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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #1185 on: Saturday, May 4, 2019, 11:54:38 »

Penny Mordaunt. No idea who she was until this morning, imagine it'd be good fun to fuck the Tory out of her...

Has a bit of a Kirstie Allsopp about her. I would.
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« Reply #1186 on: Saturday, May 4, 2019, 14:03:49 »

*slow clap*

Doubt you’ll get the clap from her no matter how fast or slow she fucks you.
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« Reply #1187 on: Saturday, May 4, 2019, 14:24:53 »

Not familiar with Helen, will look out for her.

Her 'She-Wolves' series (based on her book) is excellent - all on youtube I believe (think it's just two episodes).
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« Reply #1188 on: Saturday, May 4, 2019, 17:49:42 »

Steph Houghton
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« Reply #1189 on: Saturday, May 4, 2019, 17:52:42 »

Steph Houghton

Have I missed something, or did you intentionally time your return to the TEF to coincide with the end of the 25% football bit?
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« Reply #1190 on: Saturday, May 4, 2019, 17:58:03 »

Have I missed something, or did you intentionally time your return to the TEF to coincide with the end of the 25% football bit?

Coincidence. But admittedly I don't pay much attention to football anymore. Lurked a bit but to be honest it's very infrequent nowadays.
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« Reply #1191 on: Saturday, May 4, 2019, 18:00:35 »

Coincidence. But admittedly I don't pay much attention to football anymore. Lurked a bit but to be honest it's very infrequent nowadays.

Welcome back. At least you haven't lost your sense of priorities.
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Tout ce que je sais de plus sûr à propos de la moralité et des obligations des hommes, c'est au football que je le dois. - Albert Camus
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« Reply #1192 on: Saturday, May 4, 2019, 18:02:47 »

Welcome back. At least you haven't lost your sense of priorities.

Thanks. Not really been anywhere though, just had nothing to say as I'm totally out of the football loop now.
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« Reply #1193 on: Saturday, May 4, 2019, 21:10:36 »

Thanks. Not really been anywhere though, just had nothing to say as I'm totally out of the football loop now.
Arriba! at last my friend returns.
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« Reply #1194 on: Sunday, May 5, 2019, 09:47:14 »

Dr Alice Roberts. Deffo would.

She's mint as the hipsters would say
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« Reply #1195 on: Tuesday, May 7, 2019, 08:38:07 »

Since when has this thread become 'birds any sane man would'?.....
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« Reply #1196 on: Tuesday, May 7, 2019, 09:14:05 »

  I suppose the idea that an 'average' football fan' might lust after a Cambridge professor might be seen as a bit weird!! As for politicians, that's just bizarre....imagine the lecture going on throughout!
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« Reply #1197 on: Tuesday, May 7, 2019, 09:32:26 »

Since when has this thread become 'birds any sane man would'?.....
This.
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« Reply #1198 on: Tuesday, May 7, 2019, 09:44:48 »

I suppose the idea that an 'average' football fan' might lust after a Cambridge professor might be seen as a bit weird!! As for politicians, that's just bizarre....imagine the lecture going on throughout!

Just to be a pedant Alice Roberts is a Birmingham Professor (and actually a Bristolian which may put
a few off), however if we are talking academics and possibly more in keeping with the thread, Janina Ramirez....
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« Reply #1199 on: Tuesday, May 7, 2019, 10:49:45 »

Since when has this thread become 'birds any sane man would'?.....

You ought to take a look at page 10, it was cartoon characters back then  No
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