Thetownend.com

...but aren't err... thread. We ain't had one of these for a while. Let's kick it off with everybody's favourite... number 1, look at the size of those breasts... it's... Sarah Beeny

http://pictures.directnews.co.uk/live/photo5740.jpg

Whorrr look at the red x

Gay it was working before.

shes a bit chilly

not such a good photo now.

working now... and that's not her best shot...

http://www.coolsmartphone.com/images/stories/beeny-big.jpg

that one work?

There are the puppies  :twisted:

peanut smuggler

not that that's a bad thing; some of my best friends smuggle peanuts

birds that you would but arnt err, what?

supposed to fancy

Vicky Butler-Henderson.

Carol Vorderman.  Moira Stewart.  Anne robinson.

Gillian Anderson is my "maybe I shouldn't fancy her" but I still definately would  :nod:

http://www.inigo.com/images/xfiles/xf-129.jpg

moira stewart, anne robinson :chunder:
carol vorderman is more like it.
charlene speteri is one i think

Don't know why but i've allways liked ladies who carry abit of excess baggage.

I know it's so wrong and i shouldn't but i'd do Jade Goody  :soapy tit wank:

Vorders  :?

I don't think I would

http://www.nigelcarr.co.uk/images/carol.jpg

Vorders is a bit of a saucy minx though:

http://www.iceposter.com/thumbs/G63724.jpg

Miss Hoolie.

http://www.ranter.co.uk/images/goody.jpg


Just No  :chunder:

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

http://www.mrcrip.com/graphics/kate-garraways-boobs.jpg

I'd overlook the horseface for Kate Garraway.

Just thought of another, Sharon Stone. Fuck me i so would.

I'm sure she is fitter in Basic Instinct 2 than the first one which was 14 years ago!

Have you seen BI 2 then Ralphy?  Is it any good?  Oh and for the record, how about Fern Britton?

This is no fun if people don't put pictures..

here you go doore..
http://jackandhill.typepad.com/jack_and_hill_a_beauty_bl/images/fb3.jpg

 When you say excess baggage Ralphy....do you mean , husband banged up in Horfield... 20 year old son/daughter who's a junkie... boyfriend up in court for domestic violence....that sort of thing.  I meet loads of these and some of them are quite fit, but nah don't do excess baggage.

Nah he just likes meeting birds at airports.

I have seen it yes, i bought it today  :D

The sex scenes aren't long enough for my liking and it's no where near as gripping as the first one.

Sharon Stone is very fit though.

That gives him a quick getaway in case they want to cuddle or talk afterwards.

Oi, this is slander.

Oh I see, so you like the cuddling afterwards do you Ralphy?

Well yes i quite enjoy it and you can pull them over onto the wet patch so you don't have to sleep on it.

That actually made me laugh out loud Ralphy, fair play.

 :shock:

Jesus, you need help  :shock:

Property ladder was good tonight. Beeny looks even more do-able when pregnant.

Is that wrong?  :?

not at all. I've noticed that. She seems to be pregnant all the time, either she's wider than the chanel tunnel or they repeat the same few series all the time.

http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:WunL179-HGkxKM:http://www.bbc.co.uk/cbbc/content/images/2005/11/30/anne_252x180.jpg

this is the only picture i could find on google. shes on cbbc. i badly need to get a job.

What's her name. sure I can get a better picture?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cbbc/backstage/cbbc_stars/wallpaper/anne_1024.jpg

that's her, her name is anne foy. i think she's northern

does it not work as an img?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cbbc/backstage/cbbc_stars/wallpaper/anne_1024.jpg

She looks like a young Fearne Cotton.

Yes please!*  :D



*assuming she's legal of course.

unless she's 14 it's not really a sketchy you shouldn't want to bird is it?

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid111/peff3c78c15f7dd0b92b2e5a971e4f3c6/f90dd16f.jpg

That might be her aswell I haven't really compared

It is her I just checked :) back onto birds which are less conventionally do-able... err.. I can't think of anybody. someone else think of someone.

She nice, long time...........

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: .you just described me 6 years ago reg,not the domestic bit though :D

Agree with Ralphy on the whole Vicky Butler-Henderson call....  Fuck me I would.

http://www.agequipment.co.uk/btcc/croft-images/vickilane.jpg

http://www.btccandmore.co.uk/gallery/mondello/VBH_sml.jpg

And I'll say it before someone else does....   :|

http://www.ananova.com/images/web/61748.jpg

Kat Slater....  but that's a given!   :agree:

brooke satchwell would be left looking like a plasterers radio once i had popped round for tea.

http://www.brookesatchwell.net/gallery.php?method=image&id=654

Nice Civic Type R there Walrus  :D

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


too fucking right tho, always had a thing for her.


i'd slip Butler-henderson a portion too, she's tidy.

Kat Slater  :shock:
That's a big no...

http://www.worldofbubble.com/images/balamory_miss_hoolie.jpg

There is something about her.....
But it'd just be weird....

The bird who presented last nights BBC news that was on before MOTD. I dont know her name, but she'd get it.

Anne Foy doesn't really count - we'd definately do her.

This is "birds that you shouldn't really fancy but you want to"...

Mine was Fiona Bruce after the Red Nose/Comic Relief thing:

http://www.therightaddress.co.uk/admin/pictures/105.jpg

I thought Anna Ford looked at bit older than i remembered  :oops:  :D

just had a look and I still dont know what her name is, someone help me!

It wasnt Natasha Kaplinsky though

 :shock: No no no no no.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40296000/jpg/_40296327_stewart220.jpg

What?  :shock:

this thread is slowly making me feel ill.

i mean who would want to shag Miss Hoollie, Moira Stewart and especially Jade (fucking ugly) Goody.

i mean get a grip people.

this thread is "people you would but shouldn't" not "if they were the last on earth you would"!!!

and here's my contribution just to get my balls chewed off

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40950000/jpg/_40950224_lacey_louisa_getty.jpg

Stacey Slater & Ruby Allan

spuggie from byker grove... she was hot, floela benjamin?

Both at the same time would be lovely

Frankie Dean in Hollyoaks.

what's wrong with you people?

Its the hair.  It would be like shagging Jerel Ifil, but he would have boobs and those other lady bits.

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

PMSL!!!!

IFIL!
 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

claire sweeney  :o

I'd like a fiver for the amount of times i've fantasied over this little hottie  :D

http://www.thur.de/fan-mjh/gifs/sabrina.jpg

And you shouldn't fancy her because?....

Can someone please mod the title of this thread:
"Birds which you would, but really shouldn't..." or similar.

Ta muchly, now stick to the rules. Clarissa is fair game therefore not in this thread. We're looking for your weirdos like Miss Hoolie  :?  :)

You shouldn't fancy Sabrina cos she was a minor when it was filmed  :D

No she wasn't

She bloody looks it! Maybe i'm thinking of Clarissa Explains it All?

Isnt she about 30 now?

On the topic of birds who are too young, how old are Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen now???  :mrgreen:

That would probably be about right. She's about 30 now I think.

If you have them together it doubles their age, so you're fine.

