Samdy Gray
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« Reply #12705 on: Wednesday, July 17, 2013, 11:15:30 » |
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Probably didn't clear his windscreen of summer debris before starting to drive.
I heard it was the bloke in front using his wipers and he had to swerve to avoid the spray. |
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Benzel
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« Reply #12706 on: Wednesday, July 17, 2013, 11:19:55 » |
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Gotta love this place... when we're not talking football!
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Is your cat making too much noise all the time?
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #12707 on: Wednesday, July 17, 2013, 11:55:27 » |
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I heard the driver was speeding in order to increase wind resistance which in turn would sweep away the bugs on the windscreen without the use of screen wash or wipers.
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Arriba
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« Reply #12708 on: Wednesday, July 17, 2013, 12:43:33 » |
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I heard the driver had ran out of screen wash and was rushing home to avoid the evening invasion of moths.
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Benzel
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« Reply #12709 on: Wednesday, July 17, 2013, 12:54:18 » |
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I think we can all learn something from this terrible accident.
Using screen wash in the summer can save lives/avoid terrible accidents.
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flammableBen
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« Reply #12710 on: Wednesday, July 17, 2013, 12:55:44 » |
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Just a sec. Catching up. Can we go back a few pages. How the fuck do you steal over a grand from the RSPB?
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Barry Scott
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« Reply #12711 on: Wednesday, July 17, 2013, 13:07:08 » |
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Just a sec. Catching up. Can we go back a few pages. How the fuck do you steal over a grand from the RSPB?
This. When I was younger a mate stole a shit load of christian aid envelopes - his nan did the collecting. Maybe it was like that? |
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sonicyouth
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« Reply #12712 on: Wednesday, July 17, 2013, 13:08:27 » |
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I think he deleted his account so we'll never know. I bet he keeps it as well, the fucker.
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Chubbs
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« Reply #12713 on: Wednesday, July 17, 2013, 13:21:03 » |
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I remember when I was very young I went on a school trip. As with any school trip the best bit is the souvenir shop. I remember getting home and showing my parents what I had bought with my 5 pound pocket money and everything had price stickers on it and my dad realised that what I bought added up to more than I had to spend.
Despite my protests my dad was adamant I had stolen one of the things I brought back and drove me back to the museum and forced me to apologise.
What really had happened was the numpty cashier failed to scan one of the items but fucked if my dad was going to believe that.
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« Reply #12714 on: Wednesday, July 17, 2013, 14:00:22 » |
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I vaguely remember something along the lines of "it was put directly into my bank account"?  |
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BruceChatwin
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« Reply #12715 on: Wednesday, July 17, 2013, 14:34:39 » |
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Reminds me of the recurring 'the money was just resting in my account' joke on Father Ted.
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Ardiles
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« Reply #12716 on: Wednesday, July 17, 2013, 20:39:55 » |
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« Reply #12717 on: Wednesday, July 17, 2013, 21:09:03 » |
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The inside label of my away top from last season(blue/yellow) somehow keeps sticking up on the outside, refuse to cut it off as this could lead to the fabric pulling :gay
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leefer
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« Reply #12718 on: Wednesday, July 17, 2013, 21:17:11 » |
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The inside label of my away top from last season(blue/yellow) somehow keeps sticking up on the outside, refuse to cut it off as this could lead to the fabric pulling :gay
Iron it Woolster for about 5 mins continuous. |
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sonicyouth
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« Reply #12719 on: Wednesday, July 17, 2013, 21:20:58 » |
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I a aw screenwash on offer in a supermarket today. So irresponsible.
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