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« Reply #12720 on: Wednesday, July 17, 2013, 21:28:23 »

Iron it Woolster for about 5 mins continuous.
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« Reply #12721 on: Wednesday, July 17, 2013, 21:49:24 »

The media reporting on the media reporting on something that doesn't really matter all that much anyway.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/royalty/10185460/Royal-baby-worlds-media-descends-on-St-Marys-Hospital-ahead-of-birth.html?frame=2619900

Eurgh, fuckin' this.

Yep, there's gonna be a royal baby. Yep, it will rule the country one day (probably). But does it need a LIVE FUCKING FEED TRAINED ON THE DOOR OF THE HOSPITAL?

No it fucking doesn't. I give a shit about this about the same amount I give a shit whose wearing a different blouse or has dumped their boyfriend or had a nose job or is adopting another child from an underdeveloped country and spoiling the fuck out of them.

STOP FUCKING TELLING ME ABOUT SOME OTHER TOSSER'S LIFE, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. REPORT. THE. FUCKING. NEWS.
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« Reply #12722 on: Wednesday, July 17, 2013, 23:06:13 »

The inside label of my away top from last season(blue/yellow) somehow keeps sticking up on the outside, refuse to cut it off as this could lead to the fabric pulling :gay
They all do that, I thought it was just my kids until I looked and saw all the players had labels poking up as well. Shoddy adidas rubbish Smiley
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« Reply #12723 on: Thursday, July 18, 2013, 21:30:18 »

Cunts trying to sell mouldy paddling pools and electric fans for 5 times the new price just because its fucking hot. Hope the robbing pikey turds suffer with sunstroke.

PS, if anyone is selling a fan... (its for my deaf cat, we cant open the windows you see)
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« Reply #12724 on: Friday, July 19, 2013, 13:45:08 »

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/jul/18/detroit-formally-files-bankruptcy

Some of the stats are amazing, 60% of Detroit's children live in Poverty!
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« Reply #12725 on: Friday, July 19, 2013, 19:21:35 »

Bought some pickled onions the other day. The silverskin variety. I was a tad disappointed as I like them strong and these were quite mild. They'll do though. I digress.....

They came in a glass jar with a label on it. The label had, among other things, an image of some fresh (un-pickled) onions. I reiterate that the onions came in a glass jar that was completely transparent.

In the bottom left hand corner of the label was some text saying: 'for illustration purposes only'

Of course it's for illustration purposes you idiotic thunder-cunt. How many people do you think will buy THE FUCKING TRANSPARENT GLASS JAR without being aware of it's contents.

Whomever felt the need to tell us that is a fucking cock-womble of the highest order.

Phew, glad I got that off my chest.



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« Reply #12726 on: Friday, July 19, 2013, 19:23:58 »

Its a bit like the elf n saftey law that means bags of nuts have to have the warning 'contains nuts'
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« Reply #12727 on: Friday, July 19, 2013, 20:04:50 »

People moaning about the weather we're having.  Suicide
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« Reply #12728 on: Friday, July 19, 2013, 20:25:16 »

I love it....keep it going to Xmas.
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« Reply #12729 on: Sunday, July 21, 2013, 15:29:22 »

Probably already been done, but people's selfishness with sunbeds on holiday.

We're currently on holiday and for the last couple of days have been down by one of the pools between 10 and 4.30. Both days 4 beds at the side of us had been 'reserved' with towels.  During the whole of yesterday, the owners appeared twice, stopped for about 5 mins each time and then buffered off again to inside the hotel.  Today, they appeared mid afternoon with a load of shopping bags and then disappeared again after a few minutes.  It's just so fucking selfish when people who genuinely want to stay round by the pool could be actually using them.

Also, the adults with no kids who persist in taking sunbeds round the kids pool.   There are beds available round the deeper, adults pool, so why not use them? I can't understand why anyone would want to be by a pool with kids screaming, shooting water guns etc unless they have to.

Rant over!!
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« Reply #12730 on: Sunday, July 21, 2013, 15:41:06 »

The whole idea of reserving sunbeds with towels is ridiculous.

Hotel in Cyprus I went to last year had banned the practice, lifeguards removed the towels of those who ignored the signs

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« Reply #12731 on: Sunday, July 21, 2013, 15:48:57 »

The whole idea of reserving sunbeds with towels is ridiculous.

Hotel in Cyprus I went to last year had banned the practice, lifeguards removed the towels of those who ignored the signs


Same in Thailand,
The hotel provided the towels so if they were left and not being used the pool people (whatever they are called) would remove them.
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« Reply #12732 on: Sunday, July 21, 2013, 22:15:44 »

I knew a lad years ago who used to get in from clubbing in Ibiza about 6am and wash some towels in the pool  Smiley
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« Reply #12733 on: Monday, July 22, 2013, 01:50:29 »

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/jul/18/detroit-formally-files-bankruptcy

Some of the stats are amazing, 60% of Detroit's children live in Poverty!

50% of Americans live below the poverty line.
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« Reply #12734 on: Monday, July 22, 2013, 08:16:19 »

How tiresome I'm finding all things Swindon Town! It's like I have been on a roller coaster too long and I want to get off
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