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« Reply #10995 on: Friday, January 25, 2013, 12:03:58 » |
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I'm taken for! This is a good thing as my cousin's soon to be wife is 42. He's only 31 and fucking under the thumb big time!
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« Reply #10996 on: Friday, January 25, 2013, 12:04:21 » |
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I've been invited to a HAG party (hen and stag party) - grow a pair of balls and have your own party and shag the stripper!
What a fucking joke!
Is it in the queen vic? |
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #10997 on: Friday, January 25, 2013, 12:05:05 » |
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Good point, well made.
It is. But don't forget the bird he's about to wed will also be there. Likely glued to his side and laying the law down at any sign of him being fucked over. Maybe they should just leave him at home, because he's not going to be totalled with his ball and chain in tow? |
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« Reply #10998 on: Friday, January 25, 2013, 12:46:31 » |
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Is it in the queen vic?
Not, it's in Cirencester! What a place to have a stag party. I'd like to think if i ever have a stag party it'll be abroad with cheap beer! Not somewhere you've lived your whole life! It is. But don't forget the bird he's about to wed will also be there. Likely glued to his side and laying the law down at any sign of him being fucked over.
Maybe they should just leave him at home, because he's not going to be totalled with his ball and chain in tow?
Totally agree with this! She's a right cunt as well |
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« Reply #10999 on: Friday, January 25, 2013, 13:46:28 » |
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Nile Ranger. how does this guy still have a proffesional contract.
He's now been arrested on suspicion of rape
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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #11000 on: Friday, January 25, 2013, 13:47:56 » |
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The fucking weather, its snowing hard yet again and I have to get to hospital for an endoscopy in Taunton but looks like most of the roads could well be shut by then....fucking boo.
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To the cells of Warrington
From the services at Leicester
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And one day Europe too
Cos we all follow the Swindon
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« Reply #11001 on: Friday, January 25, 2013, 13:52:57 » |
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Nile Ranger. how does this guy still have a proffesional contract.
He's now been arrested on suspicion of rape
He was having a go at Newcastle fans for booing the other day, then one pointed out he had been arrested more times than he had scored! Oh the irony of it?  |
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« Reply #11002 on: Friday, January 25, 2013, 13:53:00 » |
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The fucking weather, its snowing hard yet again and I have to get to hospital for an endoscopy in Taunton but looks like most of the roads could well be shut by then....fucking boo.
You being serious? I presumed the snow had finished. Better check London weather for my flight later. |
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
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« Reply #11003 on: Friday, January 25, 2013, 13:53:18 » |
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Totally agree with this! She's a right cunt as well
Out of interest, does she have internet access? Or put another way, how many about-to-be-married 42 year old women are: - marrying a 31 year old (with a Swindon Town supporting cousin); and - having a 'HAG' night in Cirencester in the new few weeks. My guess is not many.  Not that it's any of my business. Just wouldn't want you to get in to any trouble! |
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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #11004 on: Friday, January 25, 2013, 13:55:05 » |
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You being serious? I presumed the snow had finished. Better check London weather for my flight later.
Nope very serious but looking at the map it appears its mostly Zumerzet thats affected, oh lucky us. |
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From the station at Colchester
To the cells of Warrington
From the services at Leicester
To the slums of Northampton
We travel over England
And one day Europe too
Cos we all follow the Swindon
We're the famous Town End crew.
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« Reply #11005 on: Friday, January 25, 2013, 14:17:33 » |
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How George Osbourne is still in a job.
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #11006 on: Friday, January 25, 2013, 14:49:27 » |
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nowt wrong with being under the thumb, makes life a lot easier
That's what they want you to think. You're better off finding a girl who is stupid enough to accept you for the twat* that you are. *probably. If you're anything like me. |
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« Reply #11007 on: Friday, January 25, 2013, 14:54:27 » |
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well, she married me so that must count for something, right?
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« Reply #11008 on: Friday, January 25, 2013, 14:58:09 » |
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well, she married me so that must count for something, right?
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Gethimout
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« Reply #11009 on: Friday, January 25, 2013, 16:29:50 » |
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Out of interest, does she have internet access? Or put another way, how many about-to-be-married 42 year old women are: - marrying a 31 year old (with a Swindon Town supporting cousin); and - having a 'HAG' night in Cirencester in the new few weeks. My guess is not many. Not that it's any of my business. Just wouldn't want you to get in to any trouble! I think she know's on i'm not her biggest fan anyway. No love lost! Thanks for your concern though |
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