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

what about them two wins in sweet valley high? they were sweeeeeeeeet.

twins not wins.

http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~rprice/SPUGGIE.gif

Her?

No that's just disturbing  :shock:

I cant believe you are admitting to watching Sweet valley high, what are you? a 14 year old girl? :D

http://www.srn.it/sweetvalleyhigh/daniel7.jpg

why would I not admit to watching those two!! fit. Spuggy, not quite so good. awful in fact. But still would perhaps...

but he has a point. they were fantesticly stunning

Observe the thread title. I will open a thread for fits birds, that way we get them in the right place.

I thank you.

Yes Daddy, we'll obey the rules...

In the meantime I give you the moral question of should you be stuffing Janae Timmins:

http://www.neighbours-source.co.uk/Forum/style_avatars/Timmins/JanaeTimmins001.jpg

Yes.  Yes I should.

we pay for this site we make the rules

Erm, Jenae is fit. Sort of.


I would do her mum too

who???

And Rachel Kinski

ah Neigbours(i can never spell that word) yes??

a quick google search works wonders.

Is Liz kennady still there??? she'd get it

Libby isn't I'm afraid

http://www.sitcom.co.uk/my_family/graphics/char_susan.gif
Zoe Wanamaker from My Family
http://www.neighbours.com/210806uk.jpg
Good ol' Suze

thats her daughter yes??

i haven't seen that programme for about 5 years.

i bet Lu is thill there with Harrold Mk2 though

http://www.goclipless.com/images/lily_allen_music.jpg

who's that??? she'll do

Lily Allen

who's she??

Magic you little cunt, i've just noticed your signature  :evil:

don't know what your on about

Lilly Alan aint; fit!! she came on stage at V wearing a wedding dress, a cap, smoking a fag and drinking a can of carling!

I can't believe you haven't heard Lily Allen. Her somgs are getting played everywhere this summer. She's the chavtastic daughter of Keith Allen

AT FIRST WHEN I SEE YOU CRY, IT MAKES ME SMILE !!

Jenae Yes
Jenae's mum  :shake:
brooke satchwell yes
sarah beeney yes
rachel kinski yep, she's not underage and she doesn't look it

Hence the thread title ffs  8)

even better.

the hollyoaks twins, scary chins but i would
http://www.gals2.coms.ph/images/numb01.jpg

kirstie allsopp off location, location, location. and i have no idea why.
http://www.channel4.com/4homes/media/O/ontv/presenters/large/kirstie_prop_chain_2_lg.jpg

Kerry Katona

http://www.virgin.net/lifestyle/loveromance/girlsnight/galleries/partygirls/pix/05_main.jpg

Oh, and I absolutely adore Davina McCall

http://www.tattoos-by-design.co.uk/Celebrities/images/mccall1.jpg

good on her

Rachel Kinski (d.o.b 1 May 1990)  :shock:

I don't know many celebs but I've met her (along with Bree and Zeke)  8)

and I would  :twisted:

How much cash would you need to have a go on Bree?

the one from super nanny.i cant put a image up as i dont know how to

sorry but im thick

fuckin amen

she's hot, and wears good trainers

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dragonsden/images/series3/129x150_deborah_meaden.jpg

rank, would anyone?

Given my bank balance about £4.60 should do it  :D

Also of note is Janae, who's been 16 since late 2005 (I think november). Not that I make a habit of checking these things...

Didn't the bird who plays Hermione in Harry Potter turn 16 in March?  :--

Oooo - in which case:
http://www.ljplus.ru/img/o/r/oru/emma00_.jpg
If she's 16 then fair game  :twisted:

Maybe we should have another breakaway thread - Birds you would but are a bit young.

oh and Janae from neighbours. Not many good photoes for some reason, there used to be loads. Only can find massive ones taken straight from neighbours now.

http://neighbours.tartydoris.com/ElizaTaylor-Cotter812.jpg

Age gap bird page....
I think I'm 11 years from Hermione and 15 years from Fiona Bruce  :shock:

Both acceptable me thinks. Allthough 11 years younger for me would mean 11. Which probably wouldn't be acceptable.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/cb/Jo_frost.jpg/180px-Jo_frost.jpg

you know what, so would i...

only if she kept the glasses on

We also need a "birds you would if they were real" thread:

Jessica Rabbit

http://www.comic-mint.com/media/client/0954_JessicaCloseUp2-detail.JPG

Caramel Bunny

http://www.konig.demon.co.uk/fur/cbunny/bunny.gif

and lois griffin

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9c/Lois_griffin.jpg

Not only is the caramel bunny a cartoon, it's also a rabbit. I'd call it a nght if i were you...  :wink:

stop being specialist mr blackcurrent. there is nothing wrong with man animated rabbit love.

The Sorceress (from He Man)

http://www.retrojunk.com/img/art-images/sorceress%202.jpg

And the clear winner in the cartoon stakes, Cheetara

http://www.retrojunk.com/img/art-images/Cheetara%20Run.jpg

Sorry! Lois would get some... easily.

If Birdy can have a good night with a Rampant Rabbit, I can have a good night with a Caramel Bunny  :D

those bloody sites which don't let you steal there pictures

http://www.retrojunk.com/details_articles/280/

For all your cartoon love....

marge simpson
http://usuarios.lycos.es/catares/imagenes/marge_simpson_lit.jpg

and misty from pokemon, although she could be a bitch to beat in the original gameboy game if you started with the fire pokemon. Best bet was to catch some plant ones before the fight.

http://www.omega.mynetcologne.de/pokemon/bilder/misty.jpg

and here's cheetara thanks to fb cleverness.

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d35/flammableben/che.jpg

Can we get back to real birds now. I feel the thread had been lowered to levels of weirdness that shouldn't be openly expressed on a public internet forum which isn't about weird cartoon love.

More Caramel goodness... I think I was taken by the voice:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjQ5Yw72xtA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D94AegQPmek

And a short clip of Jessica Rabbit:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JhMz9E9x-Q

and a longer one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Si7XN4GXhTs


and that's it for my cartoon love - I'll get back to the real world in the morning  :D

Anastasia Myskina - Russian tennis player

Quirky face, but oh so shaggable body

[url]http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/5841/myskina10tv2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)[/URL]

christ man she's a stick.

i would

Hantuchova is a stick, and you so would too!

pic?

OK then boss...

[url]http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5124/dhantuchova0026fu1txyl5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)[/URL]

I wonder if we could start another thread for Birds you would but are stupidly thin. Isn't that like the 3rd catagory now? mental.

you're right cox, i would.

nina persson of the cardigans

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/5a/Nina-persson.jpg/491px-Nina-persson.jpg

nina persson defo!!

fuck me she is skinny.i seen more meat on a bogey.thats just wrong

nigela lawson. without a doubt.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39101000/jpg/_39101441_nigella203.jpg
http://images.askmen.com/imagesmodel/2002_nov/nigella_lawson/nigella_lawson_150b.jpg



(whilst googling for pics, i found this... disturbing...)

http://www.bloggerheads.com/images/nigellanazi.jpg

i'd give supernanny a right going over.

