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« on: Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 21:29:35 »

I have had some time out of the office recently, and at age 41 have grown a beard for the first time in my life.

I look rather dashing  Yes, and there is hardly any ginger in it.

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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 21:30:14 »

I've done the opposite and not been at work and actually had a shave. I think it's good to do things in reverse logic.
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 21:32:35 »

I've now taken up to only shaving after Swindon lose.

Not had many this season naturally. Fingers crosses I wont have another one till August or something.

When we lost to Rovers I kept my Wolverine sideburns for a day!
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 21:33:59 »

Beards are brilliant.  I never fully trust a clean shaven man.  Who has the inclination to bother doing that every day?  Its the mark of the slightly insane - it is a little known fact that bearded men earn more and commit fewer crimes on average than clean shaven men.
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 21:36:08 »

I look rather dashing  Yes, and there is hardly any ginger in it.

I don't. Grey and ginger. It makes me look even more of a cunt.
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 21:38:15 »

Couple of grey bits, but the missus just says it makes me look distinguished.

I was fighting off female colleagues at work today with a pointy stick...
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 21:46:19 »

Beards are brilliant.  I never fully trust a clean shaven man.  Who has the inclination to bother doing that every day?  Its the mark of the slightly insane - it is a little known fact that bearded men earn more and commit fewer crimes on average than clean shaven men.

But more likely to commit crimes of paedophilia when they do
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 21:48:11 »

I really want a beard but just cant grow one Sad

I want a big old white beard and a log cabin in a forest,then ill be happy.
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 21:48:11 »

Beards are indeed awesome, though mine never comes through as dark as I would like.
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 21:50:07 »

I really want a beard but just cant grow one Sad

I want a big old white beard and a log cabin in a forest,then ill be happy.

Cotton wool and a few storm felled trees up on Shaw Forest. Sorted.

I will pop over with flasks of tea.
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 22:00:00 »

I only need to shave weekly, or sooner if it starts to itch earlier. I simply don't have thick enough hair to grow a beard, so just look dirty, scruffy or like a 14 year old trying to look 15.
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« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 22:02:00 »

I have no beard.  Ken Bates has a beard.  That is all.
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« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 22:08:38 »

I have no beard.  Ken Bates has a beard.  That is all.

so some wankers have beards and others don't then? Wink
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« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 22:09:58 »

so some wankers have beards and others don't then? Wink

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« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 22:12:59 »

Cotton wool and a few storm felled trees up on Shaw Tip. Sorted.

I will pop over with flasks of tea.
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