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« Reply #1080 on: Wednesday, December 30, 2015, 21:30:15 »

I'm , well, the family is now feeling the effect of my pancetta and Brussel sprout pizza with extra anchovies and garlic from pizza express this afternoon. Not very pleasant if i'm honest Smiley Funny though.
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« Reply #1081 on: Wednesday, December 30, 2015, 21:39:34 »

Ells I'm only coming to your funeral if the cheese and pineapple is presented on a hedgehog made of a potato covered in foil!!
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« Reply #1082 on: Wednesday, December 30, 2015, 22:56:04 »

I'm not as old as you, I've only made it to the buffet planning stage Wink

You're only one year younger. I will be 26 on the 8th January. That's also Elvis's and David Bowie's birthdays as well.

Fuck. I've just given the game away. You don't know who they are...  Sad
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« Reply #1083 on: Thursday, December 31, 2015, 00:31:22 »

Any fucking cheese with pineapple is wrong. You people appall me. 
This x100!

Went out for a birthday do last night but it was a Christmas menu, finished with the cheese board.... Lovely bit of cheddar, Stilton and brie..... Then bloody Wensleydale with cranberries, cheese and fruit should never mix.. !
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« Reply #1084 on: Thursday, December 31, 2015, 00:42:41 »

Wrong!

Brie and grape
stilton and apple
Cheddar and redcurrant
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« Reply #1085 on: Thursday, December 31, 2015, 08:06:22 »

No, he's quite right. Cheese and fruit do not go together.
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« Reply #1086 on: Thursday, December 31, 2015, 10:10:16 »

No, he's quite right. Cheese and fruit do not go together.
He's right. But don't just take my word for it, ask John Shuttleworth...

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« Reply #1087 on: Thursday, December 31, 2015, 11:26:05 »

He's right. But don't just take my word for it, ask John Shuttleworth...



At last a man who realises that the two should never be allowed to meet and mix...

Grapes with cheese is the devils work.....
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« Reply #1088 on: Thursday, December 31, 2015, 11:58:08 »

No, he's quite right. Cheese and fruit do not go together.

Cheese and vegetables are alright though.

Interestingly, the run to Burton not only included a sighting of the Marmite factory, now incorporating the Bovril plant as well, but a passage through Branston on the A 38 on the edge of Burton. Could it be thought I? 

Indeed it could, the origin of the pickle much loved accompaniment to cheese sandwiches. I'd always thought Branston was a company name....silly me that's Crosse and Blackwell. Sadly pickle is no longer made there, but Burton did get Bovril from London.
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« Reply #1089 on: Thursday, December 31, 2015, 14:30:22 »

No, he's quite right. Cheese and fruit do not go together.

Not even cheese and tomatoes?
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« Reply #1090 on: Thursday, December 31, 2015, 14:46:38 »

It's the 'Diana' effect whereby in death people become way, way, way more popular/clever/funny/inspirational/caring/talented etc than they ever were in life.

Nothing against Lemmy btw, I have no views on him one way or the other, it just seems to be human nature.

I worked with the fucker for 10 years. He would be in fits of laughter to think he has had the 'Diana' effect.
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« Reply #1091 on: Thursday, December 31, 2015, 14:50:12 »

First it was grammar nazis, now we have the fromage fascists.

I quite like certain cheese with certain fruits, so fuck you.
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« Reply #1092 on: Thursday, December 31, 2015, 14:53:50 »

Cheese and pineapple is bloody lovely!
The more mature the cheddar the better.
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« Reply #1093 on: Thursday, December 31, 2015, 15:38:48 »

I worked with the fucker for 10 years. He would be in fits of laughter to think he has had the 'Diana' effect.

He had a fuck of a lot more effect on my life than Diana did. A true legend.
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« Reply #1094 on: Thursday, December 31, 2015, 15:45:41 »

I worked with the fucker for 10 years. He would be in fits of laughter to think he has had the 'Diana' effect.
Not on quite the same scale of course - same principal though  Wink
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