Hmmm Nigella - useful for the night and the breakfast  :D

jayne seymore,i know its spelled wrong but fuck it i would

For me it would have to be Phillipa Forrester  8)

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j269/kevjoycreed/untitled.jpg

Don't know why but princess Beatrice does it for me  :twisted:

kate thornton

http://www.rts.org.uk/imglib%5Cprogawrds04_kate_thornton.jpg

Simon Cowell :oops:

Oh yes  :twisted:

Karen Brady

http://www.bbc.co.uk/derby/content/images/2004/11/05/karen_brady_body_200x260.jpg

How old are the Olsen twins now?  :twisted:

http://www.amfar.org/images/data/AMFAR_EVENT_IMAGE/photo/698.JPG

Apparently they were 20 on the 13th of June  :twisted:

edith bowman,zoe ball and sara cox.by no means lookers but i'd love to do all 3 of em

I agree about Edith Bowman.

sara cox for sure

I fucking hate that Sara Cox. Grrrr  :evil:

edith bo man

duno why something about her

Scott Mills

Dunno what it is about radio one dj's, past and present, they're all fucking annoying mingers.

*except Jo whiley  :nod:

I'd have to gaffa tape her to shut her up though

Kinky Tom!

(that works on two levels)

http://www.befuddle.co.uk/celebs/images/sara_cox/sara_cox002.jpg

 :-))(  :wink:

Supernanny, Kirsty Allsop, Lorraine Kelly :oops:  Vanessa Feltz, Fern Britten, Sophie Ellis Bextor, Claire Sweeny are my top Celebs for knobbing.

i've always had a thing for konnie huq off blue peter...

http://www.still-life-captures.com/konniehuq05/464ca210.jpg

and the only reason i watched casualty...

http://www.iceposter.com/thumbs/G125493.jpg

personally i don't think there's anything wrong with either, although i've been told i have dubious taste on more than one occasion  :mrgreen:

definitely konnie, massive rack

http://www.eurabiantimes.com/archives/vp_KHuq52.jpg

racists won't like her

According to the sun I accidently buyed the other day, she was going out with Richard Bacon - the one who got in trouble.

On the more important note, fucking hell I would.

definitely would

Roxy from casualty was definitely fit. And Konnie too.

Don't get me started on the Blue Peter presenters.

Caron Keating would definately get it.

I thought she was dead?!

Necrophilia :chunder:

Necrophilia doesn't hurt anybody.

I used to be into Necrophilia until some rotten cunt split on me  :D

Obviously, but I was talking in the past....

i've got a new nomination... patricia arquette.

http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/Movies/9910/21/bringingoutthedead/patricia.arquette.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7b/PATRICIA_ARQUETTE.JPG

Fuck that, Sonic, she could use her powers to see everything you've ever done wrong :shock:

My nomination in Anne-Marie Duff, mostly because of the character she played in Shameless.  The last series ended up being a bit rubbish without her :(


http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/arts/2005/01/24/duff128.jpg

Equine necrophilia - is it just flogging a dead horse :shock:

Nought wrong with that, she was lush in True Romance

Good lord that's not flattering at all but I do concur.

Penny Smith is always worth  mention in the borderline boilers category.  Here's a snap of me and her taken at Keith's wedding

http://www.oaklands.ac.uk/images/news/111005_StarAwards_Andy_Penny.jpg

Karen O

http://www.bbc.co.uk/totp/wallpaper/800x600/yeah_yeah_yeahs.jpg

and

http://www.hbo.com/extras/img/252/ashley03_252.jpg

Maggie from Extras

I'm glad this thread haas been resurected...

http://www.sandiegozoo.org/animalbytes/images/ostrich_inset_male.jpg

Im a bit fan of Maggie from Extras too .. maybe its just her personality on the programme that appeals!

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: @ FB

Ilike Maggie too. And so does Fatbury. I may have to sever my femeral artery with a spoon.

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: I know the feeling

http://lorry.org/baa/Wool-pics/libby.jpg

Libby from neighbours.


http://www.meldrum.co.uk/mhp/continuity/diana_death/dd_gmtv_02.jpg

Fiona Phillips.

Your eyes say no...  your nuts say GO!

Libby from Neighbours is no "shouldn't really"

http://www.angelfire.com/wi3/nan/photogallery/KymValentine300.jpg

too true

Excellent post resurrection  :D

Hell's Bells

http://www.migglymoos.com/images/celebs/HelenC.jpg

Bowman...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/images/events/k_awards03/edith_bowman420.jpg[/url]

edith bowman is a pig ugly cunt

Village, Karen O isnt a 'i would, but shouldnt', she's mint!


bowman would be scary as fuck in about 10 years. but i'd still shag her now.

Jo Whiley.

[milf]I can't upload a picture because my mac is a spac[/milf]

But if anyone would like to do the honours..

There you go Sussex.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b323/swindon12345/300px-Jo_Whiley.jpg

Hell yeah! Cheers BR.

She has a face for radio. I would

She looks like she's had her face in a fuckin cheese press!!!  :shock:


:jaw2:


Alex Lovell from Point's West looks like a good milf. :wink:

Millom

Jesus that is ruff

Bumpity bump bump...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e5/GraceJonesAVFAK.jpg

http://www.mmedia.is/kfth/images/kvikmyndir/Barbara%20Bach.jpg

Dont know if it has already been mentioned but surely one has to be Natasha Kaplinsky from the BBC?

http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~kritip/kaplinsky.jpg

gets my vote anyway!

Was'nt Kinsky shagging Brucie's love child Brendan the dancer on Strictly come dancing last year?
Yeah, i'd do her.
 :shag:

Millom

This post shall never die - Where did the others go?

Don't think I've got any new entries really...  :|

I'll go and have a think - maybe even a posh think...

http://www.virgin.net/music/picturegalleries/rearoftheyear/pix/02_main.jpg

No - just no

Oh yeah Tartan arse :goodpost: I deffo would :wink:

Pics of Alex lovell off Ponts West! 1st one sultry
http://alexlovell.com/picture65.htm
2nd one plain dirty.....takin it up the wrong un it looks like. :\/  :twisted:
http://alexlovell.com/picture71.htm


 :soapy tit wank:
Millom

She was better on Brainteaser

My brother went on Brainteaser once.

Donna from that 70s show. She is ginger, but I still would
http://www.that70sshow.com/images/gallery/s4/s4_donna.jpg

Ginger is the new black.

Well, she is much better than Ginger spice! :mrgreen:

i'm in the market for a ginger lay. a ginger and a black.

A black called ginger?

yep...she is hot....If you need a central heating , put her in basement  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

she's cute. and in Slackers, she's a dirty bitch. i would.

Did u hear that James, ginger is the new black  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Bushey's next door neighbour. Have you got a picture ash?

Sue Barker   :oops:

 :chunder:  :chunder:  :chunder:

Hence SHOULDN'T but would. Don't know why. Also Anthea Turner  :shock:

Fern Britton. Ring a ding ding.

Dot Cotton.

What about the women from gavin and stacey.

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m290/abbottd/person.jpg

or

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m290/abbottd/pam.jpg

That Gavin and Stacey series was flipping brilliant.  She's not half bad either, Stacey, not Gav's mum.

