November 24, 2016, 09:29:45 » |
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Half an hour - Batch/Mrs Batch standard answer.
We go with 'Nearer than last time you asked' |
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« Reply #24852 on: Thursday, November 24, 2016, 10:04:23 » |
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My Mrs has developed a habit of saying "just now" instead of "soon" or "in a minute" and it annoys the fuck out of me.
When people say somewhen. Some when between 2 and 3 o'clock. NO!!! Its some time, not some when! |
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« Reply #24853 on: Thursday, November 24, 2016, 14:32:53 » |
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Just put sugar in my Bovril by mistake.
Tres annoying.
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« Reply #24854 on: Thursday, November 24, 2016, 15:35:50 » |
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Just put sugar in my Bovril by mistake.
Tres annoying.
Does that mean you meant to put in salt though?? |
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