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« Reply #8055 on: Wednesday, June 27, 2012, 13:25:49 » |
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Projectile poop.
On the sauce last night, Sam? |
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« Reply #8056 on: Wednesday, June 27, 2012, 18:00:30 » |
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The scanner in my office is connected to my pc. My colleagues know it slows down my computer massively and still insist on scanning 40 pages with the most insane quality settings. The scan from 12pm is still processing ffs.
We have just had an all singing all dancing all in one put in the office at work & the bloke who installed it lovely so we could all use it & then our i t people came in & messed it all up so nobody could print anything then they blame on everybody else, resulting in me getting a bollocking as there was no finance paperwork ready for a big meeting. |
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« Reply #8057 on: Wednesday, June 27, 2012, 18:24:58 » |
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I don't understand adults who use pelican crossings on roads which aren't very busy.
Wait a sec and cross like a normal human, you retard. Those things are basically made for children.
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« Reply #8058 on: Wednesday, June 27, 2012, 18:46:43 » |
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I don't understand adults who use pelican crossings on roads which aren't very busy.
Wait a sec and cross like a normal human, you retard. Those things are basically made for children.
There all also there those people |
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« Reply #8059 on: Wednesday, June 27, 2012, 19:18:43 » |
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My mrs not putting the top back on the toothpaste. When I go to use it the next morning the end is all dried up and makes a mess when squeezing the paste onto my brush.
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« Reply #8060 on: Wednesday, June 27, 2012, 20:56:53 » |
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I don't understand adults who use pelican crossings on roads which aren't very busy.
Wait a sec and cross like a normal human, you retard. Those things are basically made for children.
Until you knock a pedestrian over then that retard should have used the fucking crossing!! |
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« Reply #8061 on: Wednesday, June 27, 2012, 21:41:41 » |
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There all also there those people
Was that an impression of one of them? |
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« Reply #8062 on: Wednesday, June 27, 2012, 22:03:44 » |
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People describing penalties as a "Lottery"
It's not a lottery, it's a test of skill. A different skill to the regular game sure, but skill all the same.
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Jimmy Glass is an Alien
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« Reply #8063 on: Thursday, June 28, 2012, 10:22:06 » |
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Bolton's new kit being made by Adidas even though they play at the Reebok Stadium. Conflict of interests?  |
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« Reply #8064 on: Thursday, June 28, 2012, 11:54:12 » |
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Signs that start with the words "Polite Notice". If you need to tell people that you're trying to be polite, you need to reword the sign or accept that you're being a bit blunt.
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« Reply #8065 on: Thursday, June 28, 2012, 12:10:55 » |
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Damned right. I'll decide whether your notice is polite or not, thanks! Guidance unnecessary...and probably misleading.
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« Reply #8066 on: Thursday, June 28, 2012, 12:19:31 » |
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Something i've noticed recently is extra speed limit signs on roundabouts in Swindon. Dorcan Way especially. It's 40mph speed limit. There is now a 30mph sign just as you approach the roundabout, then a 40mph as you come off the roundabout. I've noticed this on at least three of the roundabouts on Dorcan Way alone. This mildly annoys me as it seems pointless.
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« Reply #8067 on: Thursday, June 28, 2012, 14:43:50 » |
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Why, in a jar of baby beetroot do some of them still have the root bit left on the end ?
Surely the whole point of buying baby beetroot is to eat them straight from the jar, and not have to faff around cutting the end off !
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« Reply #8068 on: Thursday, June 28, 2012, 15:07:28 » |
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I had about 4-5 large beetroot with my tea the other night.
The next morning I thought i'd shat a kidney the water was that red.
Thought i'd share that with you all.
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« Reply #8069 on: Thursday, June 28, 2012, 15:20:27 » |
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I had about 4-5 large beetroot with my tea the other night.
The next morning I thought i'd shat a kidney the water was that red.
Thought i'd share that with you all.
Cheers for that |
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