|
DRS
|
 |
« Reply #14550 on: Wednesday, December 11, 2013, 19:16:47 » |
|
Wow, a Dad at 15, he seems responsible and intelligent.
Well no... He was 15 I would think the majority of 15 year olds unfortunately wouldn't be either. |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Ardiles
 Offline
Posts: 11588
Stirlingshire Reds
|
|
« Reply #14551 on: Wednesday, December 11, 2013, 20:11:42 » |
|
That's only acceptable if used as an excuse, like this year when I got my Dad tickets to see Sean Lock for his birthday. He enjoyed it, but really I bought the tickets because I wanted to go.
I was in a pub in Soho a few years back when Sean Lock walked over and asked if he could take a stool that was vacant at our table. I apologised and told him he could not because a friend of mine who was at the bar was using it. Over the years, the story got embellished by my mates who now tell everyone I kicked Sean Lock's head in. But I didn't. I just told him he couldn't use the bar stool. |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
Flashheart
|
|
« Reply #14552 on: Wednesday, December 11, 2013, 20:17:59 » |
|
I was in a pub in Soho a few years back when Sean Lock walked over and asked if he could take a stool that was vacant at our table. I apologised and told him he could not because a friend of mine who was at the bar was using it. Over the years, the story got embellished by my mates who now tell everyone I kicked Sean Lock's head in. But I didn't. I just told him he couldn't use the bar stool.
Ha ha, I like that. Were you aware at the time who he was, when you refused him a stool kicked his head in. |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Ardiles
Offline
Posts: 11588
Stirlingshire Reds
|
|
« Reply #14553 on: Wednesday, December 11, 2013, 20:44:28 » |
|
Oh yes. I've been to see him several times over the years. And once in Swindon, I think.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Simon Pieman
Original Wanker
Offline
Posts: 36334
|
|
« Reply #14554 on: Wednesday, December 11, 2013, 21:42:17 » |
|
I thought I posted that last week but seemingly I didn't!
Update on that is some shop felt sorry for him and I think he got his money back AND an XBox.
The Ebay listing had the word photo once and he emailed the seller asking if it was a real Xbox One console which the seller told him it was. So yeah it was too good to be true but I reckon a fair few on here have probably been conned before. But he's played a blinder by going to the paper with a non-story, it went national and he got a free console out of it. Maybe not so thick after all. It wouldn't surprise me if we found out the seller was his mate or something in a couple of weeks. Cex are no mugs either - they couldn't give a shit about this kid but they're getting global publicity for a few hundred quid. I really don't see why people are annoyed or angry about this. It's a fucking games console, it's not something that will change his life. Grow up. |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
jutty274
Offline
Posts: 1863
|
|
« Reply #14555 on: Wednesday, December 11, 2013, 21:58:11 » |
|
i like the story at the bottom about the couple come back from holiday to the grass by their house being cut to different lengths. |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Honkytonk
Offline
Posts: 4476
Whoo Whoo!
|
|
« Reply #14556 on: Thursday, December 12, 2013, 13:40:29 » |
|
Having a mouth ulcer at the back of my throat on a part that makes me gag uncontrollably if I try to apply anything onto it.
Fucking hate the bastard things. It's like having a sore throat you can do nothing about.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
TheMajorSTFC
Offline
Posts: 2304
|
|
« Reply #14557 on: Thursday, December 12, 2013, 13:47:26 » |
|
Not sure if posted elsewhere or why it's taken me so long to write this but Mitchell Johnson going from a slinging sprayer when bowling to ultimate wicket taking machine  |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
#VivaKenBarlow!
|
|
|
Red Frog
Not a Dave
Offline
Posts: 9047
Pondlife
|
|
« Reply #14558 on: Thursday, December 12, 2013, 13:48:49 » |
|
Having a mouth ulcer at the back of my throat on a part that makes me gag uncontrollably if I try to apply anything onto it.
Fucking hate the bastard things. It's like having a sore throat you can do nothing about.
Never heard of one that far back. I used to get ulcers when I was stressed but I don't get stressed any more. Can't you try gargling TCP? Does that still exist in the UK? Violent stuff, but no infection resists it. |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
Tout ce que je sais de plus sūr ą propos de la moralité et des obligations des hommes, c'est au football que je le dois. - Albert Camus
|
|
|
Honkytonk
Offline
Posts: 4476
Whoo Whoo!
|
|
« Reply #14559 on: Thursday, December 12, 2013, 13:58:26 » |
|
Never heard of one that far back. I used to get ulcers when I was stressed but I don't get stressed any more. Can't you try gargling TCP? Does that still exist in the UK? Violent stuff, but no infection resists it.
It's more on the bit connecting my tongue and tonsil than actually throat per se. I normally use a combination of Corsodyl, bongela and salt, but it's in a really awkward position that I can't get a decent amount of mouthwash to or apply anything to kill it. |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Simon Pieman
Original Wanker
Offline
Posts: 36334
|
|
« Reply #14560 on: Thursday, December 12, 2013, 14:04:29 » |
|
I think it's probably gonorrhoea
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
sonicyouth
Offline
Posts: 22352
|
|
« Reply #14561 on: Thursday, December 12, 2013, 14:14:00 » |
|
Electrical failure on my car causing the brakes to stop working. Great fun.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Honkytonk
Offline
Posts: 4476
Whoo Whoo!
|
|
« Reply #14562 on: Thursday, December 12, 2013, 14:15:54 » |
|
I think it's probably gonorrhoea
Or Herpes |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
jayohaitchenn
Wielder of the BANHAMMER
Offline
Posts: 12832
|
|
« Reply #14563 on: Friday, December 13, 2013, 10:58:07 » |
|
Having a mouth ulcer at the back of my throat on a part that makes me gag uncontrollably if I try to apply anything onto it.
Fucking hate the bastard things. It's like having a sore throat you can do nothing about.
Covonia throat spray. It's so good I sometimes use it when I am perfectly healthy. Active ingredient is benzocaine (same as Bongela) and it's a liquid so should cover the ulcer. you can get from the pharmacy counter in Boots. http://www.covonia.co.uk/medicines/the-covonia-range/throat-spray.ashx |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Batch
Not a Batch
Offline
Posts: 57753
|
|
« Reply #14564 on: Friday, December 13, 2013, 11:27:52 » |
|
Electrical failure on my car causing the brakes to stop working. Great fun.
Jesus, totally stop working, or "just" the servo assist? Scary. |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