I watched the whole series on bbc3 the other night  :oops: . i thought i was the only one

I watched most of the series when it was on each week, but missed a few, so like yourself I watched the enitre series on Saturday night.

That Smithy's funny as fuck (esepcially his quiz night) and Stacey's uncle (Rob Brydon) is a cracking character, hopefully there'll be a second series.

Cracked me up the bit in the pub for his stag do.

"aahhhmmmeeeeeddd"  :soapy tit wank:


Im pretty sure i read somewhere that there will be another series. Which is good

I watched the whole series. Smith and Gav were on Soccer Am just before it started. A second series has been comissioned so cant wait.

Smithy is a fucking legend, he is so so so funny!!! If i had mates, i wish he was my best mate.

And getting back to the topic, i actually think the girl who plays Stacey is nice, i definately would.

Oh and Sussex, as for Fern, i have actually thought before that i wouldnt mind a go on her  :soapy tit wank:

I caught a few episode when it was on first time then the rest of the series on Saturday.  Good to see some intelligent comedy on the Beeb, Rob Brydon is such a funny chap.

Natalie Portman, aged 13 in Leon.

Bumpety bump for arriba.

yey.kate humble!!!!

picture proof needed

i dont know how to do that davey boy

Here you go...

http://www.katehumble.com/library/Kate_main_small.jpg

anna ryder richardson

http://www.aboutproperty.co.uk/photo/anna-ryder-richardson-$4609$180.jpg

kate humbel

http://www.tmcentertainment.co.uk/images/speaker-index/SpeakOutKateHumble.jpg

uuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhh

ummm No.

says dave with his cock in his hand......

i really aint

pull it out your boyfriends arse then!

and get jizz all over my laptop. i think not!

yes and yes.

oh and cerys matthews too

aint you gay anymore?

Helen Hunt:

http://www.dentrocine.com/bios/imagenes/helen-hunt/fotos/1.jpg

i never was

and no, god no.

sally webster,and ashleys mrs off corrie

i kinda warmed to you more as a gay.....
now you've gone and spoiled it

i'll be anything you want me to be :gay:

Good call.

the blonde off the house auctions programme on bbc in the mornings. :twisted:

Sarah Silverman.

Actually, that's probably ok, isn't it?

Lucy Alexander?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/property/graphics/2005/06/11/prscreen11.jpg

On the right, obviously.

yeah thats her

who's that bird off watchdog with the dark hair?

i'd do fizz and janice off corrie too :oops:
but gail takes the buiscuit

http://www.juliabradbury.com/gallerypics/jb_pic0301a.jpg

Julia Bradbury

she'd get it.

I don't think that's appropriate for the thread Sam, she'd get some serious action from a fair portion of men.

I Would like to add that Ginger bird from Holby City to the thread.

She does it for me, despite the ginger hair and the fact that, like all gingers, she probably stinks of piss.

Just found out her name is Rosie Marcel. Gimme gimme.

picture or she doesn't exist

im in poland at the moment, Fred would be having a field day, the girls are stunning.
So different, its natural beauty, no need to layers of make up.

Love it, gonna hit some bars later  :beers:

I love Polish girls

my favourites

I like Swedish girls and Slovaks.

Italian or Swedish girls, French Women

the SWC confirmed polish girls are best

i love all women.

Danish - in fact the Danes are my favourite foreigners full stop.

i love girls with scottish accent,.they have to be fit too though. theres a nice scottish milf at my daughters school grrrrr

There you go.

Rosie Marcel (http://www.imdb.com/gallery/hh/0545165/HH/0545165/rosie2.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Marcel,%20Rosie)

On a Casualty related theme and yes I know it's wrong...

http://www.iceposter.com/thumbs/G126903_b.jpg

That's not wrong Daz Ultra.

http://www.daphnefowler.com/images/EHN_011.jpg

fB that's just wrong....I ws doing a quiz back in the summer and Daphne was suposed to be competing....silly woman fell asleep in the garden got sunburnt so couldn't make it  

  Not sure whether this one is on the list, and I'm not wading back through....but watched a walking program recently presented by this bird Julia Bradbury

   http://www.f4group.co.uk/images/Julia_Bradbury.jpg

  I wouldn't mind exploring clints and grikes with her on a limestone pavement.

I think me and Bennett pointed out in another thread that bird would get it. Good choice Reg.

 I'm not sharing her with you two cunts...one of yous maybe, but you'll have to go second.

I dibbed first

 Sorted then.

:(

Has to be Jenny Celerier from the Apprentice!

   Celerier oh ah Celerier oh ah

   If she don't come......

I can't quite believe somebody posted Gillian Anderson. Apparently I should feel guilty about wanting to shag her? You're havin' a fuckin' giraffe mate.

Gabby Roslin
Floella Benjamin
Keisha Buchanan - Sugababes

http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x197/toyabloggerff/kei.jpg

http://antwerp.files.wordpress.com/2006/12/sharon.jpg NSFW!
I so would.

You sick fuck.

 Does that say grandmother in the background? You hail from Melksham, right?

Haha, I do indeed.

That is so wrong STFC4LIFE and so is that picture!

I can look at just about most women even the ugly jobs you wouldn't look at the mantle piece when poking the fire and see some sort of slight redeeming feature of femininity even if it’s just a shadow in their past but that woman fucking very, very wrong.

I’d rather cram it up Feltz

tututut STFC4LIFE. Just noticed the NSFWness. I'll edit it for you.

What the hell is wrong with you!

he is fatbury and there is no known cure.

http://www.myparkmag.co.uk/images/cms/jenny-celerier-md.jpg


*shudder*

Yeah, I was gonna say. You've got 3543 posts. You must have got some idea about the questionableness of some of fatters tastes by now. We all love him though, and this the Birds you would but really shouldn't thread.

I can see where fatters comes from with most of his women, but ime lost on this one!

NO! Just fucking read again what you posted, you fool

 :soapy tit wank:

simply wrong.

Oh dear oh dear

Christine Bleakley from the One Show.......and Mylene Klass!

was it the ime?? I did that on purpose  :-))( . Or have i done something worse?

I just noticed that Dave has the Tef-Built new badge. That was the forum's best joint work.

It should be on the front page as you log in really. I just hiijacked it

you can see where fatbury comes from. poor poor soul.

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :chunder:

Yeah, empathy with fatbury's views is a clear sign that something is wrong.

 A word of advice young Dave....avoid the c word.....think of a synonym.

  The imagery is just horrible. :chunder:

He seems a fairly decent man of the world

hahaha. I didn't notice that either. I'm so naive.

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: You dirty Bastards.

I leave that for stfc steve

Kirtsy Allsop whos probably in here somehwere is 97th in FHM's top 100 list apperently.

Yay Kirsty!

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2006/05/08/ka372.jpg
 :mrgreen:

Can I point out that Christine Bleakley does not belong in this thread. Evidence here:

http://www.christinebleakley.com/

And I should also like to point out that Claire Nasir from GMTV also doesn't belong here either

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-39EnQfhHxg&feature=related

Shame she's a MK lass..... :x

Dr Linda Papadopoulos!

http://images.filmmagic.com/images/tnm/11340887.jpg

Susanna Reid

http://www.tvnewsroom.co.uk/images/tn/susannareid.jpg

who is the bird that presents the one show with Adrian Chiles at 7:00?

