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Coca Fola

« Reply #7620 on: Saturday, June 2, 2012, 12:34:46 »

I can't remember doing it to be honest. He probably deserved it anyway.
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« Reply #7621 on: Saturday, June 2, 2012, 12:36:27 »

I can't remember doing it to be honest. He probably deserved it anyway.

Can't think why he felt threatened Smiley
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Coca Fola

« Reply #7622 on: Saturday, June 2, 2012, 12:37:53 »

He was fine with me after that, it wasn't until about 3 months back that the problems started.
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« Reply #7623 on: Saturday, June 2, 2012, 12:40:46 »

He was fine with me after that, it wasn't until about 3 months back that the problems started.

A right, just think of the headbutt as a pre-emptive strike before he became a cunt.
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« Reply #7624 on: Saturday, June 2, 2012, 12:42:56 »

Think Batch has a point, I'm all for getting the first punch (or headbutt) in, but 3 or 6 months in advance is stretching it a bit.
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Coca Fola

« Reply #7625 on: Saturday, June 2, 2012, 12:49:54 »

Think Batch has a point, I'm all for getting the first punch (or headbutt) in, but 3 or 6 months in advance is stretching it a bit.
I haven't had a fight with him since.
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« Reply #7626 on: Saturday, June 2, 2012, 22:51:47 »

I haven't had a fight with him since.

Tip: always aim to butt whatever is behind the said face,temple,nose etc.  Always gives a better return.
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« Reply #7627 on: Sunday, June 3, 2012, 01:41:33 »

Getting off with my mate in a club when the lights were off, thinking he was a bird i was on earlier. What a cunt
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« Reply #7628 on: Sunday, June 3, 2012, 02:50:23 »

Getting off with my mate in a club when the lights were off, thinking he was a bird i was on earlier. What a cunt

Good grief.  Was it completely pitch black or does he look like a female?
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« Reply #7629 on: Sunday, June 3, 2012, 06:17:08 »

Getting off with my mate in a club when the lights were off, thinking he was a bird i was on earlier. What a cunt

I'd love this to be true..
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« Reply #7630 on: Sunday, June 3, 2012, 06:59:02 »

Waking up at 7.20 when i don't have to be up. Backache urgh
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« Reply #7631 on: Sunday, June 3, 2012, 07:19:18 »

1. The service at the Weighbridge Brewhouse. Absolutely shit. Which would have been a disappointing 10th wedding anniversary meal if it were not for 2, which will make unforgettable.

2. Trying to get a taxi at 10:30pm on a Saturday night. Where is everyone going at that time of night? You should either be at a pub/pre-club or at home.

Lack of availability meant we thought we'd try and walk home Brewhouse->Woodhall park. The Mrs, who always knows best, didn't take a coat. We get to Cheney Manor and the heavens open. Give Mrs coat and walk home in short sleeve shirt. Was literally soaked to the skin head to foot by the time we got in.
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« Reply #7632 on: Sunday, June 3, 2012, 09:39:48 »

Good grief.  Was it completely pitch black or does he look like a female?

Pitch black for a good 7 or 8 seconds. I shouldve just been patient. Not that this makes much difference, but he told me this morning that he thought I was the same girl which I assumed he was. Doubledoublecrossing cunt
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« Reply #7633 on: Sunday, June 3, 2012, 09:50:31 »

1. The service at the Weighbridge Brewhouse. Absolutely shit. Which would have been a disappointing 10th wedding anniversary meal if it were not for 2, which will make unforgettable.

2. Trying to get a taxi at 10:30pm on a Saturday night. Where is everyone going at that time of night? You should either be at a pub/pre-club or at home.

Lack of availability meant we thought we'd try and walk home Brewhouse->Woodhall park. The Mrs, who always knows best, didn't take a coat. We get to Cheney Manor and the heavens open. Give Mrs coat and walk home in short sleeve shirt. Was literally soaked to the skin head to foot by the time we got in.

Very gallant though to give the missus your coat after 10 years....sort of Walter Raleigh to the first queen Elizabeth. She still locked him up in the Tower mind.
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« Reply #7634 on: Sunday, June 3, 2012, 10:24:33 »

Very gallant though to give the missus your coat after 10 years....sort of Walter Raleigh to the first queen Elizabeth. She still locked him up in the Tower mind.

To be fair though Reg he gave her more than a coat...a pound of King Edwards and half an ounce of Golden Virginia must have been a lovely gift.
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