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Don't get me wrong - I fucking love a good burger. And I am also rather partial to large meals.

But WTF is it with these huge burgers so large that you can't possibly open your mouth wide enough to eat? Like this:

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What's the fucking point? How is one supposed to eat it without sitting on the fucker first?

Pricks.

You pull the stick out and press the bun down with your hand.  :)
I get your point though.

Not to mention the onion rings in a bin, We want plates!

A ridiculous phenomenon

I suggest you don’t watch Diners, Drive-ins & Dives then. I do agree with the OP. I suppose it’s to show the customers that they’re getting something exceptional rather than just laying it out on one level on a plate.

TBH that burger does look really nice.

It does. It looks amazing.

It's eating it that's the problem.

Just woke up after a big night. Right now that burger is the salve I crave. They are a fucking pain though.

To be fair they never look like that in practice. In the photos, a Big Mac looks like it would struggle to fit in your mouth, but once served it's about half the height. Food photography is like witchcraft.

I have seen many like that. I end up having to dismantle it just to eat it. It's something I check for no before going to a new place.

After applying some slight downward pressure, I think I could get this in my gob.

I always have to dismantle a burger first in order to get rid of the fucking tomato.

Absolutely no place for them in burgers

Burgers need to be wider, not taller.

Another no to tomato too, meat and cheese only.

And pickles.

But I always tell them that I want one without. If you're in a fast food joint, you have the added benefit of having a fresh one made for you instead of those that are pre-made and left in the warming thingamy for 15 minutes.

And no fucking lettuce, what's the point, we're not rabbits.

MUMMM MY BEANS ARE TOUCHING MY SAUSAGE

Fucking children.

no pickles? you're a wrong un Flash

If by pickles you mean gerkins, you can have mine with pleasure.

Jutty could devour that in less than three minutes.

I do.

I ate gherkins on a stick at a fair in Germany

I hate pickled gherkins, the wife loves them but they spoil the taste of the burger even if removed.

I am having a big burger for my birthday tea today, a local place delivers them to the door, these are a small sample, not sure which one I will get yet though.

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It has to be the monsterous JJ otherwise you may still be hungry later on!
54 or 55 Happy birthday from me and the Gorse Hill possee😀

Cheers mate, joined the Britvic club!

Including the chips  :)

😀😀

I love a big burger and usually will go for the biggest one they do in these type of establishments. Can definitely relate to the how the hell do I eat this dilemma. I generally take it apart or use a knife and fork. I've got it down my shirt before which was a pisser as I was going to a gig after so go cautiously now.

One of each! It's your birthday!!

I'm a NO tomato's guys too, but pickled gherkins are amazing, as are caramelized onions.

I do agree though that anything that doesn't fit into you mouth in one bite is unnecessary, i can't be dealing with a burger that ends up falling out of the bun and your left with a mess on the plate.

That said, i'd love to go to Vegas and try the quadruple bypass at the heart attack grill.

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What is this strange term you talk of? :hmmm:

Happy belated birthday JJ. Hope you had a good one mate.

I didn't finish.
Got spanked.

Good day.

Is that the place with the scantily clad nurses on 'display'?

I'm not convinced of her medical creditals to be honest

Cheers mate I had a really good day thank you and the burger was amazing :)

Belated happy birthday JJ.

 All this burger talk has me craving a Hubbox meal. Love their burgers and can't wait to get done to Devon to have one.

Cheers mate, I had a Hubbox on my 50th in Exeter, nice.

Libertine burger is our local absolutely amazing burger place, they do cook at home boxes which are out of this world, well worth checking out

Tomatoes, gerkins (/pickles), lettuce, raw red onion, cheese, wack it all in there please. Most importantly though, let's have that bun toasted. The crustiness of it gives a bit of structure to the bread to hold all those delicious juices in.

 :I'm a complete mofleakin Deak

https://youtu.be/1oWL9gqI3Ic

When it comes to burgers, size is almost always inversely proportional to taste unfortunately.

https://youtu.be/hcH5U2QADls
Check this dude out

We watch his channel on youtube, its gross but enthralling in a weird way!

He can certainly put food away.

FH would love that burger  ;D

I'd fucking send it back.

What is one supposed to do with it?

You could turn it on it's side and eat it like a corn on the cob.

Beard Meets Food ace awesome.