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« Reply #11040 on: Saturday, January 26, 2013, 21:26:14 » |
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Where the vicar talks to you about sex n stuff.
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« Reply #11041 on: Saturday, January 26, 2013, 21:29:40 » |
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What would a vicar have to say about sex?
Depends if you are a choir boy or not. |
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herthab
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« Reply #11042 on: Saturday, January 26, 2013, 21:55:29 » |
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They've decided that, rather than split it up into a few evening sessions, they will just ruin an entire saturday instead. I cannot wait for this complete shit storm, especially as I'm not in the least bit Christian. She had to wear me down over a period just to get a church wedding!
Is she a practising Christian? Sounds like a load of shit to me. You're pussy whipped already chillers, your life as a man is over before it's barely begun... |
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« Reply #11043 on: Saturday, January 26, 2013, 22:05:20 » |
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Lessons in sex from a vicar? People actually go to this stuff? Jesus h christ
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ibelieveinmrreeves
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« Reply #11044 on: Saturday, January 26, 2013, 22:15:36 » |
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Is she a practising Christian? Sounds like a load of shit to me. You're pussy whipped already chillers, your life as a man is over before it's barely begun...
Sort of. She doesn't go to church very often. Her beliefs don't bother me, normally, she doesn't try to make me do anything I don't want to (although she did try and sneak in a crafty church visit for mass at Christmas). Getting married in a church is a concession of sorts - I want to marry her (and she I), she gets the wedding she wants (which, thankfully, is fairly inexpensive by todays standards). |
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Even men with steel hearts love to see a dog on the pitch.
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« Reply #11045 on: Saturday, January 26, 2013, 22:29:28 » |
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I'm not remotely religious, but wanted the whole church wedding. On top of the marriage lessons, we also had to attend a couple of Sunday services to have our banns read.
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #11046 on: Monday, January 28, 2013, 12:27:09 » |
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Ah I misread, thought you said filler cap not filter cap. Those cartridge filters are a bastard, took me ages to get mine off and back on again. Didn't help that it's on the back of the engine just above the exhaust pipe.
£29 from Vauxhall, no local breakers had one. Cheaper than I thought they would charge mind. Hopefully all sorted now, it made the perfect excuse to skive off work so I'm going to sit at home and doss about instead. |
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #11047 on: Monday, January 28, 2013, 12:46:25 » |
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Nice. Hopefully yours is a bit more accessible than mine and it was an easy job to replace it.
I need to fit new drop links on my car. I've had the parts since October, just haven't had the inclination to get on and do it. Looks a piece of piss to do, but I don't have the right sized sockets for the job.
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #11048 on: Monday, January 28, 2013, 13:21:06 » |
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Nice. Hopefully yours is a bit more accessible than mine and it was an easy job to replace it.
I need to fit new drop links on my car. I've had the parts since October, just haven't had the inclination to get on and do it. Looks a piece of piss to do, but I don't have the right sized sockets for the job.
The shitty weather doesn't help, I've put off doing a lot despite having the parts and only just getting round to it. Mine was dead easy to get to, on the front of the cylinder block so I didn't have to jack the car up again. |
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« Reply #11049 on: Monday, January 28, 2013, 16:12:39 » |
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I have had a headache by my left temple since mid-morning, and it's a bastard.
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #11050 on: Monday, January 28, 2013, 16:48:12 » |
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People that keep crying in deal or no deal
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« Reply #11051 on: Monday, January 28, 2013, 16:56:50 » |
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People that keep crying in deal or no deal
This! It annoys the shit out of me as well. It's a shit game. I'm pretty sure someone else posted about the Deal or No Deal a while and back. It references how they pick their numbers and their stories about them having no relevance! |
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #11052 on: Monday, January 28, 2013, 17:09:16 » |
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Now I work in a school I'm home as it starts and always end up with it on - Its generally mildly entertaining even though weirdy beardy Noel is annoying
I knew today's would be annoying as it was the bird watcher man and knew they would try and make it funny
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #11053 on: Monday, January 28, 2013, 17:12:50 » |
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Where the vicar talks to you about sex n stuff. Loads of couples. Really annoying. They then split the groups into men and women, and talk about stuff like what do you see marriage as etc...
I see. Suppose getting married is about self sacrifice to a large extent...but there's no way shit like this should be tolerated on a football afternoon....sets a very dangerous precedent. |
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« Reply #11054 on: Monday, January 28, 2013, 22:43:43 » |
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browsing through sports direct website came across them selling bristol shitty kit, if that wasn't annoying enough they said 'founded in 1897'. it should be 1982 though
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