Trivial things you don't understand/mildly annoy you

[Ginginho]

Religiously waking up 4-5 minutes before my alarm, regardless of what time I set.

On one hand I do marvel at the human body clock and the subconscious awareness of needing to get up etc, but mainly I feel cunting robbed of 5 minutes kip

Annoying isn't it?
I do it every day too, I even wake up around 6:00 at weekends also, regardless of when I go to bed.

[fatbasher]

For me they fit well into 'don't understand' and 'mildly annoying' requirements of this thread. I don't understand how they're doing so well, and mildly annoying because they keep beating us. It's a bit like losing to your little brother at the same game over and over again.

Yes, however, you can twat your little brother around the head when mum and dad are not looking though to compensate.

[SuggWillSugg MBE]

Accidentally deleting the picture of Di canio on the pitch at N'hampton, losing it as my wallpaper and it taking an age to re find online.

[SuggWillSugg MBE]

Found it on the washbag,

Thought i'd post it again to cheer everyone up on this thread...

[Abrahammer]

Running around the house at 6am this morning chasing the cat who in turn was chasing a mouse.

It was like a Benny Hill sketch.

[Sippo]

Forum posters who use 'X fan in peace' or 'Good luck for the season apart from when you play us...'

Where's the rivalry gone nowadays? It's too lovey dovey for my liking.

[Bogus Dave]

Coming to a quiet room on campus to get some revision done - you need a simple four digit combination to get in, which most people know.

Apart from this absolute heifer of a woman, who i've had to let in 5 times in the last ten minutes, despite telling her the code twice. This made me angry, untill I realised this was probably the reason for it

[china red]

Took the Chinese theory test for my driving license today.  1350 possible questions, they give you 100 and you need to get 90 right.

The final question was this.

In the event that you come across someone who has been poisoned what do you do

A) Cover them in a warm rug
B) Give them fresh air
c) Hit them on the chest
D) Breathe into their nose

Now, how the fuck do you come across a poisoned person whilst driving!!!!!  Most of the questions were in such bad English or would be a one in a million chance of occurring.

I failed, 86 out of 100

[slinky]

Being 10th in a queue on the phone and holding for 25 minutes getting to 5 in the queue then getting interrupted with an urgent problem meaning I had to hang up.  I'm now 11th in the queue 

[Arriba]

My replacement Bristlenosed pleco dying. Fuck knows what i'm doing wrong?
All other fish are fine just can't keep a pleco alive

[donkey]

People holding something against you for something that happened a long time ago, and for which I apologised.

You shouldn't have cycled through that red light.

[LucienSanchez]

Pedestrian crossings in Old Town. Why does there need to be 2 crossings within 100 yards of eachother on Devises Road, Bath Road (Vic Hill end), Vic Hill (top), Newport Street? It's complete overkill. Whichever road i'm on, i always seem to get hit by both sets.

[oxford_fan]

The vast majority of PES Online players, who repeatedly play as Barcelona. Boring as hell, I do love beating a Barcelona wanker though.

[Costanza]

The vast majority of PES Online players, who repeatedly play as Barcelona. Boring as hell, I do love beating a Barcelona wanker though.

That to me was like people who played the FM/CM games and started out as Manchester United.

ZZZZ

[ibelieveinmrreeves]

The vast majority of PES Online players, who repeatedly play as Barcelona. Boring as hell, I do love beating a Barcelona wanker though.

This is why I love FIFA's head-to-head seasons - you generally only get matched against players who pick similar teams to you. Although sometimes the gap in quality can be quite big.