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« Reply #15870 on: Friday, March 28, 2014, 19:45:17 »

Keep getting post from Virgin Media in our new house about super fast broadband....Great you might think, only problem is we dont have fibre optic in our area. FUCK OFF!!!
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« Reply #15871 on: Friday, March 28, 2014, 19:54:05 »

I was bought a bottle of Bulmers Indian Summer cider. It is absolutely disgusting. Poured it away after one sip.
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« Reply #15872 on: Friday, March 28, 2014, 20:10:12 »

Keep getting post from Virgin Media in our new house about super fast broadband....Great you might think, only problem is we dont have fibre optic in our area. FUCK OFF!!!

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« Reply #15873 on: Friday, March 28, 2014, 23:25:53 »

I'm trying to reconnect with a group of friends from uni, it all ended badly but that was 2 years ago and I'm feeling sentimental. Some of them were still ok with me, is this a good or bad idea, I don't really know. They were the best friends I ever had, far better than any of the friends I have now.
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« Reply #15874 on: Friday, March 28, 2014, 23:56:36 »

 You don't need friends in the modern world,  grow up and move on.
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« Reply #15875 on: Saturday, March 29, 2014, 08:37:59 »

I'm trying to reconnect with a group of friends from uni, it all ended badly but that was 2 years ago and I'm feeling sentimental. Some of them were still ok with me, is this a good or bad idea, I don't really know. They were the best friends I ever had, far better than any of the friends I have now.
did you shag one of their missus?
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« Reply #15876 on: Saturday, March 29, 2014, 08:59:21 »

I'm trying to reconnect with a group of friends from uni, it all ended badly but that was 2 years ago and I'm feeling sentimental. Some of them were still ok with me, is this a good or bad idea, I don't really know. They were the best friends I ever had, far better than any of the friends I have now.

You may have to put flesh on the bones of the fallout for us sage TEF's to offer a solution.
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kerry red

« Reply #15877 on: Saturday, March 29, 2014, 09:23:01 »

When groups of friends fall out its always down to someone dipping their stick where they shouldn't.

The only friend you need is one that deflates and fits in a box
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« Reply #15878 on: Saturday, March 29, 2014, 10:17:55 »

I'm trying to reconnect with a group of friends from uni, it all ended badly but that was 2 years ago and I'm feeling sentimental. Some of them were still ok with me, is this a good or bad idea, I don't really know. They were the best friends I ever had, far better than any of the friends I have now.

Bad idea. Friendship either works or it doesn't....we all change with time and move on....same with birds. Just let it go.
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« Reply #15879 on: Saturday, March 29, 2014, 11:54:03 »

Queuing for 20 minutes to draw some cash from a building society only to find when I get to the front every till place is occupied by someone opening an account,  or form filling  Suicide
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« Reply #15880 on: Saturday, March 29, 2014, 11:57:20 »

I think they are on the cusp of a new invention.  Something to do with a bit of plastic and being able to slot it into a machine, press some buttons and cash comes out of a slot.  Not sure it will catch-on mind, how it could ever replace a pass book and watching someone count your cash out 5 times in front of you with a rubber thimble on their finger, I don't know.
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« Reply #15881 on: Saturday, March 29, 2014, 12:25:16 »

Yeah,  bloody pass book
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« Reply #15882 on: Saturday, March 29, 2014, 13:58:57 »

queuing to get my passport renewed via check and send at the post office. it's only when you're in the queue do you see there's a sign advising you that they only do check and send with an appointment.

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« Reply #15883 on: Saturday, March 29, 2014, 15:05:02 »

Just noticed that some thick twat has put a crease in the side of my car  Tough Guy
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« Reply #15884 on: Sunday, March 30, 2014, 01:34:48 »

A gang of drunk bellends with a collective IQ unlikely to trouble three figures have just woken me up by  giving one of the rubbish bins outside my flat a loud and very vigorous shoeing.

It's times like these that I feel a sniper rifle would be a perfectly reasonable response.
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