Also Jackie Brambles on loose women  :oops:

catherine tate

Christine Bleakley. See above  :wink:

http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00101/ddd_101575a.jpg

is that the lass who is currently working on toonatick?

that emma watson chick, the bird from harry potter. tidy.

best quote about her, some guy on another forum said;




awesome.

Roxy from Eastenders.......


http://www.bearsac.com/Meets.Celebrities/Eastender.Rita.Simons.jpg

I use to work with her when she first started in media, she was a stunner in her 20s I can tell you and a really nice person.

She still looks good now of course.

that is not the best pic of her but i still would.

Scot you'd shag the teddy bear.














 :wink:

everton ladies keeper rachel brown

she is quite a good looking lady. Not as hot as Rachel Unitt :wink:

i'll bow down to your greater knowledge of women on that one scot

I thought Scot was gay

He is

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  8)

tee hee

oh and another one.

the bird singer from alphabeat

i like Roxy and the Stine from Alphabeat is gorgeous!! is there something wrong with me?? (dont answer that!)

agree with the alphabeat bird, she's well cute.

I'd like to set fire to her for offending my ears so badly

snigger i just realised in this pic the fellow on the left looks as if he's retching the first time you look at it

and he has a boner

Alyssa Milano & Rose McGowan anyone ?

Alyssa Milano is the one who's been in recent my name is earl episodes isn't she? (yeah she is. Spoiler: Her and earl get married after he get's out of a coma, he goes into the coma after he get's out of prison. She runs him over)

There's no way that there is the slightest "Shouldn't" about her what so ever.

Roxy is awesome, she's not Sharon though.
 :wink:

Very true, she should probably be under the thread of should and wish I could

Myra Hindley

Tans mum

That Amanda Hamilton bird from Something For The Weekend, she soon cures a sunday morning hangover.

katie white off of the ting tings

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44313000/jpg/_44313517_tings1_203.jpg

the irish lass? agreed

To bump an old thread....

Susanna Reid.

Seeing her on Ask Rhod Gilbert, yum....

this thread is no good without pictures

[url width=400 height=300]http://www.wiihotties.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/susanna_reid.jpg[/url]

Not her body though apparently.

the skinny sister from Mike & Molly on the comedy channel.

ronnie and roxy's mum.

carol

No-one's mentioned coronation street yet so..
Overall winner:  Rosie Webster
Lifetime achievement award:  Liz McDonald
Promising newcomers:  Sophie's "friend" Sian..

How is she a bird you really shouldnt do?

I’ll nominate Steve McDonald’s bird, cant remember her name but she looks like pure filth.  Perfect.

any of the birds from MILKSHAKE!  (esp Naomi Wilkinson)

GILF!

sarah jane

Just seen this.

You cheeky cunt!

Shes just got married anyhow

Most definately. Been thinking about Naomi for a few years now!

Herons.

Mary Pierce

[url width=400 height=334]http://www.tennisgrandstand.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/mary-pierce.jpg[/url]

[url width=468 height=396]http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i164/cuntxcore1234/article-1152466-039FD2B5000005DC-63.jpg[/url]

The one on the left Sam? Quite fit.

Yep and I'd do her in the bum.

Me too, I like short birds

Angela Hartnett

[url width=265 height=319]http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00352/Angela_Hartnett_352322a.jpg[/url]

I know, I know, but there's just something about her I like.

 [url width=300 height=500]http://www.instyle.co.uk/sites/default/files/imagecache/width_300/rutapic.jpg[/url]

 Ruta Gedmintas, bird who plays a lezzer on the box.... :nod:

[url width=357 height=500]http://exquisiteandunique.typepad.com/.a/6a00e54fae211488330128756039b9970c-500wi[/url]

Paloma Faith

Definitely. Bit of a funny one though, you've got to remember that under all of this weirdness:

[url width=349 height=619]http://www.catwalkqueen.tv/assets_c/2009/06/paloma%20faith%20leopard%20print%20outfit%20bow-thumb-350x619-89871.jpg[/url]

Lurks this:

[url width=500 height=757]http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/27864943/Paloma+Faith.jpg[/url]

I would go so far as to say that for me there are not many more attractive celebrities than her. She's fucking cool.

Debra from Everyone Loves Raymond

[url width=150 height=118]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:tCwY06axplGtHM:http://i164.photobucket.com[/url]

Good call - short and feisty

Amy Winehouse...

good work reg,they're all hot on that proggy. great tele...

jelena jankovic ??

I convinced my sister that her name was Kerry Stump.

There's no shouldn't about stumpy.

You'd get a decent breakfast the morning after?


From doctor who, or children's TV presenter Sarah Jane Honeywell:

[url width=403 height=417]http://i590.photobucket.com/albums/ss349/matt_penny1/sarah_jane_honeywell_006.jpg[/url]

I'm guessing the former as I'd definitely hit the latter, even  if she is a veggie.

i dont know if anyone has put her up before but i would.

http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/apr2009/9/9/nicola-roberts-pic-pa-929161796.jpg (http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/apr2009/9/9/nicola-roberts-pic-pa-929161796.jpg)

miss hoolie would fucking get it,

Mariella Frostrup. I would hope I've mentioned her is this thread, before, but I've always had a thing for her.

[url width=460 height=276]http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2008/09/10/maestro.jpg[/url]

I think you could be barking up that tree quite a while without much luck

Never say never...

[url width=390 height=594]http://cache4.asset-cache.net/xc/96186995.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=77BFBA49EF878921A343B2C87A49D8F54CA433F51227C3286DABC3344820480C86804E4340F32754E30A760B0D811297[/url]

 ^^^

 Is that Tracey Emin?

yep

Well I would...

That's sick.

Funny, but fucking sick.

I would though. Just don't ask for a hand job.....

Have you seen the state of her bed? Just imagine the state inside her undercrackers.

[url width=730 height=738]http://www.saatchi-gallery.co.uk/imgs/artists/emin_tracey/20091202033247_traceyemingotall.jpg[/url]

Art for art's sake...

Enough there to get me a bucket to vomit into.

Present it in the right way and it could be a work of art..

that blonde woman off points west

Daviina McCall always did it for me, but my all time fave of birds I shouldn't is Charlie Brooks ....but only in the character of Janine!

I'm right with you on that one. Worryingly enough, I can also see the Miss Hoolie thing.

Victoria Stilwell ??

patsy palmer

that's scraping the bottom of the barrell isn't it arriba? I wouldn't even touch her with yours

i think she fits this thread perfectly.i would...

Totally agree.

No, no and no

At a push, Karen Brady.


I would.

i discovered last night that nigella lawson is 50 in 2 weeks
i still would

Me too - but to be honest that isn't saying much - I'm happy with a pulse.

Kelly from Misfits on E4.


Mind you any of the women on Misfits.

