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Hope you dont think ime being nosy,i had a traditional fry up.......whats everybody having or had.

Pizza. First solids since Monday.

Fish and Chips, and proper ones at that. Lovely.

Pesto and chicken pasta with garlic bread on the side.

Just had a posh sausage sandwich type thing. Chilli and Garlic sausages in a fresh baked french stick covered in Basil and Sundried Tomato dipping oil stuff. It was nice.

Red chicken curry.  Nice.

Gammon eggs and chips pub style. 

Chicken Balti (home cooked, not takeaway).

Mozarella and buffallo tomatoes, followed by a caprciossa with extra spinach.

Surely buffalo mozarella?

What Nemo said, although I am not sure of the link between fish and chips and Nemo! :eat:

Microwaveable roast dinner. It was shit.

A samosa, spicy nik naks and 8 cans of Carling

I had the best Jacket Potato, i fell asleep whilst it was in the oven so it was in there for an extra hour. I was gutted cos i thought it was burnt... but it was really the best tasting one i have ever had!
I like to scoop the insides out then mash it with cheese n sweetcorn then re fill the skins n pop under the grill for a bit

I want another one now

I cooked an absolute ring stinger chicken curry with extra hot nandos peri peri sauce, vindaloo sauce and chillis. It was ace but probably won't be so tomorrow. 

That could be painful!

same here. fry up.

i had bacon, sausages, eggs, mushrooms, and tomatoes.

sadly missing beans and a hash brown or two, but my dad cooked it so i didn't complain. though i did make him fry the mushrooms a bit more.

Savon in the fridge overnight normally helps. The problem is that when you piss it burns.

spreading a liberal layer of natural yoghurt around your sphincter is the best relief for a burning arsehole. sometimes its pleasant even if you've not been eating spicy food. perhaps get a dog involved too. not cats though, their tongues are too coarse.

If it burns when you piss you have a very different problem. The active ingredient in chillies is Capseicin and it is only soluble in fats, not water.

you lot are gross sometimes.

It was a lazy Friday night, so an eggs, bacon, sausage and beans fryup, but someone forgot to buy the mushrooms and tomatoes. Useless.

Fried bread was requested but when advised (told) it wasn't good for the heart, we just had toast.

Yep. Wide awake at stupid o'clock again.

I've just rocked in, minus theE fucking kebab I Purchased 15 minutes ago. And no, I didn;t fucmking eat it. Odd1.

Dropped it? Lost it?

If I kn3erw the answer to that, I;d have fucking retrived it.

I suspect it was thrown at soem1one

Sleep well Dave :)

Thanktoy :)

Get yourself to bed Dave :)

Is there a certain sense in dropping an 'E kebab'?

Its only after I have a ring stinger. I am a real fat bastard so maybe it goes thruogh a few more layers of blubber than for others. It doesn't burn this morning but did last night. The savlon has helped.

I just found it in my shower.

hahaha quality.sometimes i wish i was young again