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« Reply #8325 on: Thursday, July 12, 2012, 10:49:14 »

Haha. The one last week was puke worthy. The bloke had a problem where he couldn't pull his foreskin back. So off he goes for the op. Doc gives it a cut and a block of the finest cheese fell out.

 Eek  Thats fucking sick
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« Reply #8326 on: Thursday, July 12, 2012, 11:30:07 »

Haha. The one last week was puke worthy. The bloke had a problem where he couldn't pull his foreskin back. So off he goes for the op. Doc gives it a cut and a block of the finest cheese fell out.
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« Reply #8327 on: Thursday, July 12, 2012, 11:43:41 »

Yeah I saw that one, absolutely rank.

I recalled the events in our staff room the other day whilst they were eating their lunch, one lady had to run out of the fire exit before she was sick.
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« Reply #8328 on: Thursday, July 12, 2012, 12:02:04 »

Haha. The one last week was puke worthy. The bloke had a problem where he couldn't pull his foreskin back. So off he goes for the op. Doc gives it a cut and a block of the finest cheese fell out.

Haha that was grim
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« Reply #8329 on: Thursday, July 12, 2012, 12:18:39 »

This http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/9810408.Crawley_mum___It_would_be_fun_to_be_a_granny_at_27_/?ref=ms what the fuck is this woman thinking and how the fuck does she have her kids?
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« Reply #8330 on: Thursday, July 12, 2012, 12:29:49 »

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“Having kids young was the smartest thing I ever did. I’ve had lots of energy for them and life’s beginning for me now at an age when I can enjoy myself – I have the freedom to meet mates and go clubbing when my mum babysits.”

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She said: “When I see girls I went to school with having babies now, I’m so glad I got it out of the way.

Smartest thing she ever did. Aged 12. What a momentous decision that must've been for her.
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« Reply #8331 on: Thursday, July 12, 2012, 13:09:58 »

Size of her forehead she looks like a conehead
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« Reply #8332 on: Thursday, July 12, 2012, 13:16:07 »

She liked it at a young age though. Dirty slag.
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« Reply #8333 on: Thursday, July 12, 2012, 13:18:38 »

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Amy, who is no longer in contact with the children’s father



Shocker, who would have expected that?
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« Reply #8334 on: Thursday, July 12, 2012, 13:22:51 »



Shocker, who would have expected that?

not many, the kids are black
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« Reply #8335 on: Thursday, July 12, 2012, 13:39:08 »

It doesn't add up -

She is quoted as saying she wouldn't mind if her daughter fell pregnant at 12, meaning she would be a gran at 27.........but she had her daughter when she was 16.  Huh? Huh?
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« Reply #8336 on: Thursday, July 12, 2012, 14:38:48 »

not many, the kids are black

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« Reply #8337 on: Thursday, July 12, 2012, 19:52:32 »

Corporal Ferguson, from the TA ad.
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« Reply #8338 on: Thursday, July 12, 2012, 22:16:36 »

This http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/9810408.Crawley_mum___It_would_be_fun_to_be_a_granny_at_27_/?ref=ms what the fuck is this woman thinking and how the fuck does she have her kids?

The statements 'being evicted from her council house for throwing wild parties' and 'I've always been a good mum'  don't really go hand in hand.  Either the kids were in the house when the parties took place or she farmed them out to someone else to look after.

Another marvellous example of the Great British benefits culture.
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« Reply #8339 on: Thursday, July 12, 2012, 22:19:28 »

It makes you proud to pay your taxes
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