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« Reply #14640 on: Monday, December 23, 2013, 11:59:08 »

So....... Why are you there?

Exactly!   Grin

Reminds me of the advert (something public transport related) from a few years ago showing someone sitting in his car in a jam with the caption 'You ARE the traffic!'
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« Reply #14641 on: Monday, December 23, 2013, 12:01:07 »

Exactly!   Grin

Reminds me of the advert (something public transport related) from a few years ago showing someone sitting in his car in a jam with the caption 'You ARE the traffic!'

As you can tell from all the car/parking stuff on here...the fault always lies with other road users.
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« Reply #14642 on: Monday, December 23, 2013, 12:11:45 »

Looks like this news items got legs.
BBC, all that is Holy for the PC brigade, are reporting, that Asda has a similar policy. With regards to colleagues who have religious difficulties with alcohol and pork need not work on the tills.
Speaking as one who has had to work with the public and can appreciate the arseholes that they are. It means the Muslims probably get an easier job, stacking shelves and such. If I should be lucky enough to work for Asda in the future, I'm going to be a fully paid up Muslim. At very much.
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« Reply #14643 on: Monday, December 23, 2013, 12:18:38 »

Stacking shelves is by far and away a much harder job than scanning at the checkout.
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« Reply #14644 on: Monday, December 23, 2013, 12:31:51 »

Calm down, Sippo.

eh?
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« Reply #14645 on: Monday, December 23, 2013, 12:32:42 »

Looks like this news items got legs.
BBC, all that is Holy for the PC brigade, are reporting, that Asda has a similar policy. With regards to colleagues who have religious difficulties with alcohol and pork need not work on the tills.
Speaking as one who has had to work with the public and can appreciate the arseholes that they are. It means the Muslims probably get an easier job, stacking shelves and such. If I should be lucky enough to work for Asda in the future, I'm going to be a fully paid up Muslim. At very much.

If only i knew about this when i worked at Sainsbury's, I hated checkouts, and all along there was an easy way out. :-)
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« Reply #14646 on: Monday, December 23, 2013, 12:34:22 »

Stacking shelves is by far and away a much harder job than scanning at the checkout.
I disagree. Ok stacking shelves isn't sitting on your arse but you don't get the stress of stroppy customers. I used to be a taxi driver which was the perfect job if it wasn't for the public.
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« Reply #14647 on: Monday, December 23, 2013, 12:43:00 »

So can Catholics refuse to serve condoms to someone and more so if someone is wearing it at the checkout. 
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« Reply #14648 on: Monday, December 23, 2013, 12:50:48 »

eh?

You've been a bit Daily Mail Sippo today Smiley
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« Reply #14649 on: Monday, December 23, 2013, 12:54:05 »

So can Catholics refuse to serve condoms to someone and more so if someone is wearing it at the checkout. 
yep
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« Reply #14650 on: Monday, December 23, 2013, 13:09:48 »

I disagree. Ok stacking shelves isn't sitting on your arse but you don't get the stress of stroppy customers. I used to be a taxi driver which was the perfect job if it wasn't for the public.

Eh? Have you ever worked on the shop floor of a supermarket? Half the time is dodging customers who are in the way, cleaning up after they've split or broke something, putting things back in the right place after a customer has just dumped them somewhere, showing people where things are in the store or running out back to see if you have anything in stock. And you can be damn sure if it isn't in stock, it will be your fault
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« Reply #14651 on: Monday, December 23, 2013, 13:20:13 »

So can Catholics refuse to serve condoms to someone and more so if someone is wearing it at the checkout. 

Most Catholics use contraception anyway.  It's only the lunatic fringe who stick to the rulebook.
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« Reply #14652 on: Monday, December 23, 2013, 13:25:03 »

Eh? Have you ever worked on the shop floor of a supermarket? Half the time is dodging customers who are in the way, cleaning up after they've split or broke something, putting things back in the right place after a customer has just dumped them somewhere, showing people where things are in the store or running out back to see if you have anything in stock. And you can be damn sure if it isn't in stock, it will be your fault

But at least you can escape out back picking stock. On the tills you are stuck with it until break time.

then again, you get lumbered with deliveries and (when I was a Saturday boy) covering the breaking down of cardboard boxes into a skip!

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« Reply #14653 on: Monday, December 23, 2013, 15:25:14 »

Well, some of u lot should have gone shopping at Sainsburys today. Fuck all stock on the shelves and, because of an accident, over an hour to get out of the fucking car park.

Which means I have also got to go shopping at M&S again tomorrow.

What joy!
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« Reply #14654 on: Monday, December 23, 2013, 16:25:49 »

Well, some of u lot should have gone shopping at Sainsburys today. Fuck all stock on the shelves and, because of an accident, over an hour to get out of the fucking car park.

Which means I have also got to go shopping at M&S again tomorrow.

What joy!

My mother in law got stuck trying to get out of there for over an hour.

If you're going to M&S at Orbital, you're better off parking in the car park round the side.  It will be gridlock trying to get in and out of the main one because of Asda.
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