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« Reply #15045 on: Saturday, January 18, 2014, 19:45:07 » |
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Sue Perkins.
You're not funny love, not even a little bit.
Fuck off.
And she's a fucking lezza. |
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Arriba
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« Reply #15046 on: Saturday, January 18, 2014, 19:45:53 » |
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The voice.
Even Kylie can't make me like it. Utter shit
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« Reply #15047 on: Saturday, January 18, 2014, 19:48:58 » |
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The voice.
Even Kylie can't make me like it. Utter shit
Its still better than that gameshow that was on earlier. Reflex. |
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« Reply #15048 on: Saturday, January 18, 2014, 19:56:27 » |
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Its still better than that gameshow that was on earlier. Reflex.
Don't. Me and the mrs already had a row over that. I'm with you there |
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #15049 on: Saturday, January 18, 2014, 19:57:00 » |
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Its still better than that gameshow that was on earlier. Reflex.
Good grief that was bad. Luckily it hastened my decision to stop watching television for the evening. |
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Bob's Orange
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« Reply #15050 on: Sunday, January 19, 2014, 00:15:26 » |
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Coming home to see some junkie scumbag has tried to get into our flat by kicking the door in.
Thankfully well double locked!
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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4D
That was definately my last game, honest
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I can't bear it 🙄
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« Reply #15051 on: Sunday, January 19, 2014, 02:50:02 » |
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Why am I still awake at nearly 3am?  |
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« Reply #15052 on: Sunday, January 19, 2014, 16:24:52 » |
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Toilet paper.
Why the fuck can't the manufacturers perforate the fucking stuff properly.
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« Reply #15053 on: Sunday, January 19, 2014, 19:08:03 » |
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Toilet paper.
Why the fuck can't the manufacturers perforate the fucking stuff properly.
On the subject of toilet paper....when your wiping and your finger breaks through. |
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« Reply #15054 on: Sunday, January 19, 2014, 20:01:58 » |
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I refuse to spend lots of money on something I'm going to wipe my arse on. Fuck of Andrex and charmin.
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Never knowingly overstated.
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4D
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« Reply #15055 on: Sunday, January 19, 2014, 20:03:57 » |
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Aldi, 9 rolls for £1.99. Does the job.
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« Reply #15056 on: Sunday, January 19, 2014, 20:20:13 » |
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I wash my ring, you filthy cunts.
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4D
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« Reply #15057 on: Sunday, January 19, 2014, 20:21:19 » |
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Guinea pigs are expensive though.
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« Reply #15058 on: Sunday, January 19, 2014, 20:29:57 » |
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I wash my ring, you filthy cunts.
You're weird over there. I was very confused by the shower fitting next to the shitter in the middle east. Im happy with wiping. |
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Never knowingly overstated.
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« Reply #15059 on: Sunday, January 19, 2014, 20:41:29 » |
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You're weird over there. I was very confused by the shower fitting next to the shitter in the middle east. Im happy with wiping.
You're referring to what is affectionately known by many expats as 'the bum gun'. Great not only for making one's ring clean, but also for shooting insects and other objects to help pass the time while sat on the throne. I got caught out the other day and had to use a toilet that had only tissue. I could not wait to get home and give myself a proper wash as I felt filthy. If I moved back to the UK I think I'd have to take some wet-wipes with me wherever I went. The thought of getting about with the remnants of my last crap still smeared around my ring is something I just couldn't do. |
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