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« Reply #9600 on: Friday, October 12, 2012, 00:15:49 »

Ay! See DC Solicitors, they might be able to help you out http://www.dcsolicitors.com/
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« Reply #9601 on: Friday, October 12, 2012, 00:18:13 »

Strike a light.
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« Reply #9602 on: Friday, October 12, 2012, 07:57:44 »

you guys were a bit amped up last night.
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Sussex

« Reply #9603 on: Friday, October 12, 2012, 08:43:44 »

Wattever.
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« Reply #9604 on: Friday, October 12, 2012, 09:32:18 »

They could dip into a hedge fund

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« Reply #9605 on: Friday, October 12, 2012, 09:38:09 »

Could you lot be any dimmer?
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« Reply #9606 on: Friday, October 12, 2012, 09:44:11 »

Now is the time to pull the plug on this.

Yes Seems wire just soldering on for the sake of it.
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« Reply #9607 on: Friday, October 12, 2012, 09:48:57 »

The wife has taken my car to work today, which would nnormally mean hers needs petrol.

Today she has left a little note to say a brakelight needs changing, without saying which one. The car also needs petrol.
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« Reply #9608 on: Friday, October 12, 2012, 10:00:28 »

Sounds like she needs a good kick in the cunt
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« Reply #9609 on: Friday, October 12, 2012, 10:05:47 »

Sounds like she needs a good kick in the cunt

Perhaps a little OTT.
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« Reply #9610 on: Friday, October 12, 2012, 10:27:29 »

Lewis Hamilton - don't ask me why but despite being one of the best he just annoys me and lacks charisma.
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« Reply #9611 on: Friday, October 12, 2012, 11:11:37 »

Lewis Hamilton - don't ask me why but despite being one of the best he just annoys me and lacks charisma.

Ever since his Ali G outburst I've hated the cunt.
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« Reply #9612 on: Friday, October 12, 2012, 11:22:33 »

My mother-in-law.

She celebrates her 70th birthday early next week, which admittedly is a major milestone for anybody, but particularly her having had breast cancer and having COPD (caused by years of smoking btw, its not big and clever kids....)

So, she arranges a small family meal. On Monday. This is because my brother-in-law doesn't work (note he also doesn't work on Saturday AND Sunday) and both their kids are in school or pre-school (because she doesn't want them there).

Unfortunately, she does want my little boy to go, which means I have to take a day off work (and use up a day's leave) and my son has to miss a pre-school session. I think its a little selfish and unfair, and I've told her so, but she's a stubborn old moo (probably why she has survived through all her trauma's), so won't budge. It irritates me and I need to get it off my chest.

I'm still going as the pub is nice and the food is good, so I ain't missing out!
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« Reply #9613 on: Friday, October 12, 2012, 13:36:14 »

Sounds like she needs a good kick in the cunt
Careful don't want to lose your foot.  Cheesy
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« Reply #9614 on: Friday, October 12, 2012, 17:44:51 »

That international football matches are on a Friday night.  Friday night is for drinking and curry.  Saturday is for football.
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I headed the ball.

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