Im on that fat bitch! but yea Alisha is da fittest 1

Kara Tointon - she wouldn't have to ask twice - although I'm not so sure I could control myself if she was in her DOI gear  :nod:

Last week with the Gorilla was the funniest tv i have seen in ages.

Not sure she would be eligible as she is hardly a bird you would get stick for!

Exactly - shouldn't but would

She really isn't one that you SHOULDN'T do at all.

I would think that 99% of men would in any given oppertunity, this is more like the Arriba suggestion of Patsy Palmer who probably 90% wouldn't.

Putting Kara Tointon in is like putting in Keira Knightly or Angelina Jolie in here.

keira knightley? she's break in half the poor lamb.

I totally agree, she was just a name thats popularly fanciable plucked out of the air :D

Dunno if she's already been mentioned, but I wouldn't climb over Pamela Stephenson to get to any of you lot.

Does that mean I need some sort of medical help?

http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2010/12/19/wagner-beds-chloe-mafia-115875-22793124/

Sally Gunnell!

Fuck me....the warming stew i have just eaten nearly made another appearance.

Before this story i would have done her after a few pints. Now i would rather do the fat bird behind them in the picture than her. But it would take a fair few pints.   

Did she charge him?

He bagged some other grim 18 year old earlier in the week apparently.

Fair play to the dirty cunt. I wish I could still bag 18 year olds, grim or otherwise....

You dirty old man....

I'd smash that Chloe. You could do some utterly depraved shit to her and not feel even slightly guilty.

Guilt is one thing - high medical bills to clean up the pox after is another.  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

I've never caught anything that can't be cured.

Well said that man.

I'd do anything to phunk one up Cher Lloyd as well.

You're young! :D

Who the fuck is Chloe Mafia?

Just your type.

[url width=276 height=386]http://www.spinsouthwest.com/wp-content/files/2010/09/chloe-mafia.jpg[/url]

I would (doesn't count for much tho)

If she asked nicely and put a bag over her head, then yeah I would too.

Yes but what is she known for, other than shagging that Wagner bloke from x-factor?

Does it matter? Would you or wouldn't you?

Now I've noticed the x factor sticker  :doh: :doh:

isabel webster, off of points west

Being a £50-a-time prostitute with a coke habit.


I see your point.

ana matronic

The bird that plays Whitney in eastenders.

Smashing tits.

To be fair, if you saw her in real life on a night out, she's really pretty, they just make her up to look like a total chav on tv!

arriba your last 2 choices are desperate. Would you need to be pissed or would you shag them sober.

Claire Sweeney

i dont see either as desperate.both are perfect for this thread.
i wouldn't put them in if i wouldn't do em.

Michelle Obama.

Just saw her on the news and starting thinking about giving her one.

Kate McCann

Lacey Turner (Stacey in EE)

why on earth is she a shouldn't?
she's a tidy piece

What Arriba says, hardly a shouldn't is she?

We shouldn't because we are married

At the start yes... but the stress of covering it all up has made her look a bit haggard

Exactly

Stacey's mum. And Mo.

In a threesome...

Does KT Tunstall fall into theis category?

deffo,and yes i'm with you on that one.

kelly osbourne

And just because she is a bit old rather than a minger, Sigourney Weaver. Still would.

Princess Michael of Kent....

The fact you even knew this person existed concerns me

Well, just dress up like Adolf and I'd imagine you could skip the foreplay.

Carol Smillie.

If you type in 'would but shouldn't' into google, this is the 5th page to be listed. Fun fact

http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&source=hp&q=would+but+shouldn%27t&aq=f&aqi=&aql=t&oq=&gs_rfai=

FOURTH!

Comes up fifth for me. I'm not sure why, I'm going to assume it's because you can't count

Google uses your internet history to prioritise search results, i spend all day here, work is dead!

8th on my search.

Katie price, dnt say yoy wouldnt

Kat slater, stacey slater and glenda from eastenders aswell

Carol McGiffin

Any of the Nolans

:no: :no:

Dobbie off Peep Show

[url width=412 height=232]http://www.channel4.com/assets/programmes/images/peep-show/cast-interviews/d2b5468f-1f75-4e32-b1c8-8be70b2053b1_412x232.jpg[/url]

Oh FFS! She's a human Ardman animation.

Top shout, as a character she's pretty much the embodiment of this thread. Peep show is so fucking brilliant it's unbelievable.

Karen Brady.

Stacey Solomon

Corfu 06...

I think I'm in the Dobby club!

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Dobby-Club/180992601917847

Id rattle it

Does Meg White fall into this category?

If KT Tunstall does then meg white certainly does.

On another musical theme, laura marling. even if she looks like a bit of a smackhead

She looks like a fucking chicken

ruth jones

Im with that.

I am with that.

Top Shout.

Fat, Welsh and probably really hairy too.

Why wouldn't you?

After watching the Incredibles this afternoon, gentlemen I give you Elastigirl.

twiggy

I'm watching top gear on Dave and Ellen McArthur just done the celebrity lap. I thought of this thread straight away

Watching an old Only Fools earlier, Cassandra would get it.

I've always liked Rebecca Front  :girlgiggle:

[url width=460 height=288]http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01392/rebecca_front_1392565c.jpg[/url]

And Ive always rather liked Gina Mckee

http://entimg.s-msn.com/i/150/Movies/Actors7/ginamckee_150.jpg

Mary Poppins

Just imagine what she could do in the bedroom...

Who's been watching daytime TV then, Sippo????

Its impossible to watch Mary Poppins without correcting the lyrics to Chim Chim Cher-ee. FACT.

With the final line being...we ate those bastards in yellow and blue.

Sheila reid

 :eek:

Really? She looks dead...

I've now got this mental picture of arriba...

[url width=500 height=299]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3525/4005308086_f1ce747b0d.jpg[/url]

Joan Jett (One for you older folk, i expect)

Julia Davis

Photos need to be posted with suggestions, as I haven't a clue who 90% of these people are, and I'm sure I'm not alone.

google is your friend

Better things to do than google dodgy women.

I recall Joan Jett as being one you really should....

[url width=420 height=436]http://images.smh.com.au/2010/12/29/2112565/420_jett_3012-420x0.jpg[/url]

Not bad at all for 52!

  52 is a good age for women....I like them young  :)

Exactly Nemo! There are better pictures, mind, but it's a good effort.

And Reg, i included her in this thread because i'm merely 22, so the thought of copping off with a women who's slightly older than my Mum, could be seen as a bad thing! Ha.

But yeah, i saw her live (Joan Jett and the Blackhearts) earlier this year at Wembley. Stunner.

And she's good friends with Carmen Electra, so a threesome could be a possiblity

I see....good work

id smash it

[url width=481 height=423]http://media.nowpublic.net/images//da/b/dab0c6abca347fd73940eee2d22157da.jpg[/url]

Jo Frost (Supernanny)

I thought that's what the Internet was invented for.

She'd just keep screaming 'That's not asseptible! That's not asseptible!!!!'

Go and sit on the naughty step and think about what you've said.

In her office/secretary/slutty skirt suit, I'd tap that.

Sheridan Smith

Oh yes !!

Why are their loads of pictures of Noel Fielding in this thread?

Josie Long.

