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« Reply #15 on: Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 23:43:34 » |
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the best thing about a beard is shaving it off and giving yourself the various styles on the way back to smooth face
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller, signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller, first touch is average but his second is a killer, heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #16 on: Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 23:44:07 » |
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I have no beard. Ken Bates has a beard. That is all.
But you both have large bellies?
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« Reply #17 on: Thursday, April 1, 2010, 00:05:54 » |
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i tried to grow one once,but it became so irritating after a week i shaved it off
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #18 on: Thursday, April 1, 2010, 00:09:44 » |
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I can't grow a beard. I always end up with bald patches 
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« Reply #19 on: Thursday, April 1, 2010, 00:22:00 » |
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But you both have large bellies?
And so will you one day...you reach that age, 24/25, and without any warning at all your muscles wave a little white flag, and you're suddenly a fat bastard. - A J Rimmer.
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donkey tells the truth
I headed the ball. eeeeeeeeeeeeeee-aaaaaaaawwwwwww
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« Reply #20 on: Thursday, April 1, 2010, 00:27:26 » |
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And so will you one day...you reach that age, 24/25, and without any warning at all your muscles wave a little white flag, and you're suddenly a fat bastard. - A J Rimmer.
Ace.
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donkey
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« Reply #21 on: Thursday, April 1, 2010, 00:28:09 » |
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Ace.
Good double use of the word 
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I headed the ball. eeeeeeeeeeeeeee-aaaaaaaawwwwwww
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« Reply #22 on: Thursday, April 1, 2010, 00:28:55 » |
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Good double use of the word  I saw an opportunity.
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« Reply #23 on: Thursday, April 1, 2010, 07:21:00 » |
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i have had some form of beard/facial hair for the last 10 years, i refuse to clean shave as it will make me look like a child.
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« Reply #24 on: Thursday, April 1, 2010, 07:27:30 » |
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Yeah I have that problem chubbs. With my hair the way it is at the moment I look a bit like Claire Balding if I'm too clean shaved.
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« Reply #25 on: Thursday, April 1, 2010, 07:43:52 » |
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I'm lazy and therefore opt for beardage, even though it makes me look like a twat. I've never been one to care about my appearance (evidently)
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« Reply #26 on: Thursday, April 1, 2010, 07:50:12 » |
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I don't like being clean shaven, and I don't like to be too beardy, so I try and keep a bit stubbly. I did attempt a goatee a few years ago, but shaved it off after one day as I felt too self concious and looked a bit paedotastic.
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« Reply #27 on: Thursday, April 1, 2010, 08:14:32 » |
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I'd love to grow a beard but I suffer quite severely from Gary-Neville-tash syndrome so I tend to look like a total dick if I let it get too long.
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Wir lassen uns unsere Liebe nicht nehmen Nicht von den Bullen und nicht vom DFB
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #28 on: Thursday, April 1, 2010, 08:15:34 » |
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I really want to grow a proper beard sometime. I've done about two weeks without shaving before, but that's nowhere near Dave's impressive face fluff.
I refuse to be clean shaven because it makes me look about 12 years old.
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #29 on: Thursday, April 1, 2010, 08:27:51 » |
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I always shave and it means I look like a 12 year old, which means loads of beardy blokes try and groom me on facebook
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