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« Reply #11340 on: Monday, March 4, 2013, 19:26:02 »

Sam...dy Graaaaaaaay.....hes fat when he wants.
A good chant, but which tune to set it to? Hmmm
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« Reply #11341 on: Monday, March 4, 2013, 19:32:58 »

A good chant, but which tune to set it to? Hmmm

I want to go home...Beach Boys.

It was sung alot under PDC.....he does what he wants.
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« Reply #11342 on: Monday, March 4, 2013, 19:37:10 »


As far as I'm aware I've not tried horse, is it any good?

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« Reply #11343 on: Monday, March 4, 2013, 19:37:12 »

I want to go home...Beach Boys.

It was sung alot under PDC.....he does what he wants.

Whoosh!
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« Reply #11344 on: Monday, March 4, 2013, 19:48:53 »

Whoosh!
294 posts and finally a whoosh. I've arrived!
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« Reply #11345 on: Monday, March 4, 2013, 22:10:18 »

No I'm not fat but when I lost my job last Oct my gym membership had to go and I'm only now in a position to afford it again, It also meant i went from a sporty active job to a much less active one and I've got lazy. I'm going to this new gym where they look at your nutrition etc as well as your workout - I wanna look the best I possibly can on my wedding day!

I assume you've already had the dress measured? if so, pop along to a good cosmetic surgeon and tell them "make me fit this" with the dress in hand.  In the meantime, east and drink what you like and don't over exert yourself.

Failing that, the growing stress as the day approaches will probably cause you to lose weight anyway.

Not that you are anything close to being fat mind.
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« Reply #11346 on: Monday, March 4, 2013, 22:12:40 »

Buy an ounce of coke. that'll keep the weight off for a while.
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« Reply #11347 on: Monday, March 4, 2013, 22:14:53 »

Hmm,the word weight is annoying me.  It just doesn't look right when typed out I've decided.
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« Reply #11348 on: Monday, March 4, 2013, 22:27:35 »

Hmm,the word weight is annoying me.  It just doesn't look right when typed out I've decided.
u cud always use txt spk + rite w8?
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« Reply #11349 on: Monday, March 4, 2013, 22:37:31 »

294 posts and finally a whoosh. I've arrived!

 I am very pleased for you.
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« Reply #11350 on: Monday, March 4, 2013, 22:46:14 »

sorry.
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« Reply #11351 on: Monday, March 4, 2013, 22:46:54 »

u cud always use txt spk + rite w8?

Now see, I don't get wound-up by text speak used in the right way, but how the fuck has cud made it into the txt dictionary.  Try reading it out phonetically without sounding like Cletus.
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« Reply #11352 on: Monday, March 4, 2013, 22:50:34 »

Now see, I don't get wound-up by text speak used in the right way, but how the fuck has cud made it into the txt dictionary.  Try reading it out phonetically without sounding like Cletus.
if you say them in a yorkshire accent they both sound the same, in fact all vowels up here sound the same
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« Reply #11353 on: Monday, March 4, 2013, 22:50:59 »

Ah, didn't realise you were abroad.
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« Reply #11354 on: Monday, March 4, 2013, 22:52:00 »

Ah, didn't realise you were abroad.
Cheesy
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