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« Reply #15 on: Saturday, January 10, 2009, 00:22:14 » |
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That could be painful!
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oxford_fan
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« Reply #16 on: Saturday, January 10, 2009, 00:24:52 » |
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Hope you dont think ime being nosy,i had a traditional fry up.......whats everybody having or had.
same here. fry up. i had bacon, sausages, eggs, mushrooms, and tomatoes. sadly missing beans and a hash brown or two, but my dad cooked it so i didn't complain. though i did make him fry the mushrooms a bit more. |
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« Reply #17 on: Saturday, January 10, 2009, 00:26:30 » |
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That could be painful!
Savon in the fridge overnight normally helps. The problem is that when you piss it burns. |
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oxford_fan
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« Reply #18 on: Saturday, January 10, 2009, 00:28:30 » |
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spreading a liberal layer of natural yoghurt around your sphincter is the best relief for a burning arsehole. sometimes its pleasant even if you've not been eating spicy food. perhaps get a dog involved too. not cats though, their tongues are too coarse.
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« Reply #19 on: Saturday, January 10, 2009, 00:37:00 » |
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Savon in the fridge overnight normally helps. The problem is that when you piss it burns.
If it burns when you piss you have a very different problem. The active ingredient in chillies is Capseicin and it is only soluble in fats, not water. |
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« Reply #20 on: Saturday, January 10, 2009, 00:40:57 » |
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you lot are gross sometimes.
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« Reply #21 on: Saturday, January 10, 2009, 03:34:59 » |
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It was a lazy Friday night, so an eggs, bacon, sausage and beans fryup, but someone forgot to buy the mushrooms and tomatoes. Useless.
Fried bread was requested but when advised (told) it wasn't good for the heart, we just had toast.
Yep. Wide awake at stupid o'clock again.
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« Reply #22 on: Saturday, January 10, 2009, 03:37:17 » |
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I've just rocked in, minus theE fucking kebab I Purchased 15 minutes ago. And no, I didn;t fucmking eat it. Odd1.
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« Reply #23 on: Saturday, January 10, 2009, 03:39:40 » |
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Dropped it? Lost it?
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« Reply #24 on: Saturday, January 10, 2009, 03:41:57 » |
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If I kn3erw the answer to that, I;d have fucking retrived it.
I suspect it was thrown at soem1one
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« Reply #25 on: Saturday, January 10, 2009, 03:44:29 » |
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Sleep well Dave  |
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« Reply #26 on: Saturday, January 10, 2009, 03:47:02 » |
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Thanktoy |
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #27 on: Saturday, January 10, 2009, 04:03:32 » |
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Get yourself to bed Dave |
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« Reply #28 on: Saturday, January 10, 2009, 10:22:16 » |
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I've just rocked in, minus theE fucking kebab I Purchased 15 minutes ago. And no, I didn;t fucmking eat it. Odd1.
Is there a certain sense in dropping an 'E kebab'? |
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« Reply #29 on: Saturday, January 10, 2009, 11:07:20 » |
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If it burns when you piss you have a very different problem. The active ingredient in chillies is Capseicin and it is only soluble in fats, not water.
Its only after I have a ring stinger. I am a real fat bastard so maybe it goes thruogh a few more layers of blubber than for others. It doesn't burn this morning but did last night. The savlon has helped. |
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