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« Reply #12195 on: Monday, June 10, 2013, 21:59:38 »

How a guy at work, who drove a 7.5 tonne truck into the brick outhouse between the diesel pumps at the mail centre and drove off without saying anything, who then was asked by the bosses if he knew anything about it and said no, who was then shown a video of him in his truck hitting the outhouse, getting out of his lorry, checking the damage, getting back in his lorry and leaving the scene, who then said he might have hit it, he couldn't remember, who was then suspended for driving for a loooooong old time but *somehow* didn't get sacked (fuck knows why not, he's a cunt for good measure) and then complained about the tasks he was given in the warehouse now he can't drive trucks. fuck me. the guy is a grade A cock. Any company where you don't get sacked for that, or another guy that called a manager a cunt to his face (suspended on full pay for 6 months, returned to work as normal there after), is going places. with your mail. to open it and steal your birthday money.
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« Reply #12196 on: Tuesday, June 11, 2013, 06:19:40 »

How a guy at work, who drove a 7.5 tonne truck into the brick outhouse between the diesel pumps at the mail centre and drove off without saying anything, who then was asked by the bosses if he knew anything about it and said no, who was then shown a video of him in his truck hitting the outhouse, getting out of his lorry, checking the damage, getting back in his lorry and leaving the scene, who then said he might have hit it, he couldn't remember, who was then suspended for driving for a loooooong old time but *somehow* didn't get sacked (fuck knows why not, he's a cunt for good measure) and then complained about the tasks he was given in the warehouse now he can't drive trucks. fuck me. the guy is a grade A cock. Any company where you don't get sacked for that, or another guy that called a manager a cunt to his face (suspended on full pay for 6 months, returned to work as normal there after), is going places. with your mail. to open it and steal your birthday money.

In a word, union.....
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« Reply #12197 on: Tuesday, June 11, 2013, 08:42:44 »

I don't see why a union could or would back someone who knowingly caused damage or another who steals mail.
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« Reply #12198 on: Tuesday, June 11, 2013, 11:43:45 »

I don't see why a union could or would back someone who knowingly caused damage or another who steals mail.
But unions are responsible for every single workplace ill since the 70s dontcha know?
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« Reply #12199 on: Tuesday, June 11, 2013, 14:12:40 »

Stealing mail is pretty much the one thing you are guaranteed the sack for. Fighting isn't looked too kindly upon, either.
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« Reply #12200 on: Tuesday, June 11, 2013, 15:17:39 »

But unions are responsible for every single workplace ill since the 70s dontcha know?
Maybe not all, but a fucking lot of them.
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« Reply #12201 on: Tuesday, June 11, 2013, 17:06:48 »

Stealing mail is pretty much the one thing you are guaranteed the sack for. Fighting isn't looked too kindly upon, either.

Stealing prepaid envelopes and using company phones to call India only gets you suspended though, allegedly....
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« Reply #12202 on: Wednesday, June 12, 2013, 12:39:19 »

But unions are responsible for every single workplace ill since the 70s dontcha know?

Not responsible, but a major contributary part. From experience Union leaders and the government are normally as bad as one another and frankly deserve each other.
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« Reply #12203 on: Wednesday, June 12, 2013, 12:44:05 »

The Green Party......

In Lancaster my ward councillors are Greens, they have spent the best part of the last 3 years trying to impose a residents parking scheme on us to respond to a perceived parking problem (there is no problem) which would have meant me paying £40 a year to no longer be able to park outside my house as they would reduce the parking by 40% (making around 0.4 spaces per house)but introduce residents permits. This has been to consultation 3 times with them producing ever more confusing plans that seemed to try to hide the fact that it essentially meant painting double yellows everywhere.

I notice they are now playing stunts in the House regarding Page 3... just reminded me how much they irritate me!
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« Reply #12204 on: Wednesday, June 12, 2013, 14:11:37 »

All of the players visible on the Champions 2012 mug have now departed the club, unless you still count Caddis.

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« Reply #12205 on: Wednesday, June 12, 2013, 15:53:16 »

People who keep asking for a 'read receipt'...

Fuck you, your pointless email and your over-inflated sense of importance.
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Bukkake Regiment

« Reply #12206 on: Wednesday, June 12, 2013, 18:37:21 »

People who keep asking for a 'read receipt'...

Fuck you, your pointless email and your over-inflated sense of importance.
Bye
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« Reply #12207 on: Wednesday, June 12, 2013, 19:15:14 »

How a guy at work, who drove a 7.5 tonne truck into the brick outhouse between the diesel pumps at the mail centre and drove off without saying anything, who then was asked by the bosses if he knew anything about it and said no, who was then shown a video of him in his truck hitting the outhouse, getting out of his lorry, checking the damage, getting back in his lorry and leaving the scene, who then said he might have hit it, he couldn't remember, who was then suspended for driving for a loooooong old time but *somehow* didn't get sacked (fuck knows why not, he's a cunt for good measure) and then complained about the tasks he was given in the warehouse now he can't drive trucks. fuck me. the guy is a grade A cock. Any company where you don't get sacked for that, or another guy that called a manager a cunt to his face (suspended on full pay for 6 months, returned to work as normal there after), is going places. with your mail. to open it and steal your birthday money.


How about the people who seem to have constant sick leave and still manage to have a job at the end of it all!?
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« Reply #12208 on: Wednesday, June 12, 2013, 19:20:59 »

All of the players visible on the Champions 2012 mug have now departed the club, unless you still count Caddis.



I thought the same when I caught sight of the Champions DVD in my son's room yesterday, although Wes is still hanging on as well.  I wonder if any other team that went up as Champions one season had lost/disposed literally all of that team barely a year later?
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« Reply #12209 on: Wednesday, June 12, 2013, 21:52:13 »

People who advertise a car as "first to see will buy".
Really?

"Ok, if I get to see it then I'm obviously the first, I'll give you £50"
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