Nicki Chapman...

Always said the queen of England would be a good notch

Jenny Frost on Famous & Fearless last night, her top was definetly fearless but could have done with being slightly more undone.( check out 4od if you missed it )

Jamies Future Wife.

Id slam one into sophie reade

Why would you not? Remember the purpose of this thread plz

But i am married so the title applies to every woman.

If we're going to include morals into it, Jessica Rabbit

I see your Jessica Rabbit and raise you a Lois Griffin.

Mario balotellis had her

Lady penelope from thunderbirds

Bennett in a dress.

Speaking of sophie reade, this is my mates tweet to her after reading her story in the sun

@xSophieReadex u seem surprised that fucking a footballer didnt end well,what a great roll model u are to all the misguided women out there

:D

FUCKING SMASH! Just had a wank under my desk thinking about that.

I saw Bennett walking through town today *swoon*

Wearing a dress?

Unfortunately not.

i thought you sneered at me, it must've been your climax face

Angela Rippon.

Lisa Kudrow from Friends

Tin-Tin Kyrano

Miss Piggy.

the bird from cbeebies with one arm

Her arm completely hypnotizes me - I can't look at anything else

F.A.B. !

Sophie Ellis Bextor. Can't work out if she is a human or a pixie though.

Elaine the soccerette who was on with us on saturday, she looked a lot better without the make up.

Fucking Bow Wow mate.

Sarah Jane mee

When she was bent over doing her mime we were right behind her arse and them shorts were riding up her crack.

wow

Did anyone suffer with the shorts of shame?

Can I add one from my perspective

Enrique Englasias (spelling!!)

Get out, she's far too good for this thread.

Clare Nasir.

Biancaa

BBC News' Business woman Stephanie Flanders....old but looks like a right old minx

Suzannah York

What now, or before she died?

I don't know if i've nominated Kate Silverton before, but if not, i am now.

Depends how Frankie Boyle-esque you want the response!

Julia Bradbury

Julia Sawalha

Nigella Lawson.

After a night banging her brains out, she could rustle up a fantastic full english...

Katy Wix

Nigella is far too good for here, you are pretty much gay if you'd have to think twice about that one.

Aleks Krotoski

That northern bird who does the voice over for the Tesco adverts. Never seen her face but would ram my cock in her mouth just to shut her whiney voice up. Every little helps!

Victoria Wood.....and all three weather girls on BBC Scotland, except they are all heavily pregnant at the moment - how strange...oh and Gaby Logan

Like a badly set blancmange in a day-glo bikini:
[url width=468 height=624]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/07/21/article-1296669-0A7F700B000005DC-909_468x624.jpg[/url]

Isn't that Jane Horrocks ??

Quote of the day, by far.

I much prefer the new, improved, Mk2 go-faster version though.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1346005/Clare-Nasir-showcases-slimline-figure-gold-bikini.html

Which now probably means she doesn't qualify for this thread.....

Quote of the day, by far.

I much prefer the new, improved, Mk2 go-faster version though.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1346005/Clare-Nasir-showcases-slimline-figure-gold-bikini.html

Which now probably means she doesn't qualify for this thread.....
[/quote]
Size 6 my arse!

Think it's Jane Horrocks. Famous for her role as "Little Voice"

Not sure if she's appeared on the thread yet, If not, pure madness..... she's goooorgeous...

A bit of Pauline Calf anyone?

[url width=325 height=419]http://i373.photobucket.com/albums/oo177/archstanton1973/p5.jpg[/url]

Probably been mentioned, but Victoria Beckham

best yet!

Fuckin hell! Why not put Rose West down you sick bastard! :no:

I recently downloaded the Paul Calf video diary on itunes, quality.

Sian Massey   :wink:

Um, aren't you a man of the cloth? Or has the boss become a bit more liberal about unhealthy thoughts these days?

ClassyIpswichLass ??

http://www.twtd.co.uk/profile.php?id=6905

Not sure she's completely eligible for this thread, but if Gaby Logan is, Jasmine Harman of A Place in the Sun fame must be.

Fucking smash!! She has no place in this thread. There should be another thread called "FIT BIRDS"

To be honest neither has gabby logan.  The only reason not too with her is her husband will beat crap out of you.

Just offer him a cheeky wank before you fuck her. Works every time :D

Probably does, he's a rugby player after all.  All that dubious male bonding.

alice plunkett

Nothing 'shouldn't' about Plunkett, bet she'd have a right old bounce on it as well

What disturbed minds you have.

She is just oozing "shouldn't"

My best friend...and no I am not posting any pictures :toocool:

[url width=640 height=873]http://i.imgur.com/tixoy.jpg[/url]

You really shouldn't do her now.

Wacko jacko was

One or two of the girl members of the westboro baptist church. With a bit of make up, they'd look hot. I feel so ashamed.

PMSL>>>>You will not go to heaven with those sinful thoughts!!! :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

The bowel cancer adverts on the phoneboxes in ferndale having the word poo in them, instead of faeces or excrement

Um, what?

hahahahah

I'm guessing wrong thread.

saved for posterity.

Bingoooo. Not with it today

The turds you would....

karen brady

Gabby Logan.... I'm just scared of her nose.

Depends where she puts it.

Venus Williams

Oh fucking do one. thats got a dick hanging down to its knees. You desperate saddo.

Couldn't. Fucking horrible, poisonous bitch. Face like a slapped arse and her figure is best described as dumpy.

Her old man's a cunt too...

Serena would get it.

Never shag a woman who has a bigger dick than you

Good job I'm hung like a horse then!

I'd rather fuck Nick.

Louise Mensch

Imogen Lloyd Webber

That's just sick and twisted.

Dr Alice Roberts

Milly on Sky Sports News

martha wainwright

Why shouldn't you? She's gawjus!

seconded

Staying in the spirit of the thread which a lot of you appear to have mis-understood given your answers. I really, really shouldn't but there's always been something about Kelly Osbourne that makes me want to smash her shitter in.

Madge Bishop.




Harold could watch.

ditto

Didn't he once try to murder her in an episode titled...Bashing The Bishop :D

haha, must've missed that one. On a neighbours theme, I'd do Susan Kennedy as well.

Tracy Emin.

Like a rat up a drainpipe.

fuck off.

She does look like a rat thats been up a drain pipe

An interesting choice....doesn't quite do it for me, just seems to lack a dirty look.  Of Time Team women, I've always thought Brigid Gallagher would know what her fanny is for....

[url width=400 height=267]http://www.channel4.com/history/microsites/T/timeteam/images/2009/2009colworth-3.jpg[/url]

Costanza....discuss

Or a threesome with Alice Roberts and Miranda Krestovnikoff.

[url width=400 height=400]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_khnBA58ed2k/TF6Ejc88zFI/AAAAAAAAPtY/Zq5owHA8Hp4/s400/PDVD_048.JPG[/url]

Yes to both them brainy babes. If i didn't put it in this thread ages ago i deffo thought about it

You lot have this thread all wrong. There's no point posting fit girls, that isn't what it is about... DMR has the right idea.

Tracy Emin is a fucking dog.

