Trivial things you don't understand/mildly annoy you

[Samdy Gray]

Takeaway, innit.

[donkey]

Takeaway, innit.

Aye, but we're going out...only missing San Marino, though...let's hope we can survive until 10 seconds this time.

[Matchworn Shirts]

let's hope we can survive until 10 seconds this time.

as my missus says to me very often

[Bewster]

as my missus says to me very often

She says that to you as well ?

[Arriba]

Not to her boss though

[Coca Fola]

She says that to you as well ?

[steptoe41]

This fucking annoys me.

An ambulance was called to the covered market in the Town Centre today and the poor old dear who was taken ill was carted off to GWH. Left behind were hear two dogs, one a hearing dog for the deaf and the other a guide dog. As there was nobody to look after them, the paramedic who responded to the call has now been stood outside the market in the pissing rain looking after the dogs for the last two hours as nobody in a position of authority including the RSPCA, police, council, Market management, street team or Town centre management team would make the call on what to do with the dogs, but the paramedic was not allowed to leave them.

Un-fucking-believable. Take a bow you utter bunch of cunts. You take a fast response unit off the road for two hours due to a lack of balls on your part. Well fucking done.

[Bennett]

so you're saying the old dear should have taken them to the hospital?

[Flashheart]

so you're saying the old dear should have taken them to the hospital?

You can't take the dogs in an ambulance for Elf'n safety.

you can't leave the dogs alone for risk of being sued.

[steptoe41]

so you're saying the old dear should have taken them to the hospital?

Yes. But due to elf and safety, they would have had to have been tied to the back of the Ambulance whilst it did 70mph up commercial road with it's blue's and two's going. Fucktard.

[Bennett]

i'd like to clarify i was being silly. however if we gave the power to decide what to do with these dogs to mr steptoe41, what would you have done?

[SuggWillSugg MBE]

my iPhone decided that it has headphones plugged in, despite it very obviously not.

Hopefully resetting it should fix this.

[Notts red]

Yes. But due to elf and safety, they would have had to have been tied to the back of the Ambulance whilst it did 70mph up commercial road with it's blue's and two's going. Fucktard.

This is a genuine question. If you were around for the two hours why didn't you look after the dogs and let the paramedic get on his way?

[joteddyred]

Several women in Asda earlier this evening wearing onesies.  Total and utter chavsville.

[tans]

I want a onesie