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« Reply #570 on: Saturday, January 12, 2013, 12:17:51 » |
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And...?
Oh, sorry. Are they supposed to be of one's own composition? |
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It's not that I'm lazy. It's that I just don't care.
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« Reply #571 on: Saturday, January 12, 2013, 12:18:32 » |
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Oh, sorry. Are they supposed to be of one's own composition?
No I think he meant they're supposed to be jokes!  |
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ibelieveinmrreeves
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« Reply #572 on: Saturday, January 12, 2013, 12:46:26 » |
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No I think he meant they're supposed to be jokes! Yep. |
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Even men with steel hearts love to see a dog on the pitch.
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Peter Gibbons
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« Reply #573 on: Saturday, January 12, 2013, 12:52:50 » |
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« Reply #574 on: Friday, January 18, 2013, 12:12:33 » |
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The wife lost a tooth last night while eating a packet of dry roasted peanuts.To be fair I did actually warn her not to keep rustling the packet while the football was on!
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« Reply #575 on: Friday, January 18, 2013, 12:15:10 » |
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The wife lost a tooth last night while eating a packet of dry roasted peanuts.To be fair I did actually warn her not to keep rustling the packet while the football was on!
domestic abuse is heeelarious |
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« Reply #576 on: Friday, January 18, 2013, 13:07:48 » |
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The wife lost a tooth last night while eating a packet of dry roasted peanuts.To be fair I did actually warn her not to keep rustling the packet while the football was on!
Shouldn't this be in the domestic violence thread? If you're that prone to acts of unjustified violence then you should have suggested she put the peanuts in a bowl. Personally I think you should be locked up. |
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« Reply #577 on: Friday, January 18, 2013, 16:16:17 » |
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What do you call a woman who can play snooker whilst balancing pints of lager on her head ?
Beatrix Potter
What do you call a man who hangs around cemetries wearing lots of raincoats ?
Max Bygraves
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« Reply #578 on: Friday, January 18, 2013, 18:35:14 » |
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What is the best thing you can put on your beefburgers....about a tenner each way  |
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« Reply #579 on: Friday, January 18, 2013, 20:52:10 » |
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With the recent scandal of horse meat in Tesco (and others burgers) hitting the headlines this week, Primark have taken to evaluating their clothing ranges and thus introduced more strigent criteria for their clothing supplies. A spokesman has confirmed that recent tests have shown camel toes in their value leggings range.....
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GoSWINDON
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going for a poo see you in two
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« Reply #580 on: Friday, January 18, 2013, 20:58:29 » |
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Tesco aren;t the only supermarkets selling meat from horses .
I've been buying my Lidl pony for years.
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« Reply #581 on: Friday, January 18, 2013, 22:13:16 » |
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The wife lost a tooth last night while eating a packet of dry roasted peanuts.To be fair I did actually warn her not to keep rustling the packet while the football was on!
 piss funny !! |
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« Reply #582 on: Friday, January 18, 2013, 22:15:13 » |
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my wife told me tonight she is leaving me because i'm arrogant, I told her to close the door on her way back in
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« Reply #583 on: Friday, January 25, 2013, 09:01:00 » |
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Walked into KFC the other day:
ME: "I'll have the new Mobius Chicken Strips please"
SERVER: "Any sides?"
ME: "Just the one."
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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #584 on: Friday, January 25, 2013, 09:53:21 » |
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New Scotland manager Gordon Strachan says he is already preparing for the 2014 world cup.
He has bought himself a new TV.
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Only a fool does not know when to hold his tongue.
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