Pages: 1 ... 993 994 995 [996] 997 998 999 ... 2719   Go Down
Print
Author Topic: Trivial things you don't understand/mildly annoy you  (Read 6124670 times)
horlock07

Offline Offline

Posts: 19144


Lives in Northern Bastard Outpost




Ignore
« Reply #14925 on: Friday, January 10, 2014, 12:23:55 »

I don't understand how my little boy, at 8 months old, can produce such foul smelling crap from his arse.

I wouldn't expect it to smell of roses at the best of times, of course, but Jesus fucking Christ on a bike with a basket this shite smells beyond reason. I swear that some of it must be as yet unknown to science.

Ha its good isn't it, ours did one the other week that smelt so much like dog shit that I spent a time checking all the shoes in the room before I thought to check her nappy!
Logged
fatbasher

« Reply #14926 on: Friday, January 10, 2014, 12:27:15 »

it's lunchtime fellas please.......... Sad
Logged
Bewster

Offline Offline

Posts: 4004


We fucking love you Gumbo!




Ignore
« Reply #14927 on: Friday, January 10, 2014, 12:31:35 »

Any parent will tell you that you develop an immunity to foulness of it all after a time.

However, my kids had the norovirus at about 11 months and even though I thought I was immune the stench and colour had me heaving. It's up there with cauliflower cheese vomit.

Sorry FB  Grin
« Last Edit: Friday, January 10, 2014, 13:51:56 by Bewster » Logged
AldbourneRed

Offline Offline

Posts: 346





Ignore
« Reply #14928 on: Friday, January 10, 2014, 12:58:03 »

Simple solution... take the kids out of school, send them to work and voila no fines and extra money to pay for the holiday.

Seriously though we haven't been through this yet as our little lass is only 10 months, but how do they prove it, does little Johnny have to provide a doctors certificate if he is off for a day or so?

I'm guessing it depends on the individual school policies. Lots of primary schools round us don't require a doctors note for any absence, if you tell them your child is ill then usually you're taken at your word.
Of course, if little johnny is 'off sick' for a couple of weeks and comes back in with a tan and a new found grasp of Spanish then there might be questions.

I never knew about this rule until the other day, when a friend of mine took her daughter out of school for a day as her little sister had died a year back and it's an upsetting day for her and she still got fined, even after explaining the situation. I think that is ridiculously harsh!

That doesn't sound right - the government advice is
"Any pupil who has an attendance of 85% or less with at least 15 % ( 4.5 days) unauthorised absence over a 6 week period or 10 consecutive sessions (5 days) unauthorised absence will meet the criteria for legal intervention which could be in the form of a Fixed Penalty Notice."
So you shouldn't be fined for up to 4.5 days as long as the child hasn't been away for further days in the same 6 week period.

And the £60 fine is per child per parent, so £120 in total. This is still the case even if you're separated as long as you have parental responsibility, so someone's ex can take a child out of school without the other parent's knowledge and they will still both be fined with no right of appeal.
« Last Edit: Friday, January 10, 2014, 12:59:43 by AldbourneRed » Logged
Honkytonk

Offline Offline

Posts: 4476


Whoo Whoo!




Ignore
« Reply #14929 on: Friday, January 10, 2014, 13:45:45 »

I really do have the upmost sympathy with all the people affected by the flooding, but it doesn't just affect people in low lying areas.

I live on a hill and with all the flooding round me our place is fucking swarming with rats who have fled the farms to find dry ground. I shot fourteen in the hen run last night and there are still tons. I'm gonna have to buy some kind of repeating rifle at this rate, I can't reload quick enough.

Worst of all, they've got into the house, and even worse, the cupboard where we store the tea. So when I went to refill the caddy this morning I pulled out a box of PG tips to find only the front half remained. The fuckers had eaten all the teabags.

There where other perfectly edible things in the cupboard, why oh why did you eat the fucking teabags?!?!?
Logged
Red Frog
Not a Dave

Offline Offline

Posts: 9047


Pondlife




Ignore
« Reply #14930 on: Friday, January 10, 2014, 13:52:43 »

Ha ha. And they'll be pumping with all that caffeine. You'll need a Gatling.
Logged

Tout ce que je sais de plus sūr ą propos de la moralité et des obligations des hommes, c'est au football que je le dois. - Albert Camus
Sippo
Living in the 80s

Offline Offline

Posts: 15614


I ain't gettin on no plane fool




Ignore
« Reply #14931 on: Friday, January 10, 2014, 13:55:02 »

Don't they get about 10 weeks holiday a year though?!

Support staff don't. Some support staff have to work all year round.
Logged

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
Arriba

Offline Offline

Posts: 21305





Ignore
« Reply #14932 on: Friday, January 10, 2014, 13:55:52 »

I guess now wouldn't be a good time to mention the speed of rat reproduction rates.
Logged
jayohaitchenn
Wielder of the BANHAMMER

Offline Offline

Posts: 12832




« Reply #14933 on: Friday, January 10, 2014, 13:56:47 »

Seriously though we haven't been through this yet as our little lass is only 10 months, but how do they prove it, does little Johnny have to provide a doctors certificate if he is off for a day or so?

Why the fuck did you call your daughter Johnny? Cheesy
Logged
Reg Smeeton
Walking Encyclopaedia

Offline Offline

Posts: 34913





Ignore
« Reply #14934 on: Friday, January 10, 2014, 14:01:35 »

Support staff don't. Some support staff have to work all year round.

Very few.... support staff don't get paid for the time when school's out. Those that do, are paid because their work is seen as important to the continued good running of the school, when no kids.
Logged
Honkytonk

Offline Offline

Posts: 4476


Whoo Whoo!




Ignore
« Reply #14935 on: Friday, January 10, 2014, 14:06:14 »

Ha ha. And they'll be pumping with all that caffeine. You'll need a Gatling.

I guess now wouldn't be a good time to mention the speed of rat reproduction rates.

Thank you gents, for your kind words of support at this difficult time.
Logged
4D
That was definately my last game, honest

Offline Offline

Posts: 23505


I can't bear it 🙄




Ignore
« Reply #14936 on: Friday, January 10, 2014, 14:14:26 »

Thank you gents, for your kind words of support at this difficult time.

2 can become 2000 after one year  Smiley
Logged
Bewster

Offline Offline

Posts: 4004


We fucking love you Gumbo!




Ignore
« Reply #14937 on: Friday, January 10, 2014, 14:21:46 »

Thank you gents, for your kind words of support at this difficult time.

You have a hen run, what do you expect  Grin
Logged
Honkytonk

Offline Offline

Posts: 4476


Whoo Whoo!




Ignore
« Reply #14938 on: Friday, January 10, 2014, 14:23:22 »

You have a hen run, what do you expect  Grin

Oh aye, I'm quite used to having them about (gives me something to do of an evening if nothing else) but their numbers have shot up dramatically recently.
Logged
@mwooly63

Offline Offline

Posts: 3377





Ignore
« Reply #14939 on: Friday, January 10, 2014, 14:31:39 »

I'm gonna have to buy some kind of repeating rifle at this rate, I can't reload quick enough.


Logged
Pages: 1 ... 993 994 995 [996] 997 998 999 ... 2719   Go Up
Print
Jump to: