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Barry Scott

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« Reply #795 on: Sunday, January 27, 2013, 22:13:41 »

Just seen Anthea Turner on the tellie. Wouldn't say no

I've always found something a bit asexual about Anthea. I can see she has the right ingredients, but there's something missing. I don't know why, but I think she's like Noel Edmonds with tits.
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Coca Fola

« Reply #796 on: Monday, January 28, 2013, 00:32:14 »

Linda Barker. Over double my age but fair play!
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jayohaitchenn
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« Reply #797 on: Monday, January 28, 2013, 14:53:19 »

I'd give Cristina Fernández de Kirchner a lively hate fuck.
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wiggy
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Whippet Fancier




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« Reply #798 on: Wednesday, February 13, 2013, 20:02:54 »

Alex Polizzi
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Barry Scott

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« Reply #799 on: Wednesday, February 13, 2013, 20:58:51 »

Alex Polizzi

Fucking yes. She's why I used to avidly watch The Hotel Inspector. Smiley
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« Reply #800 on: Wednesday, February 13, 2013, 23:44:53 »

Fucking yes. She's why I used to avidly watch The Hotel Inspector. Smiley

 
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fatbasher

« Reply #801 on: Thursday, February 14, 2013, 00:02:59 »

I think you'll find she' about to drop one so either you've already done the deed you norty fucker or someone's beaten you to it....
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kerry red

« Reply #802 on: Thursday, February 14, 2013, 05:44:42 »

That ginger bird who's in the bath advertising Victoria Plumb.

Dawn French anyone?
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« Reply #803 on: Sunday, March 24, 2013, 23:26:41 »

Liza tarbuck
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« Reply #804 on: Wednesday, March 27, 2013, 11:10:56 »

Amanda Knox
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Is this hospital called St. Croc of Shit?!




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« Reply #805 on: Wednesday, March 27, 2013, 11:13:55 »

I fucking love Amanda Knox... she's pretty fit, and dangerous to boot - what's not to like?!
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« Reply #806 on: Wednesday, March 27, 2013, 11:14:30 »

Getting your throat slit (allegedly)?
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DMR

« Reply #807 on: Wednesday, March 27, 2013, 11:16:39 »

It would be a mad drill beforehand though. Bet she would have a right good bounce on it.
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We fucking love you Gumbo!




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« Reply #808 on: Wednesday, March 27, 2013, 11:40:45 »

Sheila Hancock
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« Reply #809 on: Wednesday, March 27, 2013, 18:06:04 »

Knox is fit.
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