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« Reply #780 on: Wednesday, July 29, 2020, 20:31:15 »

In my defense

Presumably deliberately slipped in following the recent debate.... otherwise a poor show.
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« Reply #781 on: Wednesday, July 29, 2020, 21:16:51 »

Presumably deliberately slipped in following the recent debate.... otherwise a poor show.

Oh no!  Eek
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« Reply #782 on: Thursday, July 30, 2020, 11:15:40 »

Maybe he's Jayo's brother then.

My brother wasn't born in Swindon Cheesy
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« Reply #783 on: Thursday, July 30, 2020, 11:27:58 »

My brother wasn't born in Swindon Cheesy

I think that's first post in a while on this thread I've understood.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He had to work it out with a pencil.
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« Reply #784 on: Tuesday, August 25, 2020, 16:12:17 »

I think that's first post in a while on this thread I've understood.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He had to work it out with a pencil.

I just made up a joke. Thought I'd try it in this low-risk environment first.  Sofa

Bloke was dating a cannibal. She threatened to dump him.
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« Reply #785 on: Tuesday, August 25, 2020, 17:31:28 »

I just made up a joke. Thought I'd try it in this low-risk environment first.  Sofa

Bloke was dating a cannibal. She threatened to dump him.

I'm not quite feeling it RF. The following story did make me wonder if the cannibal was confused about who the victim was but also an unfortunate irony, regarding the surname of said victim.
https://au.news.yahoo.com/unsuspecting-man-is-murdered-and-eaten-by-a-cannibal-he-met-on-grindr-033700317.html?
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« Reply #786 on: Tuesday, August 25, 2020, 17:53:55 »

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I think that's first post in a while on this thread I've understood.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He had to work it out with a pencil.
I just made up a joke. Thought I'd try it in this low-risk environment first.  Sofa

Bloke was dating a cannibal. She threatened to dump him.


it's that a shit joke?
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« Reply #787 on: Tuesday, August 25, 2020, 18:23:38 »

I got talking to a Badger in a pub (yeah), about a Netflix series he's working on but he had to rush off.

So I guess, it's TB continued...
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« Reply #788 on: Wednesday, August 26, 2020, 08:30:16 »

I have invented a new word....Plagiarism
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« Reply #789 on: Sunday, August 30, 2020, 21:51:24 »

Everyone keeps saying QAnon is a Far-Right Cult but I swear he sang Wavin' Flag at the South Africa World Cup?
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« Reply #790 on: Monday, August 31, 2020, 11:07:08 »

Don't give up the day job.
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« Reply #791 on: Monday, August 31, 2020, 15:26:32 »

Don't give up the day job.

Personally thought it was brilliant, for an original. The song that is  Wink
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« Reply #792 on: Wednesday, December 23, 2020, 14:12:31 »

BREAKING: The whole of Cornwall has been placed into Tier 4 lockdown after hundreds of pirates returned home to Penzance to celebrate Christmas with their families...

Apparently the Arrrrr rate has increased dramatically!
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« Reply #793 on: Wednesday, December 23, 2020, 14:21:11 »

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« Reply #794 on: Wednesday, December 23, 2020, 14:46:34 »

BREAKING: The whole of Cornwall has been placed into Tier 4 lockdown after hundreds of pirates returned home to Penzance to celebrate Christmas with their families...

Apparently the Arrrrr rate has increased dramatically!
How do you make a pirate furious?

Take P out of him.
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