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« Reply #15 on: Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 22:26:46 »

the best thing about a beard is shaving it off and giving yourself the various styles on the way back to smooth face
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« Reply #16 on: Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 22:27:19 »

I have no beard.  Ken Bates has a beard.  That is all.

But you both have large bellies?
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« Reply #17 on: Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 22:49:06 »

i tried to grow one once,but it became so irritating after a week i shaved it off
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« Reply #18 on: Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 22:52:56 »

I can't grow a beard. I always end up with bald patches Sad
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« Reply #19 on: Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 23:05:12 »

But you both have large bellies?

And so will you one day...you reach that age, 24/25, and without any warning at all your muscles wave a little white flag, and you're suddenly a fat bastard. - A J Rimmer.
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« Reply #20 on: Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 23:10:38 »

And so will you one day...you reach that age, 24/25, and without any warning at all your muscles wave a little white flag, and you're suddenly a fat bastard. - A J Rimmer.

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« Reply #21 on: Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 23:11:21 »

Ace.

Good double use of the word Smiley
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« Reply #22 on: Wednesday, March 31, 2010, 23:12:07 »

Good double use of the word Smiley

I saw an opportunity.
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« Reply #23 on: Thursday, April 1, 2010, 06:04:12 »

i have had some form of beard/facial hair for the last 10 years, i refuse to clean shave as it will make me look like a child.
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« Reply #24 on: Thursday, April 1, 2010, 06:10:42 »

Yeah I have that problem chubbs. With my hair the way it is at the moment I look a bit like Claire Balding if I'm too clean shaved.
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« Reply #25 on: Thursday, April 1, 2010, 06:27:04 »

I'm lazy and therefore opt for beardage, even though it makes me look like a twat. I've never been one to care about my appearance (evidently)
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« Reply #26 on: Thursday, April 1, 2010, 06:33:24 »

I don't like being clean shaven, and I don't like to be too beardy, so I try and keep a bit stubbly.
I did attempt a goatee a few years ago, but shaved it off after one day as I felt too self concious and looked a bit paedotastic.
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« Reply #27 on: Thursday, April 1, 2010, 06:57:44 »

I'd love to grow a beard but I suffer quite severely from Gary-Neville-tash syndrome so I tend to look like a total dick if I let it get too long.
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« Reply #28 on: Thursday, April 1, 2010, 06:58:46 »

I really want to grow a proper beard sometime. I've done about two weeks without shaving before, but that's nowhere near Dave's impressive face fluff.

I refuse to be clean shaven because it makes me look about 12 years old.
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« Reply #29 on: Thursday, April 1, 2010, 07:11:03 »

I always shave and it means I look like a 12 year old, which means loads of beardy blokes try and groom me on facebook
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