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SuperBosnian

« Reply #19710 on: Wednesday, June 24, 2015, 00:35:19 »

The dreaded 2:2. I have a final stage interview for a very very good graduate sales job on Thursday but if I don't get that then I'm screwed.
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« Reply #19711 on: Wednesday, June 24, 2015, 00:37:24 »

Once I get to the interview stage I fancy my chances against anyone, but it's getting an interview in the first place.
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« Reply #19712 on: Wednesday, June 24, 2015, 06:24:20 »

good luck phoenix
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Flashheart

« Reply #19713 on: Wednesday, June 24, 2015, 07:52:23 »

The pigeons nesting on my balcony.

They're shitting everywhere making a right mess, which is obviously not good. What's more is that they have built the shitest nest I've ever seen in the shitest position I've ever seen right on top of some cardboard boxes I had stacked up outside. With all the stinking piss and shit they are producing, it is seeping into the boxes making them soggy and, therefore, weak. I keep on having to reinforce the bloody thing for the sake of the chicks. I found them, along with the nest, on the floor one morning and had to put them back on their shitty cardboard tower. I'm helping them out and I don't even want the filthy fuckers there. Oh, and the chicks are fucking ugly fuckers.

There's something else that irks me, which is that they're pigeons at all. I mean, upon leaving the dank, cold, grey skies of Britain and moving to the warmer, sunnier tropical climes I think it's not too unreasonable to hope for something a little more exotic. Perhaps one of the pretty blue dove things that are common out here. Maybe a Mynah bird. There's loads of cool birds that I'd be happy to come and shit all over my balcony but nope, oh no. I get fucking pigeons.

If I wanted pigeons I could have stayed in Swindon, for fuck's sake.
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DRS

« Reply #19714 on: Wednesday, June 24, 2015, 08:12:31 »

I have never seen a baby pigeon can you take a photo please. Thanks in advance
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Flashheart

« Reply #19715 on: Wednesday, June 24, 2015, 08:34:04 »

Can't be arsed to faff about with my phone. Just imagine two of these sat on top of a pile of shit and twigs, that's what I have on my balcony at the mo. Oh, and they fucking stink.


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« Reply #19716 on: Wednesday, June 24, 2015, 09:03:19 »

Can't be arsed to faff about with my phone. Just imagine two of these sat on top of a pile of shit and twigs, that's what I have on my balcony at the mo. Oh, and they fucking stink.




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« Reply #19717 on: Wednesday, June 24, 2015, 10:40:02 »

rumours Man Utd would bid 45m for Harry Kane, what a joke football has become
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SuperBosnian

« Reply #19718 on: Wednesday, June 24, 2015, 13:01:54 »

good luck phoenix
Cheers
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« Reply #19719 on: Wednesday, June 24, 2015, 15:13:20 »

  Disabled campaigners having to storm Parliament to make their voice heard about government cuts....and who's Minister for Disablity?  Our very own Justin Tomlinson.
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« Reply #19720 on: Wednesday, June 24, 2015, 15:36:35 »

  Disabled campaigners having to storm Parliament to make their voice heard about government cuts....and who's Minister for Disablity?  Our very own Justin Tomlinson.

I am not aware they 'had' to do this to get their voices heard, but its gained some publicity for their campaigns!
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« Reply #19721 on: Wednesday, June 24, 2015, 18:20:26 »

Turning 40.....
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« Reply #19722 on: Wednesday, June 24, 2015, 18:29:20 »

Turning 40.....
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« Reply #19723 on: Wednesday, June 24, 2015, 20:15:28 »

England U21's doing the same as the first team.

Turning up at a tournament with high expectations and being shit
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« Reply #19724 on: Wednesday, June 24, 2015, 20:19:52 »

England U21's doing the same as the first team.

Turning up at a tournament with high expectations and being shit

Yep.  Some STFC-esque defending on view.  Sad
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