Peter Venkman
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« Reply #18990 on: Thursday, March 12, 2015, 09:19:36 » |
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Blow job
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From the station at Colchester
To the cells of Warrington
From the services at Leicester
To the slums of Northampton
We travel over England
And one day Europe too
Cos we all follow the Swindon
We're the famous Town End crew.
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #18991 on: Thursday, March 12, 2015, 09:35:52 » |
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Blow jobs are not just for birthdays and Christmas Indeed....national steak and blow job day is on Saturday.  |
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Honkytonk
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« Reply #18992 on: Thursday, March 12, 2015, 10:04:05 » |
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Indeed....national steak and blow job day is on Saturday. Someone should have let Clarkson's producer know. |
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Mother Brown
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« Reply #18993 on: Thursday, March 12, 2015, 19:38:55 » |
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Indeed....national steak and blow job day is on Saturday. Is it really ? Probably end up having a burger and a wank. |
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« Reply #18994 on: Thursday, March 12, 2015, 19:40:49 » |
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Close enough
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #18995 on: Saturday, March 14, 2015, 20:31:49 » |
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The fact I had porridge for dinner! My husbands poorly in bed and by the time id sorted the baby out it was all I could muster  |
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« Reply #18996 on: Saturday, March 14, 2015, 20:40:37 » |
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Is it really ?
Probably end up having a burger and a wank.
At the same time? Hope you remembered to use different hands. |
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #18997 on: Sunday, March 15, 2015, 10:03:23 » |
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Facebook this morning being a "LOOK AT ME I'VE GOT THE BEST MUM IN THE WORLD I LOVE HER LOTS AND I NEED TO PROVE IT TO THE WORLD" competition.
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #18998 on: Sunday, March 15, 2015, 12:42:32 » |
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Facebook this morning being a "LOOK AT ME I'VE GOT THE BEST MUM IN THE WORLD I LOVE HER LOTS AND I NEED TO PROVE IT TO THE WORLD" competition.
My mums not on Facebook!! I am guilty of putting my presents up though! Sorry Samdy  |
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« Reply #18999 on: Monday, March 16, 2015, 14:17:12 » |
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Ardiles
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« Reply #19000 on: Monday, March 16, 2015, 16:02:32 » |
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Facebook this morning being a "LOOK AT ME I'VE GOT THE BEST MUM IN THE WORLD I LOVE HER LOTS AND I NEED TO PROVE IT TO THE WORLD" competition.
What's even more nauseating is the sycophantic responses that normally follow. They usually end in 'xxxxxxx' and start with 'Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!' And they're always written by women. Always. (I'm not a sexist, by the way. Some of my best friends are women.) |
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #19001 on: Monday, March 16, 2015, 16:43:48 » |
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Facebook this morning being a "LOOK AT ME I'VE GOT THE BEST MUM IN THE WORLD I LOVE HER LOTS AND I NEED TO PROVE IT TO THE WORLD" competition.
It was good to check how any of my friends have milfs. Turns out not a lot do, but it's good to know |
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #19002 on: Monday, March 16, 2015, 16:45:10 » |
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Your mum's comment on your recent post about the dildo shaped building amused me highly.
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #19003 on: Monday, March 16, 2015, 16:46:35 » |
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Haha, yeah. That was grim
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Things get better but they never get good
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« Reply #19004 on: Monday, March 16, 2015, 16:47:20 » |
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Your mum's comment on your recent post about the dildo shaped building amused me highly.
That was a cracker. |
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