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« Reply #38745 on: Friday, August 4, 2023, 11:24:28 »

The club's website first team photos. Presumably taken by a pro photographer who didn't think in advance or look at the damned things as he was going through.

The coaching staff in their black training tops against the black background are bad enough, looking like disembodied heads floating in mid air. But poor old Saidhu is practically invisible on my tablet. He's a shirt, a smile and a vague outline of hair and beard.

How can you have looked at that and thought it ok to put online. You've got alternative pull down background sheets FFS. Use an appropriate one.

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« Reply #38746 on: Friday, August 4, 2023, 12:13:04 »

Just saw some lad walking round by the moonrakers in an Oxford training top.

Brave or stupid?

Second is a given
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« Reply #38747 on: Friday, August 4, 2023, 17:02:16 »

Only 13 posters to date have voted on the prediction league for tomorrow's game.
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« Reply #38748 on: Friday, August 4, 2023, 19:19:54 »

That Luciano Sanchez leg break  No
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« Reply #38749 on: Friday, August 4, 2023, 20:28:21 »

Why do people say ‘Do you fancy a spot of lunch’
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« Reply #38750 on: Friday, August 4, 2023, 20:35:51 »

And a nice cup of tea.
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« Reply #38751 on: Friday, August 4, 2023, 20:43:17 »

Who wants a shite cup of tea
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« Reply #38752 on: Friday, August 4, 2023, 20:44:14 »

So why ask if you want a nice cup of tea😀
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« Reply #38753 on: Friday, August 4, 2023, 20:47:33 »

I don’t know who is on comms for the game on Sky but he’s said some weird things.

‘Ref has come back from an offside position’

‘Che Adams is back fir the blue side of thevcity’ when he just scored for Southampton.
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« Reply #38754 on: Saturday, August 5, 2023, 00:25:25 »

I don’t know who is on comms for the game on Sky but he’s said some weird things.

‘Ref has come back from an offside position’

‘Che Adams is back fir the blue side of thevcity’ when he just scored for Southampton.

As I caught the start of the game I think it was Gary Weaver & Don Goodman.
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« Reply #38755 on: Saturday, August 5, 2023, 15:37:43 »

When things are going wrong why is it going ‘pear shaped’?
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« Reply #38756 on: Saturday, August 5, 2023, 15:39:18 »

When things are going wrong why is it going ‘pear shaped’?

Apparently, it was derived from potters when they were trying to make items like vases, urns, etc. If the clay object started to lose its form it went 'pear shaped' and had to be scrapped.
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« Reply #38757 on: Saturday, August 5, 2023, 15:44:01 »

Excellent!
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« Reply #38758 on: Saturday, August 5, 2023, 15:47:45 »

You can move this to the "make you smile/feel good" thread now Smiley
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“Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth.” ― Marcus Aurelius

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« Reply #38759 on: Saturday, August 5, 2023, 18:39:04 »

So why ask if you want a nice cup of tea😀

Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on
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