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jayohaitchenn
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« Reply #9900 on: Tuesday, October 30, 2012, 17:30:23 »

I'm network infrastructure, fuck all to do with apps.
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« Reply #9901 on: Wednesday, October 31, 2012, 07:50:34 »

Perhaps you'd like to come and sort ours out John....its truly awful here
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« Reply #9902 on: Wednesday, October 31, 2012, 10:53:28 »

I'm network infrastructure, fuck all to do with apps.
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« Reply #9903 on: Wednesday, October 31, 2012, 11:26:47 »



Should be able to sort pumbas issues out no problems then
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« Reply #9904 on: Wednesday, October 31, 2012, 11:54:05 »

But you are a techie, pumbaa is not...

Cheeky pup, I'm an engineer I'll have you know  Wink Just not an IT one.....

I'm network infrastructure, fuck all to do with apps.

Heard you the first time! I'm sure that the 'configuration and administration' of SharePoint within a tightly locked down (by necessity) infrastructure is the problem, and that is what impacts its overall performance. Unfortunately, there isn't much anybody seems to be able to do about that!
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« Reply #9905 on: Wednesday, October 31, 2012, 15:00:25 »

Walked past Jeremy Wray in the car park after the game last night, did a double take, and then shouted 'Well Done Jeremy!' at him. He looked at me and went 'Cheers.' in a very tired sounding tone.

Felt like a right tit immediately.
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« Reply #9906 on: Wednesday, October 31, 2012, 16:11:24 »

Getting instructions from the wife that I must stop at the shop on my way home from work and buy sweets in case we get called upon by the local beggars kids.
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« Reply #9907 on: Wednesday, October 31, 2012, 16:30:01 »

Getting instructions from the wife that I must stop at the shop on my way home from work and buy sweets in case we get called upon by the local beggars kids.

On Saturday I bought some Haribo for this purpose, but I've now eaten them all.
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« Reply #9908 on: Wednesday, October 31, 2012, 16:31:12 »

Buy some onions and dip them in toffee. Toffee onions are much nicer than toffee apples and the kids are none the wiser.
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« Reply #9909 on: Wednesday, October 31, 2012, 18:25:21 »

Remove the doorbell, turn up the tv or go out to the pub
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« Reply #9910 on: Wednesday, October 31, 2012, 22:03:29 »

Fatbury and his constant whining about man utd and referees.

To be honest im surprised he doesnt support them, he supports every other cunting team that plays the game
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« Reply #9911 on: Wednesday, October 31, 2012, 22:54:11 »

Buy some onions and dip them in toffee. Toffee onions are much nicer than toffee apples and the kids are none the wiser.

No No No. What you have to do is dip sprouts in chocolate and wrap them up in empty fererro rocher wrappers, they look pretty much the same. I am nice though, I boil the sprouts first.
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« Reply #9912 on: Thursday, November 1, 2012, 08:26:48 »

Chocolate sprouts sound awesome.
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« Reply #9913 on: Thursday, November 1, 2012, 09:57:44 »

Blokes who don't shave when they get married...Who the hell wants to look like a pikey in their wedding photos?
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« Reply #9914 on: Thursday, November 1, 2012, 11:07:05 »

Blokes who shave. Who the hell wants to look like a cunt all the time?
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