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« Reply #3105 on: Tuesday, May 17, 2011, 20:10:03 » |
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I struggle to be fucked with any of it at the moment. #disillusioned.
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« Reply #3106 on: Tuesday, May 17, 2011, 20:12:30 » |
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Taking the mutt for a walk and along the path is loads of other dogs shit.
Its not fucking hard to pick it up with a bag is it?
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« Reply #3107 on: Tuesday, May 17, 2011, 20:14:25 » |
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Taking the mutt for a walk and along the path is loads of other dogs shit.
Its not fucking hard to pick it up with a bag is it?
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« Reply #3108 on: Tuesday, May 17, 2011, 20:15:57 » |
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Fuck off.....
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« Reply #3109 on: Tuesday, May 17, 2011, 20:16:29 » |
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« Reply #3110 on: Tuesday, May 17, 2011, 20:43:09 » |
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Paying 160 quid for a 'limo' to the airport and being sent a crappy Peugeot 307 estate with knackered suspension and unbalanced wheels - by the time I got there I had a banging headache and no fillings left - VCars you are kuntz of the highest order
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« Reply #3111 on: Tuesday, May 17, 2011, 21:48:07 » |
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The wrong trousers.
Perfectly fitting suit trousers that have developed loose zip syndrome whereby the zip slowly heads south throughout the day on its own accord. It makes for a day of continually touching crotch like some sort of crab induced pervert to ensure zip hasn't flown to far south. Multiple occassions when touching up is forgotten resulting in flys gaping open. Throw in a prefernce to go commando and its an escortment of the premesis waiting to happen.
I should really throw them away but out of lazyness they end up in the washing basket for re-circulation.
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« Reply #3112 on: Tuesday, May 17, 2011, 22:04:32 » |
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I should really throw them away but out of lazyness they end up in the washing basket for re-circulation.
Just pinch the zip pull with some pliers at the top. Should do the trick |
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« Reply #3113 on: Tuesday, May 17, 2011, 22:25:30 » |
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Just pinch the zip pull with some pliers at the top. Should do the trick
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He headed a football.
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« Reply #3114 on: Tuesday, May 17, 2011, 22:34:11 » |
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Did you used to have a column in Women's Weekly?
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donkey tells the truth
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« Reply #3115 on: Tuesday, May 17, 2011, 22:36:28 » |
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Only a couple of inches though
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« Reply #3116 on: Tuesday, May 17, 2011, 23:51:11 » |
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Did you used to have a column in Women's Weekly?
Do women even own needle nose pliers? |
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« Reply #3117 on: Wednesday, May 18, 2011, 10:21:37 » |
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Mouth ulcers
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« Reply #3118 on: Wednesday, May 18, 2011, 10:24:40 » |
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Catching mouth ulcers
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Is this hospital called St. Croc of Shit?!
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« Reply #3119 on: Wednesday, May 18, 2011, 10:48:57 » |
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Being the most un-motivated I've ever been, when now really isn't the time to be lazy. I know what needs to be done, by when, but I can't seem to make myself put the effort in. And 'incentivising' doesn't work.
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We made a promise we swore we'd always remember... no retreat, baby, no surrender
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