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« on: Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 21:29:35 » |
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I have had some time out of the office recently, and at age 41 have grown a beard for the first time in my life. I look rather dashing  , and there is hardly any ginger in it. |
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Iffy's Onion Bhaji
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 21:30:14 » |
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I've done the opposite and not been at work and actually had a shave. I think it's good to do things in reverse logic.
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 21:32:35 » |
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I've now taken up to only shaving after Swindon lose.
Not had many this season naturally. Fingers crosses I wont have another one till August or something.
When we lost to Rovers I kept my Wolverine sideburns for a day!
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 21:33:59 » |
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Beards are brilliant. I never fully trust a clean shaven man. Who has the inclination to bother doing that every day? Its the mark of the slightly insane - it is a little known fact that bearded men earn more and commit fewer crimes on average than clean shaven men.
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 21:36:08 » |
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I look rather dashing , and there is hardly any ginger in it. I don't. Grey and ginger. It makes me look even more of a cunt. |
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 21:38:15 » |
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Couple of grey bits, but the missus just says it makes me look distinguished.
I was fighting off female colleagues at work today with a pointy stick...
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 21:46:19 » |
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Beards are brilliant. I never fully trust a clean shaven man. Who has the inclination to bother doing that every day? Its the mark of the slightly insane - it is a little known fact that bearded men earn more and commit fewer crimes on average than clean shaven men.
But more likely to commit crimes of paedophilia when they do |
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 21:48:11 » |
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I really want a beard but just cant grow one  I want a big old white beard and a log cabin in a forest,then ill be happy. |
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 21:48:11 » |
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Beards are indeed awesome, though mine never comes through as dark as I would like.
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 21:50:07 » |
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I really want a beard but just cant grow one I want a big old white beard and a log cabin in a forest,then ill be happy. Cotton wool and a few storm felled trees up on Shaw Forest. Sorted. I will pop over with flasks of tea. |
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 22:00:00 » |
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I only need to shave weekly, or sooner if it starts to itch earlier. I simply don't have thick enough hair to grow a beard, so just look dirty, scruffy or like a 14 year old trying to look 15.
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« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 22:02:00 » |
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I have no beard. Ken Bates has a beard. That is all.
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« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 22:08:38 » |
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I have no beard. Ken Bates has a beard. That is all.
so some wankers have beards and others don't then?  |
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« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 22:09:58 » |
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so some wankers have beards and others don't then?  |
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« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 22:12:59 » |
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Cotton wool and a few storm felled trees up on Shaw Tip. Sorted.
I will pop over with flasks of tea.
Fixed for you |
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