Good call although I'm more of a fan of the fresh out of uni one-hit-wonders who are seen in the background :)

ooooooooh I've just cum

Just about anyone other than the new woman on Dragons Den

the term woman being used in the loosest possible way.

Super Nanny Jo Frost

Careful though, get it wrong and you'll be on the naughty step.

She looks uncannily like the penguin from Batman Returns.

Oh I would put her on the naughty step ;) kinky bitch

Rebecca Leighton (the bird who's been up to no good in that Salford hospital)

Carol from Eastenders

Noooo - steer clear of bunny boilers - they can come back to haunt you for a long time.

Yep! i like her dangerous side...

Eliza Doolittle. I'd certainly do a bit more than a little with her !!

Bet she'd milk it dry though

She's hot though, so misplaced...

I heard she's a bit of a drip

Caroline Quentin. 

Wendi Deng

Anne Widdecombe.

laura marling

Christ, if she's a shouldn't then I need a few pages of this thread.

She's outta your league lad

Brandi Schulz from storage wars on the history channel.

[url width=195 height=260]http://sharetv.org/images/storage_wars/cast/large/brandi_schulz.jpg[/url]



Danielle Colby Cushman from American pickers
[url width=460 height=250]http://www.history.com/images/shows/bios/american-pickers/american-pickers-danielle-cushman.jpg[/url]

http://uk.movies.yahoo.com/blog/article/224694/costumed-super-fan-descends-on-movie-convention.html

Princess Leia.............gold bikini............

Amy Winehouse.

You really shouldn't now.

The druggy off Eastenders

the 1st girl from human centipede ............oh ok and the 2nd

ive just found a owls nest

Think this thread needs a bump.

The welsh/Italian michaela Chiappa woman on ch4.

Would but shouldn't Sippo? She's, would and really should, no?! Pretty, sexy, great accent, what's not to like?! 8)

Only shouldn't cos the wife would cut my balls off!

Ah, I see!  :zipped:

I'm sure I'd have mentioned her before in this thread, but for the sake of the much needed bump, I will mention her again, Mariella Frostrup. She'd get some.

I don't think I will be the first to say this on this thread, but Sarah Beeney.  I think I would happily die for ten minutes with those.

our very own king of tonga has been there already. you don't want his sloppy seconds.

[url width=470 height=265]http://www.techchee.info/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/xd1.jpg[/url]
[url width=650 height=580]http://www.handball.no/local_showimage.asp?field=32605[/url]
kari aalvik grimsbø

I don't know KOT.  I'll mop up...

A highly topical bump for Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner.

That Argy bird is making herself look a bit of a tool of the Falklands thing. Her motive is so transparent.

This comment got me:



JohnBEllis • 2 hours ago−

Deliciously droll to be lectured on the iniquity of colonialism by a woman with Spanish forenames and a Germanic family name who lives in South America ...

I love Storage Wars. Brandi needs it up the arse dry to stop her nasel whining. Poor Jarrod, he needs to ditch her.

Does anyone watch that Hardcore Pawn on Bio?

The daughter of the owner, Ashley... she's a fat repugnant pig, but I would absolutely love to bang her.

The missues had Corrie on last night while i was playing FM but some tubby bird lying in a hospital bed caught my attention as she looked like a fun ride.

Sharon Horgan

Nah, she's fit!

Definitely bordering on GILD status, along with Nigella obviously.

She just needs to be told we already " "negotiate(d) a solution" to the problem in 1982.

June Whitfield

 :yikes:

At least you stuck to the title of the thread

The only thing you'd find up there is a dust - but  . . . .

Thora Hird

Darcey Bussell

Hattie Jacques

If she wasn't dead, you might have had some luck there.  There was a biographical drama on TV about here a while back.  By all accounts, she had a voracious sexual appetite.

Ooooh Matron! No!

who is the other bird in the Carry On films, not Hattie or Babs but the other one ?

Joan Sims

Thats the one.

You could be the first TEF necrophiliac....although on second thoughts, I'm sure there must be others.

The posh totty from the Late Rooms advert

Do you mean this bird from the Secret Escapes ad?

[url width=510 height=305]http://www.eyefortravel.com/sites/default/files/secret%20escapes.jpg[/url]

this thread needs pictures!

I see no reason whatsoever why she is a "Shouldn't"

who is she?

I concur

Ann Widdecombe must have some hidden charms

 I'm only trying to help....
 
 Having watched a couple of festive University Challenges, and on the subject of posh totty, I mentioned it elsewhere, but it should be on this thread....Rachel Johnson, Boris's sis would get it.

[url width=460 height=276]http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Observer/Pix/pictures/2012/11/7/1352288301002/rachel-johnson-008.jpg[/url]

I do not concur

When her hair flops back and forth, you'll just be reminded of Bozza. Terrifying.

Which is of course, why you shouldn't.

Looks like a tranny

Square jaws on women don't really do it for me.

Clare Balding

Oooh, good one.

While I probably shouldn't I possibly would because she has a sense of humour (putting aside the horsey stuff)

Clare is a lezzer...which probably means shouldn't becomes...no chance.

Just makes it all the more intriguing reg

Tulisa from N-Dubz/X-got's talent-factor/that badly focused tape from last year.

Kristen Schaal

Edie Falco

I'm sure some would disagree, but she's vile. Totally apt for this thread.

Boris sister......No!

I have no shame in saying that I'd have a go on Tulisa with absolutely no persuasion needed.

Nope, thick as shit chav scum, can't stand her. Mind you Cheryl Cole doesn't do it for me either, if only she was mute....

[url width=408 height=225]http://i.imgur.com/miKMP.gif[/url]

I can't imagine many circumstances where I would tell her to sling her hook.

Just don't expect much from a BJ though

I could watch that for hours.

I have! (Especially imagining what she mouths 'OK' to !)

The definition of a A+ grade MILF when in The Sopranos.

Why the fuck Cheryl Cole is even mentioned on this thread is beyond me

:nod: There's something amazing about that gif.

That image is welcome in any thread

Interestingly Cheryl Cole and Tulisa are interrelated as they're both people who would have to be muted for any form of enjoyment to occur.

She was a contender for the Birds I should..but really wouldn't thread.

Watching this 50 Greatest Plastic Surgery... thingy - Jodie Marsh, not looking too awful.

Whoever volunteered her in that context is without question a fucking bender. That it is an absolute fact.

See you later big boy xx

Who fancies a bit of the chunky one from steps who went into the bb house last night?

Cheryl Cole and Tulisa don't really belong in this thread... they're not exactly classy, but 90% would jump at the chance. Jodie Marsh, however, should have permanent residence in this thread. no doubt it'd be like chucking a hotdog down a hallway but she'd be a giggle (if she kept her mouth shut and isn't still in that bodybuilding phase...)

Much prefer her now to her Steps days. I seem to remember she has a massive gob as well.

she does indeed.

On the subject of CBB, I assume its alright to ogle Tricia Penrose's funbags? Glorious.

Kirsty Allsopp could do with a bit of trouser trout

Another one who should keep her mouth shut!

Susanna Reid from BBC Breakfast News.....

Perhaps it's that early morning thing...!!!