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« Reply #14865 on: Wednesday, January 8, 2014, 16:42:05 » |
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People trying to force their way out are generally BMW drivers. They can spin.
and van drivers, and big expensive 4*4s and on my way to work there is a really expensive private school - if you're rich enough to send your kids there then you're rich enough to wait.  |
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« Reply #14866 on: Wednesday, January 8, 2014, 19:17:21 » |
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America is currently cold. We get it.
Heard some guy on the radio this evening from Canada, that said the local Met Office there had issued a weather warning yesterday for 'Life Threatening Cold", but saying today was better because it was only minus 14  |
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« Reply #14867 on: Wednesday, January 8, 2014, 19:19:43 » |
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I give a fixed amount monthly to Macmillans and St Mungo's but got pissed off when I just gotta call from their fundraisers trying the really hard sell to get me to up my donation.
Undoubtedly a deserving cause but I can't give any more - but would they take no for answer
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #14868 on: Wednesday, January 8, 2014, 19:36:36 » |
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I give a fixed amount monthly to Macmillans and St Mungo's but got pissed off when I just gotta call from their fundraisers trying the really hard sell to get me to up my donation.
Undoubtedly a deserving cause but I can't give any more - but would they take no for answer
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Things get better but they never get good
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« Reply #14869 on: Wednesday, January 8, 2014, 19:37:12 » |
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I was unfortunate enough to be in front of the tv at the gym to see the press conference about Michael Schumachers accident. It went roughly like this
Assembled media: So he was off piste?
Prosecutor: Yep
AM: Whos fault is that?
P: We cant really say
AM: Were his skis allright?
P: Yep
AM: So it wasn't his skis that did it?
P: Did what
AM: How about his helmet, was that allright?
P: Yeah Fine
AM: So it wasn't his helmet that did it?
P: Did what?
AM: How fast was he going?
P: Dunno
AM: It was that rock that did it then. Is the rock going to be charged with attempted murder?
Was there a grassy knoll anywhere? Was there a sniper? A Bulgarian with a poison tipped umberella?
ME: OH FOR FUCKS SAKE, IT WAS A FALL WHEN SOMEONE WAS FUCKING SKIING. IT HAPPENS TO ANYONE WHO STRAPS FUCKING PLANKS ON THEIR FEET AND PROPELS THEMSELVES DOWN A SLIPPY SODDING HILL. CAN YOU JUST ACCEPT IT WAS JUST AN ACCIDENT YOU COCK JUGGLING THUNDERCUNTS.
Sky news - BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!! French prosecutor doesn't know how fast Schumacher was skiing.
Its not news. It may be breaking but it ain't sodding news.
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« Reply #14870 on: Wednesday, January 8, 2014, 21:49:08 » |
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My flight was cancelled so I've gotta spend the night in Zagreb. I had to endure a 3 course meal with the other 5 transfer passengers, they put us all on the same table. Awkward as fuck.
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« Reply #14871 on: Wednesday, January 8, 2014, 21:54:43 » |
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My flight was cancelled so I've gotta spend the night in Zagreb. I had to endure a 3 course meal with the other 5 transfer passengers, they put us all on the same table. Awkward as fuck.
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« Reply #14872 on: Wednesday, January 8, 2014, 22:22:32 » |
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1 German (nobody spoke German), 1 Serb, 1 Croat, a Bosnian (he was alright) and then the crossbreed that is me. A recipe for disaster, mostly an hour of cutlery jangling together.
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« Reply #14873 on: Wednesday, January 8, 2014, 22:23:12 » |
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Oh and some other guy who just left after 10 minutes, wish I'd have thought of that.
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« Reply #14874 on: Thursday, January 9, 2014, 13:10:52 » |
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The cost of holidays in the school holidays  |
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« Reply #14875 on: Thursday, January 9, 2014, 13:35:42 » |
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The cost of holidays in the school holidays And of course you can't take the kids out of school because of Michael Fucking Gove. Makes you wonder if he's got his hand in the pot of a travel company or five. |
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« Reply #14876 on: Thursday, January 9, 2014, 13:45:32 » |
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And of course you can't take the kids out of school because of Michael Fucking Gove.
Long may it continue, those of us who don’t like their relaxing holiday ruined by other people kids know exactly what dates to avoid. |
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« Reply #14877 on: Thursday, January 9, 2014, 13:50:41 » |
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Long may it continue, those of us who don’t like their relaxing holiday ruined by other people kids know exactly what dates to avoid.
or maybe do the intelligent thing and go to a grown up only resort |
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« Reply #14878 on: Thursday, January 9, 2014, 13:58:51 » |
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or maybe do the intelligent thing and go to a grown up only resort Club 18-30? And whilst I loathe other people's children as much as anyone, presuming you'll be able to go somewhere and there be no kids about is a little bit over-hopeful. |
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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #14879 on: Thursday, January 9, 2014, 13:59:59 » |
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Kids are like farts....you can just about put up with your own.
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From the station at Colchester
To the cells of Warrington
From the services at Leicester
To the slums of Northampton
We travel over England
And one day Europe too
Cos we all follow the Swindon
We're the famous Town End crew.
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