Trivial things you don't understand/mildly annoy you

[Batch]

The realisation that there will be more Oxford than Swindon fans at my wedding.

Where did it all go wrong.

Is it from Bird's side of the family?

[Sussex]

Yep. All that dodgy company she keeps.

[Matchworn Shirts]

Using this toilet paper - http://www.aquatube.eu/eu/home.aspx

Throwing the tubes in the bog as instructed, and the toilet becoming blocked. Coincidence?

Depends on what you´ve been eating I suppose.
Eat curry and it will be OK

[Bob's Orange]

Depends on what you´ve been eating I suppose.
Eat curry and it will be OK

I crap at work mainly, so what I eat is irrelevant!

[Kinky Tom]

when people say 'ooh, isn't the weather lovely, and in september too, who would have thought it...' well we get a week or so of really nice weather every single september so i would have for one!

how do people seem to forget this every bloody year?  same people will be saying it again next year and the year after that and so on and bloody so on

[jb]

when people say 'ooh, isn't the weather lovely, and in september too, who would have thought it...' well we get a week or so of really nice weather every single september so i would have for one!

how do people seem to forget this every bloody year?  same people will be saying it again next year and the year after that and so on and bloody so on

Excactly. Like people saying the same in April, despite it being hot at that time for at least the last 5 years.

[Reg Smeeton]

when people say 'ooh, isn't the weather lovely, and in september too, who would have thought it...' well we get a week or so of really nice weather every single september so i would have for one!

how do people seem to forget this every bloody year?  same people will be saying it again next year and the year after that and so on and bloody so on

This September has been unusual for the crapness of the weather rather than the couple of decent days we're getting at the moment.

[london_red]

The new Kindle being sold for $79 in the states but £89 over here. An 80% markup?!

[Ardiles]

The new Kindle being sold for $79 in the states but £89 over here. An 80% markup?!

Multi-nationals don't call us Treasure Island for nothing.

[jimmy_onions]

Kindles, period.

Whats wrong with a good old fashioned book? I personally think Kindles were made becuase the technology was there and they could be made - but are a step too far...(unless they are linked to tablets)

I hereby state that Kindles will never take off massively.

[Barry Scott]

I hereby state that Kindles will never take off massively.

I think having over 9000 reviews of it, just on Amazon UK, would hint at you already being wrong.

They're so much better than a book I now find reading from a book a pain in the arse.

[Ardiles]

Looks a little pathetic on your bookshelf though.  I would hate to have no bookcases in my house.

[Barry Scott]

I sort of know what you mean, but apart from reference books and the odd superb book, who reads books more than once? I know they're a bit like CD's, in that everyone likes to show their collection, but I decided, like CDs, they're just something to get in the way and collect dust.

With a heavy heart I filled up several recycling boxes with books and took them to Oxfam. Makes you feel good, someone else gets to read them, while donating to charity, and you have more space! Win, win, win.
 

[Saxondale]

Kirsty fucking alsopp.  Patronising man hating bitch.  Oh so the bloke whos bringing in enough from his job to afford a 800k house isnt as keen to do some work to a new home as his wife, typical men hey.  Well lets just look at it Kirst, he's commuting for 3 hours a day to keep the job, maybe he wants to rest a little at the weekend?

[oxford_fan]

I'd still like to stuff my pork sword between her chubby tits and have a yank on those wholesome lovehandles. What a woman.