donkey
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He headed a football.
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« Reply #8445 on: Thursday, July 19, 2012, 15:48:30 » |
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All babies look like Winston Churchill.
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donkey tells the truth
I headed the ball. eeeeeeeeeeeeeee-aaaaaaaawwwwwww |
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stfcinbmth
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« Reply #8446 on: Thursday, July 19, 2012, 16:15:16 » |
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Not being able to buy my train tickets for the Franchise game because of a glitch on trainline.com
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wiggy
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Whippet Fancier
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« Reply #8447 on: Thursday, July 19, 2012, 18:21:51 » |
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People that say young babies look just like their parents.......
Don't be so fucking stupid, of course they don't.
Both my boys looked like they had gone 10 rounds with Tyson when they were born. My daughter was a breach birth and looked like a little china doll. None of them look like me or their mum. |
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Thank [insert deity of choice] for beer and peanuts
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Leggett
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« Reply #8448 on: Thursday, July 19, 2012, 18:31:09 » |
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Did you check them agaInst the postman/milkman/next door neighbour?
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Fuck you Leggett, fuck you.
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Arriba
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« Reply #8449 on: Thursday, July 19, 2012, 22:40:12 » |
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Not being able to buy my train tickets for the Franchise game because of a glitch on trainline.com
fgw doesn't' charge a quid booking fee lotke thetrainline does. |
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Spud
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« Reply #8450 on: Friday, July 20, 2012, 03:50:02 » |
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Never knowing the opening times of the Club shop, and the official site not showing the opening times of the Club shop either!!
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stfcinbmth
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« Reply #8451 on: Friday, July 20, 2012, 04:03:31 » |
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fgw doesn't charge a quid booking fee lotke thetrainline does.
FGW arriba? |
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LucienSanchez
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Is this hospital called St. Croc of Shit?!
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« Reply #8453 on: Friday, July 20, 2012, 07:23:38 » |
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The Whalebridge Junction. Not only does it not work, it's being ripped up and re-done (but not made better) because the tarmac is 'the wrong colour'. The powers that be in this town are fucking retarded.
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We made a promise we swore we'd always remember... no retreat, baby, no surrender
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Sippo
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool
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« Reply #8454 on: Friday, July 20, 2012, 07:24:19 » |
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Is that the one by BMW garage? Or is it the wroughton one?
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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LucienSanchez
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Is this hospital called St. Croc of Shit?!
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« Reply #8455 on: Friday, July 20, 2012, 07:27:00 » |
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No, by Jury's Inn/Magistrates court at the end of Fleming Way... you know, where a roundabout did the job perfectly, but they've installed a weird one way system that makes you do a U-turn at Halfords just to get into town from certain directions.
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We made a promise we swore we'd always remember... no retreat, baby, no surrender
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Spud
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« Reply #8456 on: Friday, July 20, 2012, 07:30:17 » |
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The Whalebridge Junction. Not only does it not work, it's being ripped up and re-done (but not made better) because the tarmac is 'the wrong colour'. The powers that be in this town are fucking retarded.
Morons! How long have they been doing the front of the train station for now? It's an absolute joke. |
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Sippo
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool
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« Reply #8457 on: Friday, July 20, 2012, 07:33:22 » |
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Oh that one. I was thinking wichelstowe.
The wrong fucking colour?! What is it pink?! I try to avoid that area as much as possible now.
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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Sippo
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool
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« Reply #8458 on: Friday, July 20, 2012, 08:16:07 » |
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People that put 'eyelashes' on their cars. Why? They are fucking headlights not eyes!
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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Ardiles
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Stirlingshire Reds
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« Reply #8459 on: Friday, July 20, 2012, 08:19:40 » |
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If we'd seen this coming in 2005, I'd have happily given it to Paris.
[url width=800 height=555]http://rpmedia.ask.com/ts?u=/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a1/Olympic_mascots.jpg/180px-Olympic_mascots.jpg[/url]
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