The TEF 11 (if things don't go to plan on the pitch)

[Batch]

Some scoreboards have a fancy dan clock on them so you can work out how long is left until you concede a last minute loser.

[@mwooly63]

Some scoreboards have a fancy dan clock on them so you can work out how long is left until you concede a last minute loser.

 
 Some stop at 45 and 90 so you have no idea how much injury time is left anyway 

[4D]

Does the one at Old Trafford stop at 90?

[Honkytonk]

 Some stop at 45 and 90 so you have no idea how much injury time is left anyway 

Scoreboards aren't allowed to put up how much injury time has passed. Too much pressure on the ref, or some such other FA bollocks.

Some scoreboards have a fancy dan clock on them so you can work out how long is left until you concede a last minute loser.

We have the Rolex right next to it though, no need for a clock!

[sonicyouth]

IIRC local businesses paid to have adverts on the scoreboard before the game, at half-time and after the match and that money went to the supporters club. I always thought it'd be a useful tool for displaying teams, bookings, goalscorers and attendances when it's impossible to hear them due to the shite PA system but not sure how many people looked at it really; I find myself checking it when I go to games now but that's because I know what is up there. A lot more of the bulbs have blown now which makes it look very tired.

It was cheap and has probably paid for itself and then some more, not bad for the supporters club IMO.

[jutty274]

Does the one at Old Trafford stop at 90?

I always thought that one started at 90 minutes.

[Batch]

We have the Rolex right next to it though, no need for a clock!

Ha, like we ever kick off at 4pm for the second half! Always late.

[4D]

Couldn't we have a massive screen in front of the bank? Speakers, with mics wired up to the TE, random fan mugshots appearing on the screen. Scrolling titles at half time (like something from the opening bit of star wars). 

[dalumpimunki]

Couldn't we have a massive screen in front of the bank? Speakers, with mics wired up to the TE, random fan mugshots appearing on the screen. Scrolling titles at half time (like something from the opening bit of star wars). 

It still wouldn't be as good as the cardboard cutouts.

Who was it that left them out in the rain again?

[Batch]

random fan mugshots appearing on the screen.

Can we play a half time game of Where's Wally Eric

[chalkies_shorts]

Can we play a half time game of Where's Wally Eric

He'd be in the Town End so it limits the game somewhat