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« Reply #15 on: Sunday, February 21, 2021, 12:24:37 »

Another no to tomato too, meat and cheese only.
And no fucking lettuce, what's the point, we're not rabbits.
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« Reply #16 on: Sunday, February 21, 2021, 12:24:42 »

MUMMM MY BEANS ARE TOUCHING MY SAUSAGE

Fucking children.
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« Reply #17 on: Sunday, February 21, 2021, 12:26:33 »

no pickles? you're a wrong un Flash
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« Reply #18 on: Sunday, February 21, 2021, 12:34:18 »

no pickles? you're a wrong un Flash
If by pickles you mean gerkins, you can have mine with pleasure.
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« Reply #19 on: Sunday, February 21, 2021, 12:40:02 »

Don't get me wrong - I fucking love a good burger. And I am also rather partial to large meals.

But WTF is it with these huge burgers so large that you can't possibly open your mouth wide enough to eat? Like this:



What's the fucking point? How is one supposed to eat it without sitting on the fucker first?

Pricks.


Jutty could devour that in less than three minutes.
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« Reply #20 on: Sunday, February 21, 2021, 13:15:14 »

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no pickles? you're a wrong un Flash
If by pickles you mean gerkins, you can have mine with pleasure.

I do.

I ate gherkins on a stick at a fair in Germany


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« Reply #21 on: Sunday, February 21, 2021, 13:24:11 »

If by pickles you mean gerkins, you can have mine with pleasure.

I do.

I ate gherkins on a stick at a fair in Germany
I hate pickled gherkins, the wife loves them but they spoil the taste of the burger even if removed.

I am having a big burger for my birthday tea today, a local place delivers them to the door, these are a small sample, not sure which one I will get yet though.

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« Reply #22 on: Sunday, February 21, 2021, 13:27:22 »

It has to be the monsterous JJ otherwise you may still be hungry later on!
54 or 55 Happy birthday from me and the Gorse Hill possee😀
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« Reply #23 on: Sunday, February 21, 2021, 13:53:25 »

It has to be the monsterous JJ otherwise you may still be hungry later on!
54 or 55 Happy birthday from me and the Gorse Hill possee😀
Cheers mate, joined the Britvic club!
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« Reply #24 on: Sunday, February 21, 2021, 13:54:37 »

Jutty could devour that in less than three minutes.

Including the chips  Smiley
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« Reply #25 on: Sunday, February 21, 2021, 14:58:45 »

Cheers mate, joined the Britvic club!

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« Reply #26 on: Sunday, February 21, 2021, 14:59:42 »

I love a big burger and usually will go for the biggest one they do in these type of establishments. Can definitely relate to the how the hell do I eat this dilemma. I generally take it apart or use a knife and fork. I've got it down my shirt before which was a pisser as I was going to a gig after so go cautiously now.
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« Reply #27 on: Sunday, February 21, 2021, 15:01:06 »

I hate pickled gherkins, the wife loves them but they spoil the taste of the burger even if removed.

I am having a big burger for my birthday tea today, a local place delivers them to the door, these are a small sample, not sure which one I will get yet though.


One of each! It's your birthday!!
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« Reply #28 on: Sunday, February 21, 2021, 16:07:07 »

I'm a NO tomato's guys too, but pickled gherkins are amazing, as are caramelized onions.

I do agree though that anything that doesn't fit into you mouth in one bite is unnecessary, i can't be dealing with a burger that ends up falling out of the bun and your left with a mess on the plate.

That said, i'd love to go to Vegas and try the quadruple bypass at the heart attack grill.
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« Reply #29 on: Sunday, February 21, 2021, 16:30:32 »

I'm a NO tomato's guys too, but pickled gherkins are amazing, as are caramelized onions.

I do agree though that anything that doesn't fit into you mouth in one bite is unnecessary, i can't be dealing with a burger that ends up falling out of the bun and your left with a mess on the plate.

That said, i'd love to go to Vegas and try the quadruple bypass at the heart attack grill.


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