janaage
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« Reply #8790 on: Sunday, August 12, 2012, 10:18:14 » |
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Internet banking?
A lot of people at ATMs don't have the capability to use the internet, they can only just use a fucking ATM. Most even have to think about their PIN no, they same fucking one they have been using for fucking years, the thick cunts. It's only four fucking digits, you're hardly being asked to repeat Pi to 100 places now are you, cunt. The simplest of decisions can be testing for them, such as:
Do you want a receipt. Yes / No
They get stuck on that as though they don't understand the question, the fucking retards. It's asking you whether or not you want a receipt, just answer the fucking question, cunt. If you're too fucking thick to know then have a guess, you've got a 50/50 chance of getting it right, you fucking pillock. And then they get stuck as though they don't know how to answer it. PUSH YES FOR YES AND NO FOR NO, FUCKWIT. HOW FUCKING DIFFICULT CAN IT BE, THICK CUNT! And why the need to stand there reading the fucking receipt once you have it? Why? And why the need to take so long to read it? It's not a fucking novel now is it? Just move out of the way and FUCK OFF, you dim witted cunt.
These people should be banned from public places.
Ha ha, brilliant. I usually find 'these people', who are holding up the cashpoint public, are more commonly referred to as women! |
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tans
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« Reply #8791 on: Sunday, August 12, 2012, 11:04:05 » |
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People that dont have the decency to say thanks or acknowledge you when you give way to them on the roads.
Cunts.
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« Reply #8792 on: Sunday, August 12, 2012, 21:33:27 » |
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Out walking the dog in my town shirt today and get stopped by a car asking for directions to chipping norton football club. It was Joey Beauchamp.
I was so shocked that i couldnt give him the answer that oxford was 25 miles that way.
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« Reply #8793 on: Sunday, August 12, 2012, 21:36:02 » |
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Out walking the dog in my town shirt today and get stopped by a car asking for directions to chipping norton football club. It was Joey Beauchamp.
I was so shocked that i couldnt give him the answer that oxford was 25 miles that way.
Should have asked if he was homesick. |
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« Reply #8794 on: Sunday, August 12, 2012, 21:37:36 » |
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Internet banking?
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Good points. |
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« Reply #8795 on: Sunday, August 12, 2012, 21:55:57 » |
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People that tut and sigh whilst I'm at the cashpoint. Am I really holding up your day that much? You can pay by card these days impatient thundercunt.
I'll tell you what really grinds my gears. People that don't use the self service checkouts in Tesco Express. There's one person serving someone with a basket of shit, you've got a newspaper and a bottle of coke. SCAN IT YOUR FUCKING SELF. You even get hints and messages instructing you what to do you technophobic fucking retard.
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Is your cat making too much noise all the time?
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« Reply #8796 on: Sunday, August 12, 2012, 21:57:52 » |
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Should have asked if he was homesick.
I was kicking myself after that i didnt tell him oxford was that way. You could tell he was thinking 'for fuck sake' when he saw my shirt. Nice V Reg focus though |
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« Reply #8797 on: Sunday, August 12, 2012, 21:58:56 » |
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I don't understand why people get so angry about trivial things. Or why people don't stick to the ethos of forum threads.
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« Reply #8798 on: Monday, August 13, 2012, 09:16:35 » |
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A woman in the supermarket in front of me yesterday - she didn't know the pin number of her new card, it was new because her card had been locked for forgetting her previous one!  |
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tans
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« Reply #8799 on: Monday, August 13, 2012, 09:31:51 » |
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This cunt
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« Reply #8800 on: Tuesday, August 14, 2012, 15:11:57 » |
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Our new fire kit. Its too heavy, the gloves are shit and the helmet is a shade of flourescent yellow which make you like orville the fucking duck when you wear it
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« Reply #8801 on: Tuesday, August 14, 2012, 15:14:03 » |
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Bet the bloke next to you looks a Pratt in his  |
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« Reply #8802 on: Tuesday, August 14, 2012, 15:15:33 » |
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Beat me to it. I was gonna ask how often you saw J Tanswell followed by Pratt  |
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« Reply #8803 on: Tuesday, August 14, 2012, 15:18:31 » |
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Looks like a jaundiced stormtroopers kit.
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« Reply #8804 on: Tuesday, August 14, 2012, 15:49:07 » |
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Beat me to it. I was gonna ask how often you saw J Tanswell followed by Pratt Then Cuthbert, Dibble and Grubb. |
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Paolo Di Canio, it's Paolo Di Canio
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