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« Reply #15060 on: Sunday, January 19, 2014, 20:58:54 » |
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You're referring to what is affectionately known by many expats as 'the bum gun'. Great not only for making one's ring clean, but also for shooting insects and other objects to help pass the time while sat on the throne.
I got caught out the other day and had to use a toilet that had only tissue. I could not wait to get home and give myself a proper wash as I felt filthy. If I moved back to the UK I think I'd have to take some wet-wipes with me wherever I went. The thought of getting about with the remnants of my last crap still smeared around my ring is something I just couldn't do.
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
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« Reply #15061 on: Sunday, January 19, 2014, 22:37:47 » |
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I got caught out the other day and had to use a toilet that had only tissue. I could not wait to get home and give myself a proper wash as I felt filthy. If I moved back to the UK I think I'd have to take some wet-wipes with me wherever I went. The thought of getting about with the remnants of my last crap still smeared around my ring is something I just couldn't do.
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janaage
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« Reply #15062 on: Sunday, January 19, 2014, 22:39:39 » |
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I wash my ring, you filthy cunts.
I have often thought that it's weird that if we get shit on any other part of the body we tend to wash it off, yet on the arsehole or surrounding areas we just rub/wipe it off with paper. |
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« Reply #15063 on: Sunday, January 19, 2014, 23:02:58 » |
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Emmanuel Adebayor.
He's just a massive bellend.
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« Reply #15064 on: Sunday, January 19, 2014, 23:08:44 » |
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My right big toenail. Dropped a keg on it about two months ago and just as it's about to heal (meaning I don't bother going to the doctor) it starts fucking around again.
I should probably see the doctor about it. But I probably won't. Even though I should. But I'm a British man. So I won't. Wouldn't want to waste his time. He's probably got cancer to cure or something. Yeah, that's probably it.
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« Reply #15065 on: Sunday, January 19, 2014, 23:49:56 » |
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Doc leaves are the way forward. Enviromentaly friendly, great for the compost. So if you get stung with stinging nettles while out collecting them for making home made nettle beer you can rub the sting, double bubble. Isn't nature wonderful?
Seriously i don't feel 100% clean unless i've baby wiped my jacksee after a good clear out. I like idea of a bum gun for shooting insects......
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« Reply #15066 on: Monday, January 20, 2014, 00:25:41 » |
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I'm going to have to resort to drinking Horlicks or going to bed about three hours early because I always fucking lie here awake.
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« Reply #15067 on: Monday, January 20, 2014, 14:01:00 » |
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Not even sure if I should be annoyed at this or not, but I had an MOT + Service booked, it was supposed to start at half 8 this morning and they said I can pick the car up at 5. Due to the horrendous traffic through Swindon this morning I was 15 minutes late and when I arrived they said they couldn't do it and would have to re-book. Seems ridiculous that they hold on to my car for 8 hours yet 15 minutes is just too late... Bit annoying.
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« Reply #15068 on: Monday, January 20, 2014, 14:18:51 » |
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Tell em you'll take it elsewhere
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« Reply #15069 on: Monday, January 20, 2014, 14:23:34 » |
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I'm guessing the MOT start time had expired and they had another booked in for the next time. What garage was it?
I usually book mine in without a specific time. They just do whatever needs doing and slot it in for the MOT within that day.
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« Reply #15070 on: Monday, January 20, 2014, 14:36:18 » |
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I'm guessing the MOT start time had expired and they had another booked in for the next time. What garage was it?
I usually book mine in without a specific time. They just do whatever needs doing and slot it in for the MOT within that day.
Yeah that's what I assumed, just seemed a bit wierd that an MOT and a service together could take 8 hours.. They didn't tell me it had a specific time, just best get there early next time! Oh and on that note, wtf is going on around the bruce street bridges? Took a solid hour to get from Redhouse to the Great Western Way! |
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« Reply #15071 on: Monday, January 20, 2014, 14:43:11 » |
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Oh and on that note, wtf is going on around the bruce street bridges? Took a solid hour to get from Redhouse to the Great Western Way!
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #15072 on: Monday, January 20, 2014, 14:48:51 » |
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And Thames Water are digging up Wootton Bassett Road too.
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #15073 on: Monday, January 20, 2014, 20:20:08 » |
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Not even sure if I should be annoyed at this or not, but I had an MOT + Service booked, it was supposed to start at half 8 this morning and they said I can pick the car up at 5. Due to the horrendous traffic through Swindon this morning I was 15 minutes late and when I arrived they said they couldn't do it and would have to re-book. Seems ridiculous that they hold on to my car for 8 hours yet 15 minutes is just too late... Bit annoying.
I can imagine getting an MOT and service done at the same time is just an open invitation to rape the fuck out of your wallet. Halfords Autocentre quoted me £160 for an annual service at the weekend. I got the stuff myself for less than £50 and did it all in an hour. |
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« Reply #15074 on: Monday, January 20, 2014, 23:41:31 » |
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Not being able to find a new kodak printer on the high street, even finding one on line is proving difficult. I want a new one not a second hand one, i had one for years( until the ex wife sold it to piss me off ) & it was brilliant even the ink was really cheap.
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