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« Reply #8070 on: Thursday, June 28, 2012, 15:35:36 » |
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While on the subject of shit, a few months back a bird I know left her phone unlocked so I updated her Facebook status to: Just had a massive shit, uploading pictures now. She wasn't happy. I was.
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nevillew
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« Reply #8071 on: Thursday, June 28, 2012, 15:58:24 » |
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Signs that start with the words "Polite Notice". If you need to tell people that you're trying to be polite, you need to reword the sign or accept that you're being a bit blunt.
There was me thinking that people did this to make you think it's a Police notice. |
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Paolo Di Canio, it's Paolo Di Canio
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« Reply #8072 on: Thursday, June 28, 2012, 17:36:24 » |
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I had about 4-5 large beetroot with my tea the other night.
The next morning I thought i'd shat a kidney the water was that red.
Thought i'd share that with you all.
This has just made me laugh out loud and brightened up an otherwise fairly shitty day. |
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« Reply #8073 on: Thursday, June 28, 2012, 17:54:53 » |
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Having to sit in munichs Olympia park watching tonight's game full of Germans. I honestly can't think of anything worse right now.
Of course if Italy win, I will be smiling
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Batch
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« Reply #8074 on: Thursday, June 28, 2012, 20:16:09 » |
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Of course if Italy win, I will be smiling
I imagine he is at least smirking right now. |
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« Reply #8075 on: Thursday, June 28, 2012, 20:22:57 » |
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Having 4 Germans in my dream team.
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Is your cat making too much noise all the time?
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #8076 on: Friday, June 29, 2012, 10:51:08 » |
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I just read the entire sheena easton, management, 125 page thread.
Sob
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Things get better but they never get good
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« Reply #8077 on: Friday, June 29, 2012, 20:06:21 » |
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The BBC Wimbledon and their love for Roger Federer. It's sickening. Personally I can't stand the smug boring twat. He was losing, but seems to be turning it around unfortunately.
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #8078 on: Friday, June 29, 2012, 20:40:53 » |
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Federer's alright, he's a legend of the game.
Can't stand all the smarmy twats in the crown wearing all the RF get-up though.
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« Reply #8079 on: Friday, June 29, 2012, 21:09:40 » |
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Federer's alright, he's a legend of the game.
Can't stand all the smarmy twats in the crown wearing all the RF get-up though.
It's probably them and their ott support that's made me dislike him. |
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Coca Fola
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« Reply #8080 on: Friday, June 29, 2012, 21:17:49 » |
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I like Federer, Đoković is a cunt.
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« Reply #8081 on: Friday, June 29, 2012, 21:54:46 » |
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I like Federer, Đoković is a cunt.
Your opinion, of course, being entirely unrelated to him being a Serb  |
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« Reply #8082 on: Friday, June 29, 2012, 22:16:05 » |
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Posh hotels. How many sodding pillows do you need. At last check I have 1 head. Why do you need 8 bloody pillows on the bed. 1 fine. 2 at a push if I really want to be luxurious but 8? 8? Load of balls.
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Never knowingly overstated.
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Coca Fola
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« Reply #8083 on: Friday, June 29, 2012, 22:17:48 » |
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Your opinion, of course, being entirely unrelated to him being a Serb Bingo. |
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Bennett
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« Reply #8084 on: Saturday, June 30, 2012, 10:25:34 » |
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Posh hotels. How many sodding pillows do you need. At last check I have 1 head. Why do you need 8 bloody pillows on the bed. 1 fine. 2 at a push if I really want to be luxurious but 8? 8? Load of balls.
are they not removable pillows? if not you're justified |
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This is the water.
And this is the well.
Drink full and descend.
The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.
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