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« Reply #22245 on: Monday, February 1, 2016, 21:11:51 » |
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I thought something was wrong when I took a drink and something not-liquid was in my mouth.
I KNEW something was wrong when it started moving.
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« Reply #22246 on: Monday, February 1, 2016, 21:12:25 » |
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Haha, oops.
A few years ago, I had a can of drink on my bedside table.
Woke up in the morning, saw it and thought "Ooh, something to drink!"
Only to take a gulp and end up with a dead moth in my mouth.
Whenever I swallow insects, usually out on the bike, I rationalise it by thinking of those articles which predict we'll all eat insects in the future as a way of staving off global famine...apparently they are nutritious. |
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« Reply #22247 on: Monday, February 1, 2016, 21:41:13 » |
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Ferrous sulphate powder.
AKA moss killer
Bloody stuff, even having it in the vicinity of the house makes everything smell and taste like rust
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« Reply #22248 on: Monday, February 1, 2016, 21:43:05 » |
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I thought something was wrong when I took a drink and something not-liquid was in my mouth.
I KNEW something was wrong when it started moving.
Are you a celebrity? Anyway go grab a battered cricket to wash it down with. |
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« Reply #22249 on: Tuesday, February 2, 2016, 00:37:39 » |
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ate a wasp once, fucker stung my tongue, I thought my wife had put ground glass in me cheese. Bit the cunt in half though (wasp not wife)
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« Reply #22250 on: Tuesday, February 2, 2016, 08:32:50 » |
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Haha, oops.
A few years ago, I had a can of drink on my bedside table.
Woke up in the morning, saw it and thought "Ooh, something to drink!"
Only to take a gulp and end up with a dead moth in my mouth.
Took a drink from a can that had been on an outside window sill. Wasps in it, stung my lip - looked like George Ndah.... |
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« Reply #22251 on: Tuesday, February 2, 2016, 09:41:03 » |
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When I lived at home, there was an open can of Lilt in the fridge, I took a swig, only to find it was filled with fat that my Mum had put in there.
I seldom drink canned drinks any more.
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« Reply #22252 on: Tuesday, February 2, 2016, 10:09:45 » |
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Whenever I swallow insects, usually out on the bike, I rationalise it by thinking of those articles which predict we'll all eat insects in the future as a way of staving off global famine...apparently they are nutritious.
Soylent greenflies? |
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« Reply #22253 on: Tuesday, February 2, 2016, 10:36:39 » |
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When I was at a student party years ago, I was foraging around for the last drops of alcohol in the open cans, and unfortunately chose the one everyone had been using as an ashtray.
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Tout ce que je sais de plus sūr ą propos de la moralité et des obligations des hommes, c'est au football que je le dois. - Albert Camus
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« Reply #22254 on: Tuesday, February 2, 2016, 10:40:44 » |
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Couldnt have been a proper party if you noticed a few fag ends  |
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« Reply #22255 on: Tuesday, February 2, 2016, 10:45:26 » |
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Soylent greenflies?
Think on balance I'd prefer Soylent greenflies to Soylent green. |
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« Reply #22256 on: Tuesday, February 2, 2016, 11:13:42 » |
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Bloody central heating has packed up, one day when working from home isn't going well!
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« Reply #22257 on: Tuesday, February 2, 2016, 14:00:23 » |
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« Reply #22258 on: Tuesday, February 2, 2016, 14:10:12 » |
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Shouldn't the prize go to the horse anyway, otherwise is she not abusing his human rights? |
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« Reply #22259 on: Tuesday, February 2, 2016, 14:12:24 » |
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Shouldn't the prize go to the horse anyway, otherwise is she not abusing his human rights?
There was a test case about this fairly recently with some Orang-utans who took pictures of themselves on a camera given to them by a professional photographer. The (perhaps unsurprising really) judgement was that animals can't hold copyright. As for this case, the horse owner has about as much legal right as the horse itself, so she's made a tit out of herself for no financial reward. Might make you smile or feel good, that. |
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