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« Reply #10485 on: Thursday, December 13, 2012, 12:24:26 »

Have you got some rubber gloves?

What to give to one of them to clear it up?!

Maybe they have a "farming" fetish

Eeewww, that's disgusting!  Puke

Norovirus is sweeping the country, shitting outside of the pan may be a sign  Sad

I hope not, think it's more likely to be beer shits from last night.
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« Reply #10486 on: Thursday, December 13, 2012, 12:27:12 »

True, A beer virus is also sweeping the country this time of year.
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« Reply #10487 on: Thursday, December 13, 2012, 12:41:57 »

I think you should ask everyone and get the random dumper to own up, and clear up. Shit happens Smiley
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« Reply #10488 on: Thursday, December 13, 2012, 14:55:29 »

I used to work in a firm of solicitors and the highest fee earner (female) used to have some disgusting toilet habits.  Shit on the seat, floor and walls.  Also used toilet paper everywhere.  She was that valuable to the firm however that no one had the balls to confront her about it.  They just used to put signs up like "please leave the toilet clean and tidy."  Of course these didn't help at all.
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« Reply #10489 on: Thursday, December 13, 2012, 15:00:18 »

A female executive used to shit on the floor and smear it on the walls? Sounds like my kind of lady.
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« Reply #10490 on: Thursday, December 13, 2012, 15:05:56 »

I used to work in a firm of solicitors and the highest fee earner (female) used to have some disgusting toilet habits.  Shit on the seat, floor and walls.  Also used toilet paper everywhere.  She was that valuable to the firm however that no one had the balls to confront her about it.  They just used to put signs up like "please leave the toilet clean and tidy."  Of course these didn't help at all.

What? Why?!
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« Reply #10491 on: Thursday, December 13, 2012, 15:07:00 »

A female executive used to shit on the floor and smear it on the walls? Sounds like my kind of lady.

 Yikes
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« Reply #10492 on: Thursday, December 13, 2012, 15:09:08 »

What? Why?!

Haven't got a clue but she certainly had a screw loose.  Similar thing in the staff kitchen she would go in make a complete mess leave the fridge open and then just walk off.
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« Reply #10493 on: Thursday, December 13, 2012, 16:52:48 »

Somebody has managed to shit on the outside of the toilet bowl at work (Gents toilet) now my staff are complaining to me. As i'm neither a cleaner or male i don't understand what they expect me to do about it. Dirty scumbags! No No No
Probably Asians who aren't used to sitting down and doing the business. At my halls last year they had to put up signs to stop people shitting while squatting over the bowl, it was messy.
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« Reply #10494 on: Thursday, December 13, 2012, 17:12:52 »

I used to work in a firm of solicitors and the highest fee earner (female) used to have some disgusting toilet habits.  Shit on the seat, floor and walls.  Also used toilet paper everywhere.  She was that valuable to the firm however that no one had the balls to confront her about it.  They just used to put signs up like "please leave the toilet clean and tidy."  Of course these didn't help at all.

How unusual...solicitors usually shit on their clients.
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« Reply #10495 on: Thursday, December 13, 2012, 17:34:15 »

Somebody has managed to shit on the outside of the toilet bowl at work (Gents toilet) now my staff are complaining to me. As i'm neither a cleaner or male i don't understand what they expect me to do about it. Dirty scumbags! No No No
Stop fucking moaning woman and get the cleaning done
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« Reply #10496 on: Thursday, December 13, 2012, 17:42:41 »

What would be the value in someone doing that?  Surely you only bid up to what you want to pay irrelevant of what somebody else's maximum bid is or am I being dim?

You do bid what you are prepared to pay, maximum.  However, if no-one else is interested, then the bid is lower.  If they seller knows the max, they can use a friend to bid up to just below my max to ensure they get more money.  So now, they get no money from me (or Mrs D).
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« Reply #10497 on: Thursday, December 13, 2012, 19:08:45 »

The Nectar App for the smart phone has some decent offers, I pretty much permanently get double points at BP and quite a lot of bonus points for a big shop over £50

Even when you take into account the nectar bonus points, I still find shopping at asda is cheaper.
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« Reply #10498 on: Thursday, December 13, 2012, 20:13:39 »

Yup, had this last year with RAC. Renewal price massively more than new customer price. Rang up, instant price match. Will remember to remove the auto-renew this year. There seems absolutely no point in loyalty whatsoever.

Ha ha I take it back, their renewal quote was cheaper than the new member online price.
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« Reply #10499 on: Thursday, December 13, 2012, 20:21:59 »

Even when you take into account the nectar bonus points, I still find shopping at asda is cheaper.
not when you have £12 off vouchers it aint :-D
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