Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #18435 on: Wednesday, January 14, 2015, 19:10:22 » |
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New bed. Flat packed, for easy home assembly. Instructions that look like some cunt with a crayon drew them. 279 bits. I'm royally fucked.
Find a bird who enjoys erecting things....explain your predicament and go from there 
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« Reply #18436 on: Wednesday, January 14, 2015, 19:18:08 » |
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Why can't women cut bread straight?
I'm always left with a lop sided fat wedge that you can't shove in the toaster
More importantly why can't they stack a dishwasher? How difficult is it to understand that if you put curved things like bowls in the same rack as flat things like plates, you only fit about half the amount of stuff in than when you separate them.
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #18437 on: Wednesday, January 14, 2015, 19:20:42 » |
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New bed. Flat packed, for easy home assembly. Instructions that look like some cunt with a crayon drew them. 279 bits. I'm royally fucked.
Mattress > Floor. Done.
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #18438 on: Wednesday, January 14, 2015, 23:20:30 » |
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Yes. gone for internet order.
And you can buy led dimmable r80 circa 600 lumens, would do this in an instant if it wasn't for the fact they are about £10 a bulb and I need 9 (could get by with 6).
Tesco are selling off all the older style bulbs off cheap. I got a load of small screw bulbs for 25p each the other week.
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« Reply #18439 on: Thursday, January 15, 2015, 07:17:44 » |
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thanks, I'll check it out over the weekend
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« Reply #18440 on: Thursday, January 15, 2015, 13:42:47 » |
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thanks, I'll check it out over the weekend
If not 'Family Bargains' in West Swindon had loads of old style light bulbs.
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« Reply #18441 on: Friday, January 16, 2015, 12:24:43 » |
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise, the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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« Reply #18442 on: Friday, January 16, 2015, 12:28:48 » |
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Why are CCTV pictures invariably crap? I get better quality on a mobile phone.
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« Reply #18443 on: Friday, January 16, 2015, 12:32:28 » |
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Why are CCTV pictures invariably crap? I get better quality on a mobile phone.
And the police artist impression's are always comically un-human!
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise, the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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« Reply #18444 on: Friday, January 16, 2015, 12:44:20 » |
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Is this him? 
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Cats are better than dogs FACT
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« Reply #18445 on: Friday, January 16, 2015, 12:45:51 » |
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Fuck me, the club's been burgled by a Yeti! 
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #18446 on: Friday, January 16, 2015, 13:36:13 » |
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Fuck me, the club's been burgled by a Yeti!  Nah....it was a sasquatch 
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« Reply #18447 on: Friday, January 16, 2015, 14:37:51 » |
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Is the yeti wearing trainers? 
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« Reply #18448 on: Friday, January 16, 2015, 14:41:26 » |
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Is the yeti wearing trainers?  galoshes! 
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« Reply #18449 on: Friday, January 16, 2015, 18:16:48 » |
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Bet it was Paolo just popping back... or Jed?
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