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« on: Sunday, February 21, 2021, 10:01:00 »

Don't get me wrong - I fucking love a good burger. And I am also rather partial to large meals.

But WTF is it with these huge burgers so large that you can't possibly open your mouth wide enough to eat? Like this:



What's the fucking point? How is one supposed to eat it without sitting on the fucker first?

Pricks.

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« Reply #1 on: Sunday, February 21, 2021, 10:28:07 »

You pull the stick out and press the bun down with your hand.  Smiley
I get your point though.
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« Reply #2 on: Sunday, February 21, 2021, 10:28:28 »

Not to mention the onion rings in a bin, We want plates!
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« Reply #3 on: Sunday, February 21, 2021, 10:29:53 »

A ridiculous phenomenon
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« Reply #4 on: Sunday, February 21, 2021, 10:45:33 »

I suggest you don’t watch Diners, Drive-ins & Dives then. I do agree with the OP. I suppose it’s to show the customers that they’re getting something exceptional rather than just laying it out on one level on a plate.
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« Reply #5 on: Sunday, February 21, 2021, 11:03:29 »

TBH that burger does look really nice.
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« Reply #6 on: Sunday, February 21, 2021, 11:06:27 »

TBH that burger does look really nice.

It does. It looks amazing.

It's eating it that's the problem.
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« Reply #7 on: Sunday, February 21, 2021, 11:17:30 »

Just woke up after a big night. Right now that burger is the salve I crave. They are a fucking pain though.
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« Reply #8 on: Sunday, February 21, 2021, 11:21:50 »

To be fair they never look like that in practice. In the photos, a Big Mac looks like it would struggle to fit in your mouth, but once served it's about half the height. Food photography is like witchcraft.
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« Reply #9 on: Sunday, February 21, 2021, 11:32:02 »

To be fair they never look like that in practice. In the photos, a Big Mac looks like it would struggle to fit in your mouth, but once served it's about half the height. Food photography is like witchcraft.

I have seen many like that. I end up having to dismantle it just to eat it. It's something I check for no before going to a new place.
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« Reply #10 on: Sunday, February 21, 2021, 11:37:55 »

After applying some slight downward pressure, I think I could get this in my gob.
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« Reply #11 on: Sunday, February 21, 2021, 11:47:33 »

I have seen many like that. I end up having to dismantle it just to eat it. It's something I check for no before going to a new place.


I always have to dismantle a burger first in order to get rid of the fucking tomato.

Absolutely no place for them in burgers
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« Reply #12 on: Sunday, February 21, 2021, 11:55:13 »

Burgers need to be wider, not taller.
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« Reply #13 on: Sunday, February 21, 2021, 11:55:45 »

Another no to tomato too, meat and cheese only.
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« Reply #14 on: Sunday, February 21, 2021, 12:14:01 »

I always have to dismantle a burger first in order to get rid of the fucking tomato.

Absolutely no place for them in burgers

And pickles.

But I always tell them that I want one without. If you're in a fast food joint, you have the added benefit of having a fresh one made for you instead of those that are pre-made and left in the warming thingamy for 15 minutes.
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